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@furry-hater.bsky.social

CoolCatlovesyou posting on twitter: "Hey @dominos, what kind if idiots are you hiring? We ordered online, waited 15 minutes, and they haven't started cooking it yet. Then I asked to add some sausage for the inconvience, and the manager was rude. You better make this right or you are losing a long time customer."

kellerb57 then responds with: "Cool cat please be nicer to fast food workers" in which cool cat responds with: "We were being nice, but their manager at [REDACTED] Blvd Las Vegas, NV is a nasty person, and @dominos is stupid to hire people like that. I guess we're going to @pizzahut from now on."

September 24, 2026 at 2:40 PM

bull

@bullruster.bsky.social

Cool Cat wins best drama of the year.

#coolcat #dominos #dereksavage #coolcatlovesyou

October 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM

The Stranger (Post-Chapter 5 Arc)

@jake.gaiaproject.net

Cool Cat's got his eye on you... 👁️

Be good!

A Twitter post by the notoriously mentally stable Derek Savage, roleplaying as Cool Cat on his Cool Cat account. It was posted on September 6th, 2025.

Cool Cat
@CoolCatlovesyou
I got my eye on you, so be good

September 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM

Images on My Computer

@imagesonmycomputer.bsky.social

Source: CoolCatlovesyou (twitter)

Cool Cat shilling NFTs, reading: "I just got coolcatnfts for our NFTs and will you be cool and be the first to follow me there? This NFT is Cool Cat #06. I have 85 ready to post." Attached is an image of Cool Cat in front of an American flag.

Cool Cat tweets "Here's why I'm not afraid in this crazy world. Daddy Derek protects us (smile emoticon)" attached is an image of Derek Savage with a rifle.

Cool Cat tweets: "I love this picture of Mama Cat. I wonder who drew it?" Attached is an oddly sexualized image of Cool Cat laying down in high heels.

July 29, 2026 at 4:14 PM

Gemma Geary

@ggeary.bsky.social

.@CoolCatlovesyou Cool Cat’s on my son’s stocking!! MERRY CHRISTMAS, COOL CAT! 🐱 🐱Yay!!!!! 🎄 🎅

December 2, 2024 at 12:30 PM

revolver ocelthot

@rnaboursiii.bsky.social

Today in Weird Awful Internet Shit - Cool Cat Saves the Kids/420 Awards creator Derek Savage has officially launched his new career as a right-wing rap artist named “Hood Rat”. His “hit” new song “Hood Rat 4 Trump” is unimaginably awful in a million different ways.

Tweet by @coolcatlovesyou:

Have you heard Hood Rat's new song? It's Rap at it's best!! What should Hood Rat rap about in his next song?

Screenshot of the Hood Rat website:

It's Hood Rat and I want to thank All the people who are supporting my music.
It's hard and confusing for some folk right now, and I want to do what I can to help.
Hood Rat is here to speak the truth, and the Truth will set You Free!
My producer, Derek Savage, has been real cool so I hope you buy some of his content!

A picture of Derek Savage with his cult hit children’s character Cool Cat

June 20, 2024 at 8:02 PM

Alex W

@ehcb.itch.io

I know Elon claims to loves memes so he should definitely prove it by digging shallow for this https://twitter.com/CoolCatlovesyou/status/1595097018342739968

November 18, 2024 at 4:36 PM