#coolguy
nolan movies would probably become instantly automatically more interesting if he just wrote them the exact same thing and then cast a woman in the role of the troubled stoic genius coolguy great man with dead wife MC with no other changes, but his creative limitations will not allow even that
October 30, 2026 at 11:34 PM
and tbc i'm not saying that "stoic coolguy troubled driven genius great man dead wife" wouldn't still be an extremely tired formula even if you cast a different kind of actor in the role, i'm just saying it's literally the lowest bar possible to make it slightly more novel, and nolan can't do it
October 30, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Thissun, but without the coolguy light bar. It was super cool because you didn't have to get out and lock the hubs.
November 3, 2026 at 10:20 PM
have you ever stepped into someones uber and they're playing like the most generic "coolguy" music possible and you're just trying not to laugh the whole ride
October 31, 2026 at 4:37 AM
MOM, I'VE MADE IT! A COOLGUY WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND! 🥹
October 27, 2026 at 8:28 PM
the twitter CoolGuy Bourgeois Aristocrat Roleplayer accounts recurrently appeal to “types” of men, like in Pokémon
October 29, 2026 at 11:23 PM
i feel like putting myself out there and genuinely earnestly advertising my art ruins my mysterious coolguy aura (guy who is not mysterious or cool at all)
October 30, 2026 at 1:31 AM
i think my problem is not the art itself but the fact that i feel so much shame embarassment and humiliation when it comes to trying to gain attention and sell my art like i just wanna be coolguy who also can bust out some dope art sometimes but i also want to be an artist
October 30, 2026 at 1:31 AM
it's really like damn you know what a certain demographic wants. and what they want is a beautiful man who's gotten the shit kicked out of him

honestly also it's an endearing way to get introduced to a coolguy character
October 26, 2026 at 5:32 PM
October 26, 2026 at 1:06 AM
nolan movies would probably become instantly automatically more interesting if he just wrote them the exact same thing and then cast a woman in the role of the troubled stoic genius coolguy great man with dead wife MC with no other changes, but his creative limitations will not allow even that
October 30, 2026 at 11:34 PM
and tbc i'm not saying that "stoic coolguy troubled driven genius great man dead wife" wouldn't still be an extremely tired formula even if you cast a different kind of actor in the role, i'm just saying it's literally the lowest bar possible to make it slightly more novel, and nolan can't do it
October 30, 2026 at 11:52 PM
i think whats happening is that younger leftists think of 13chag as some sort of mythologized coolguy website instead of a board just any dork can access so even if they recognize their politics as completely fucking stupid, the lingo still has a way of flowing downstream hence “goyslop”
the grossest thing in the world has been the way antisemitism got mainstreamed through a delightful wombo combo of right wingers doing it and...what I can only describe as credulous dipshits going, "Well, the genocide in gaza is bad so I guess antisemitism must be right?"
This is one of the larger left-of-center Facebook pages, and I do feel like a few years ago, left-of-center people on social media with large audiences were not using terms like “goyslop”?
October 24, 2026 at 10:57 PM
AKA Professor Tor Coolguy
October 21, 2026 at 3:12 PM
thank you I only remembered the "coolguy" part
October 21, 2026 at 3:15 PM
he's literally such a fucking loser i love him so much. washed. chopped. stupid. died for nothing. his coolguy punk band is embarrassing dad rock now. truly the character of all time
October 23, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Wrapping up with the tournament host/main villain, Sir Coolguy
As well as the FIGHTING ABSENT TEAM:
Julius Caesar
Melvin Brother of the Joker
And Posiedon
October 22, 2026 at 4:36 AM
insane that aside from a few left-libertarians who are largely hated among the "coolguy" left, the western left drew 0 organizational lessons from the most successful mass uprising in modern european history
October 18, 2026 at 5:38 PM
coolguy vibes all the way thru .. its consistent 😇😇😇
October 16, 2026 at 6:39 AM
you're not down with mr. coolguy mclaborhater either huh?
October 14, 2026 at 8:49 PM
flinching like a battered spouse upon seeing this UI element not because of how I personally feel about it but bracing for the handful of coolguy retro gamers on here about to throw fits about it
October 15, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Ok. One point ahainst the 4ish I need to get termed (not that I want, I need jerb)

I am sent home by leave of the super Inwas actually working under and had been for two months. 1 point leave early.

Prior super GOT A MESSAGE FROM coolguy super. Doesn't waive it. You send me home, no points.
October 11, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I know I normally come as an unflappable coolguy, what must y'all think of me. 😔😂
October 8, 2026 at 9:13 AM
also also. if you're in NYS, you can become a forest ranger, which is like if a firefighter, a game warden, a search and rescue operative, and a wildlife biologist had a baby.

Its great! you have to train really hard and do dangerous shit but you get to do coolguy shit and protect wildlife too.
October 7, 2026 at 5:38 PM