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@tamslick.bsky.social

Today’s axe… and hatchet.

Man, I would have been the hippest chick on Hipster Street in the most groovy neighborhood in Cooltown back in 2013 with this.

January 15, 2026 at 5:13 PM

Cmdr. Overbite

@cmdroverbite.bsky.social

We’re all here talking to our Imaginary Phone Friends about the Iowa Caucuses and shit; the bus to Cooltown left without us a while ago

October 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM

Josh

@dumbjosh.bsky.social

Too cool for midtown but too mid for cooltown

July 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM

cate

@buny.bsky.social

not many people have basements in Cooltown

a frame from Zodiac with Jake Gyllenhaal in the foreground realizing that Tom Nook, blurred in the background, may be the Zodiac Killer

September 17, 2024 at 2:53 AM

John “Danielle” Phipps

@magitekdad.bsky.social

Imagine someone responding to Trump like this today.

youtu.be/z6j6iTN7Tkw?...

Edward R Murrow's final reply to Senator Joseph McCarthy's See It Now appearance April 13, 1954

YouTube video by COOLTOWN

youtu.be

May 5, 2026 at 9:22 PM

Shopping for Superman

@shop4supedoc.bsky.social

The nerds know the way. (Or whatever nerd thing THEY say. Me? I’m Mr. Cooltown.)

March 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM

Plasmapool

@plasmapool.bsky.social

Cooltown - Dark Nexus
STREAM/DL: protun.es/SR835

#afrohouse #deephouse #organichouse #newmusic #nowplaying #listen #cooltown

April 16, 2024 at 12:24 PM

[DECENTLYOKAY.]

@decentlyokay.bsky.social

me when I live in little loserville and not major cooltown

September 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM

sports (is human now)

@jockington.bsky.social

i'm shipping myself in a box to Cooltown

June 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM

Repeat Blunderer

@doghousereilly.bsky.social

Brian Racism from Twattown sees Sir Kir’s tweets posted onto a Facebook page and thinks, “fuck off am I voting for this nonce, he was best mates with Jimmy Saville. I don’t care what he says, Nigel will protect are boarders”

Dave Normal from Cooltown thinks, “fuck this racist, I’ll vote Green”

Ali @lisomac.bsky.social · Jul 23

3 Tweets in a row by the colonial, anti-immigration bigot currently leading the UK, unsurprisingly a man boosting a genocide.

Should anybody be surprised – the little shit-Hitler is reaching peak fascist, and the fucker loves it.

3 tweets I can't be assed describing - just imagine Nigel Farage 3 tweets times about desperate people fleeing awful circumstances and seeking asylum, that's about it.

July 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM

Sweet Sweet Bean Zone!

@toomanytheories.bsky.social

2024 edition.

welcome to bluesky.
we have rules here.

1) we have fun
2) we shitpost
3) read number 1
4) don't be a stinky doodoo lame-o

if you do not abide by these then i'm afraid you ain't part of cooltown

We Are Many Mouths And We Must Feed 😀 @lulz.network · Nov 15

welcome to bluesite. we have rules here:

1) The more beautiful and pure something is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.

2) If it exists, there will be memes of it. No exceptions.

3) Significantly advanced shitposting is indistinguishable from good faith discourse.

4) Rules 1 through 3.

kat blackheart @gothfem.me · Jul 24

welcome to bluesky. we have rules here:

1) Any live cell with two or three live neighbours survives.
2) Any dead cell with three live neighbours becomes a live cell.
3) All other live cells die in the next generation. Similarly, all other dead cells stay dead.

October 31, 2024 at 7:34 AM

Debby33 ❌ 👑

@debby33.bsky.social

Edward R Murrow's final reply to Senator Joseph McCarthy's See It Now appearance April 13, 1954

YouTube video by COOLTOWN

youtube.com

August 20, 2026 at 4:12 PM

Spiritstraveler/MarciaFrost

@spiritstraveler.bsky.social

After a great homestyle breakfast at HiLo, we walked around Weed, California, and did some shopping.

@DiscoverSisikyou @VisitCalifornia
#accessiblesisikyou #WeedCA
#accessibilityforall #cooltown #wheelchairtravel