#corks
*corks you*
October 31, 2026 at 9:19 PM
FUCK its november tomorrow uhhhh godddd where did I leave my corks at
October 31, 2026 at 9:43 PM
There’s a party in the afterlife, and Molly Ivins, Ann Richards, Barbara Jordan, and Cecile Richards are popping corks.
November 4, 2026 at 2:01 AM
(Hearing fireworks, champagne corks scattering down the street, Ewoks singing like idiots): The morning paper will tell me what's going on.
November 1, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Old wine corks and foam bricks on the work bench today. How do you make rubble? #wargaming #terrain
November 1, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Hearing so many corks popping from every single lesbian polycule I'm aware of
"Bocchi the Rock" gets animated movie by Shin Wakabayashi & CloverWorks.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pYw...
November 1, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Corks and oven mitts
October 31, 2026 at 10:55 PM
There will be lots of champagne corks popping
November 1, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I keep hoping the results will cause something to happen that will pop bubbly corks world wide.
November 3, 2026 at 9:18 PM
An amazing achievement … a whole year’s worth of Connecting Walls from @with1v.bsky.social … *champagne corks flying*
Connecting Wall. 4 groups of 4 are hidden in the grid. Only this wall left. For the last time, send me your 4 groups plus a connection for each group.
No time limit but the solution will be revealed tomorrow. THERE ARE NO PRIZES!
Here's grid No.365/365 "They think it's all over..."
October 31, 2026 at 6:50 AM
These criminals are laughing their heads off as the world roasts and governments - including the UK's - do absolutely nothing to rein them in

They should be in jail, but instead they are popping the champagne corks

www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Nine big oil firms on track to share more than $95bn profit two quarters in a row
Windfall for oil corporations such Saudi Aramco and BP comes on back of soaring fuel prices driven by Iran war
www.theguardian.com
November 2, 2026 at 9:54 AM
COMMENTARY: If Democrats do as well as expected in today’s U.S. midterm elections, champagne corks will pop across Europe.

But those raising a glass may want to think about the morning after.

🔗 vist.ly/5r8fu
November 3, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Had anyone got any tips for removing broken corks from #whisky bottles please?
October 31, 2026 at 8:05 PM
The 1972 Miami Dolphins will be popping champaign corks again as the Minnesota Vikings are no longer undefeated.
November 1, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I should have used swimming catoids instead of corks for the wavelab
November 2, 2026 at 5:55 PM
We have a bottle waiting. When those corks fly it’ll be a pop heard ‘round the world.
November 1, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I lost one of the corks from a vial on my hat - so now that vial has a mushroom 🍄‍🟫
October 31, 2026 at 6:26 PM
the only shootings in milwaukee today: champagne corks.
the only robberies in milwaukee today: stealing kisses.

everyone in milwaukee loves everyone else. this is perfect.
October 30, 2026 at 4:53 PM
new sona for @yattobutsus.bsky.social
based off of Sawbones from FearFearWest #FarFarWest
yes, those are corks as nipple plugs >:333
straight brewing it, and by it, hohoh... lets just say... my tea!
November 3, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Ohh, that's based on the JP version. That's no corks...
November 1, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Im guessing its the caps or corks that are failing, same idea with storing wine on its side so the cork doesn't dry even then the wine eventually soaks it's way through the cork, they have plastic corks you can use now but then you are back to trouble with plastic
November 3, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Champagne is waiting for that moment when the world becomes a continuous blur of popping corks, cries of joy, and hugging strangers.

Tomorrow, I'll have a Negroni or two. That will do just fine.
November 3, 2026 at 4:10 AM
November 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Turn used wine corks into trivets, message boards, garden signage, or fire starters instead of throwing them away or composting them.
These 14 Genius Ideas For Reusing Wine Corks Will Stop You From Ever Tossing Them Out Again - Hunker
www.hunker.com
November 2, 2026 at 11:48 PM
'Howard, lads, it's Friday. Get your shaping corks on.'
October 30, 2026 at 10:55 AM