I think you meant the "Cornporn Clown", right?
While I'm enjoying the humiliation justifiably being heaped on Senator Eric Schmitt, I don't don't think enough mockery is being directed at his accomplice, Senator Kennedy, the Cornpone Clown, with this stupidly victorious expression as he smugly holds up the ridiculous "evidence."
September 30, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I think you meant the "Cornporn Clown", right?
July 21, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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December 14, 2024 at 10:06 PM
🤭Stop voting for cornporn ding-a-lings, Muricah. Just stop.
January 2, 2025 at 9:27 AM
🤭Stop voting for cornporn ding-a-lings, Muricah. Just stop.
Zum Wohle unserer Patienten ist manchmal nicht nur eine zweite ärztliche Meinung gefragt, sondern auch eine dritte und vierte.
#atrium #crew #berlin #medical #cornporn #fetishclinic #clinicalplay #DrCorn
Thanks to Miss Rosi Riot, Miss Kasha Drax and Master Samael.
#atrium #crew #berlin #medical #cornporn #fetishclinic #clinicalplay #DrCorn
Thanks to Miss Rosi Riot, Miss Kasha Drax and Master Samael.
September 11, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Zum Wohle unserer Patienten ist manchmal nicht nur eine zweite ärztliche Meinung gefragt, sondern auch eine dritte und vierte.
#atrium #crew #berlin #medical #cornporn #fetishclinic #clinicalplay #DrCorn
Thanks to Miss Rosi Riot, Miss Kasha Drax and Master Samael.
#atrium #crew #berlin #medical #cornporn #fetishclinic #clinicalplay #DrCorn
Thanks to Miss Rosi Riot, Miss Kasha Drax and Master Samael.
Cornpone or cornporn?
October 20, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Cornpone or cornporn?
I don't understand how any self-respecting Alabaman can listen to that carpet-bagging, cornporn fool for two seconds and think, "Sure, that's the guy I want representing me."
He's embarrassing. Hell, I live in Brooklyn, so none of my goddamned business, and I'm embarrassed for you!
He's embarrassing. Hell, I live in Brooklyn, so none of my goddamned business, and I'm embarrassed for you!
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I don't understand how any self-respecting Alabaman can listen to that carpet-bagging, cornporn fool for two seconds and think, "Sure, that's the guy I want representing me."
He's embarrassing. Hell, I live in Brooklyn, so none of my goddamned business, and I'm embarrassed for you!
He's embarrassing. Hell, I live in Brooklyn, so none of my goddamned business, and I'm embarrassed for you!
So put it in cornporn corntext? 👀
January 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
So put it in cornporn corntext? 👀
He's from Nebraska & likely the only thing he is truly an "expert" about is cornporn.
February 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
He's from Nebraska & likely the only thing he is truly an "expert" about is cornporn.
All the corntext is in the cornporn :3
September 19, 2023 at 3:46 AM
All the corntext is in the cornporn :3
If Monsanto gets any wealthier, we'll definitely see all of them, and probably some cornporn to boot.
November 8, 2024 at 12:55 AM
If Monsanto gets any wealthier, we'll definitely see all of them, and probably some cornporn to boot.
Wes Anderson-ass name (and the character would just be villainous cornporn dipshit Tommy Tuberville as he really is)
May 9, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Wes Anderson-ass name (and the character would just be villainous cornporn dipshit Tommy Tuberville as he really is)
Dixon IL, Ronald Reagan’s hometown, has an infamous Christian Science Monitor Church not far from his childhood home. Google Earth it. It fits our #AntiquesRoadshow #CornPorn theme that seems to be happening tonight.
February 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Dixon IL, Ronald Reagan’s hometown, has an infamous Christian Science Monitor Church not far from his childhood home. Google Earth it. It fits our #AntiquesRoadshow #CornPorn theme that seems to be happening tonight.
Okay, mind made up Painted Mountain is the only corn I'm growing from now on.
#cornporn #paintedmountain #gardensky
#cornporn #paintedmountain #gardensky
August 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Okay, mind made up Painted Mountain is the only corn I'm growing from now on.
#cornporn #paintedmountain #gardensky
#cornporn #paintedmountain #gardensky
I drew #cornyaoi porn! Or shall I say #cornporn? Starlo and Dalv are such sweet dorks and I love them so much. :) #undertailyellow #nsfw
December 29, 2023 at 5:11 AM
I drew #cornyaoi porn! Or shall I say #cornporn? Starlo and Dalv are such sweet dorks and I love them so much. :) #undertailyellow #nsfw