#correlationisnotcausation
March 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
100% of them were born!
Birth causes cancer!

#CorrelationIsNotCausation
September 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Strange how many people - outside this study - reported developing #LongCOVID in spite of being marathon runners, triathletes, swimmers, hikers, mountain bikers, etc.

#CorrelationIsNotCausation
Lower fitness levels before infection linked to long COVID

Self‐reported physical activity was lower among those with long COVID.

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May 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I will never not laugh at the "must buy eggs, milk, and bread" impulse ahead of winter weather that makes it look like snow creates the compulsion to make french toast #correlationisnotcausation
January 3, 2025 at 4:51 AM
That's also a map of union density. #correlationisnotcausation
January 24, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Thought I didn’t have a PhD bc i’m neither learned nor industrious enough. 2 days on @bsky.app nope: it’s bc I don’t have chickens 🐓#correlationisnotcausation
November 12, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Thanks to TikTok, they reckon, the average length of a pop song is down to 3 minutes 12 seconds. www.bbc.co.uk/news/resourc... #CorrelationIsNotCausation
Three-minute heroes: TikTok made songs shorter but artists are pushing back with longer tracks with more emotional resonance - BBC News
Pop songs got drastically shorter in the streaming era. But new BBC research shows that trend is over
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August 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
EHBEA 2024 is going fabulously well, and also it’s possible to have 6 desserts for lunch in France 😃😋 #CorrelationIsNotCausation
April 18, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Just a reminder, folks: the effect sizes in Hattie's Visible Learning are not necessarily causal effects #CorrelationIsNotCausation

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Correlation? Causation? Effect Sizes? What Should a Teacher Trust? (Opinion)
Understanding research implications for the classroom is key to determining student outcomes.
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July 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I know there are a lot of serious ways to illustrate #CorrelationIsNotCausation, but I thought my #GenX friends would appreciate this. #Tylenol #EpiSky
September 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Promote and build pace/smoothness in word recognition and/or prosody, there is very little causal evidence.

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July 5, 2026 at 10:15 PM
April 23, 2024 at 5:06 PM
PSA: I just want to remind everyone to STOP EATING CHEESE before it causes you to have an untimely death in your sleep!

Eat Tylenol instead.

#CorrelationIsNotCausation
September 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Correlation is not causation.

#CorrelationIsNotCausation
September 2, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I remember a valuable lesson from one of my graduate school committee members - one doesn't conduct research to prove a hypothesis. Quite the opposite; proper experimental design should start with a null hypothesis. #correlationisnotcausation
RFK Jr: "By September we will know what has caused the autism epidemic and we will be able to eliminate those exposures."
April 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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Anybody else struck by how often we hear #CorrelationIsNotCausation from the same experts who produce systematic reviews and meta-analysis from data trawling?

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Long-term neurological and cognitive impact of COVID-19: a systematic review and meta-analysis in over 4 million patients - BMC Neurology
Background Neuropsychiatric symptoms emerged early in the COVID-19 pandemic as a key feature of the virus, with research confirming a range of neuropsychiatric manifestations linked to acute SARS-CoV-...
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June 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Never a more appropriate occasion to roll out the ice cream causes more drownings intro. @lbc.co.uk #CorrelationIsNotCausation
REVEALED: bombshell evidence of the link between Tylenol and autism.
September 23, 2025 at 6:21 AM
the Poe's Law is strong in this one but I choose to believe we have a #CorrelationIsNotCausation all timer here ⚠️🦌
June 21, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Funny how the people who want to ‘protect children’ always end up hurting the most vulnerable ones. #autism #tylenol #BadScienceKills #HealthNotHate #CorrelationIsNotCausation #ScienceMatters
September 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Write "Chili con carne with meat" and everyone thinks you're a fool.

Write "'Bueno,' he said. 'Good'" and everyone thinks you're a genius.

Just sayin'.

#CorrelationIsNotCausation
February 21, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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However, #CorrelationIsNotCausation -

"Available evidence underscores the significant burden of COVID-19 infections & mortality in African countries, challenging initial assumptions of lower susceptibility & lower mortality rates...":

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<em>Population and Development Review</em> | Population Council Journal | Wiley Online Library
Early in 2020, experts warned of the devastating toll that COVID-19 would have on African countries. By the close of 2021, however, Africa remained one of the least affected regions in the world, lea...
onlinelibrary.wiley.com
May 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
“Ice cream consumption increases in the summer, as do sunburns and shark attacks. But ice cream does not cause sunburns or shark attacks — they all just happen more often during the summer.”

#tylenol #epidemiology #globalhealth #correlationisnotcausation

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What the evidence tells us about Tylenol, leucovorin, and autism — STAT
Could Tylenol, one of the most ubiquitous medicines in the U.S., be linked to some cases of autism spectrum disorder when given during pregnancy? And could leucovorin, a form of folic acid, improve th...
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September 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It turns out that everyone that I'm mentoring professionally is suffering a personal relationship breakdown 🤦 #mentoring #correlationisnotcausation
September 7, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Yes true #correlationisnotcausation 😄, just comparing Football and Politics from another European country.
July 20, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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