#cosigner
in 1973 my mother & i went to her bank to have her ex taken off the bank account, only to be told she'd need a cosigner and to bring in her *father*. she was 35.

she did NOT need a cosigner to close the account, so she did that instead (& opened an account at the small local bank sans cosigner)
August 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
[backstage at a concert] hey guys you mind signing this?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
January 1, 2026 at 7:33 PM
“your feelings are valid”

my feelings are not fucking subject to peer review. i don’t need a cosigner.
November 6, 2025 at 4:51 AM
[backstage at a concert] hey guys you mind signing this?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
July 21, 2023 at 5:05 PM
Can I get a a man, cosigner, or boomshakaloca?
November 20, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Mike Johnson is a tiny weasel fuck & his wife Kelly is a cosigner on his BS & equally trash 🗑️…
October 17, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Exactly, Why Is Trump,The
Cosigner Of Epstein's Birthday Card, Putting His Nasty Signature, On OUR Money💰?.........
April 5, 2026 at 10:05 AM
The price of eggs and beef are so high I'm gonna need a cosigner to get a breakfast meal at McDonalds!
March 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
this is my first time signing for an apartment without having a cosigner. i finally feel truly independent 🥺
May 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The price of eggs and beef are so high I'm gonna need a cosigner to get a breakfast meal at McDonalds!
March 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Before women could bank without a male relative cosigner, diamonds (and other salable fine jewelry) really were a girl's best friend.
April 1, 2026 at 9:04 PM
J (Just) D (A Dick) Vance once again proved why he’s a POS & his wife is a cosigner!
September 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
🔴⚡️ URGENT ! Lecornu annonce le 29e 49-3 de la Macronie pour imposer la première partie du budget 2026.

Nous déposons une motion de censure et nous proposons à @cyriellechatelain.fr, Présidente du groupe Écologiste et Social, et Stéphane Peu, Président du groupe GDR de la cosigner.
January 19, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Guys I am so so close to paying off my car! This is so very exciting for me. Like super excited. It will free up $340 a month! ❤️ Sorry I had to share it is a big milestone for me. It was my first car financed by myself without a cosigner.
March 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The Illinois state treasurer’s office is launching a new private loan program for students attending Illinois colleges and universities.
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State treasurer offers no-cosigner loans to Illinois students trying to pay for college
The Funding U Illinois No-Cosigner Loan program is open to Illinois residents attending public or private colleges and universities. The fixed annual percentage rate ranges from 7.99% to 9.49%, and…
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April 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Gotta make her a cosigner on the Amex if yall real.
We not sending women money no more? We losing recipes.
How many pictures do you like to let someone know you like them? Everybody saying 3 and definitely not enough cause mfs still don’t catch the fuckin hint
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Ask them to make you a cosigner (NOT a beneficiary) on their bank account, or, if they're not comfortable giving you full access to all their accounts, to set up a designated account for potential estate expenses that you are a cosigner on. If possible, park at least $10k there.
February 28, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Consider me a cosigner to your radical proposal. ✅
May 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The 3rd wheel:

"That's right nigga she told you what you did wrong wtf" - a cosigner for the woman

"Girl he asked you why you play so fuckin much, trying to be cute n shit" - a cosigner for the man
August 6, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Diff area but as an underwriter, needed a borrower & cosigner to send in verifying docs, father was cosigner for his daughter. They both independently sent in screenshots of their camera roll that had the document I needed, but also had their nudes. How do you send nudes to a bank!!
November 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Yo I’m buying a house… just signed the contracts without a cosigner 🤯🤯🤯

Ya girl is about to be a home owner!
April 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
🔴⚡️ Interdire l'importation de produits issus de colonies israéliennes ? Aymeric Caron a déposé une loi en ce sens avec le groupe LFI en octobre 2025.

Faure a refusé de la cosigner.

Bilan : il est trop tard pour inscrire le texte à l'ordre du jour avant la fin de la session. Et si c'était le but ?
June 22, 2026 at 4:42 PM
you look at these other countries as if they're backwards. i'm talking about Western countries like the US. in the US women weren't allowed to open up a bank account without a male cosigner until the 1970s.
Think of how much more advanced India, China, the Islamic caliphates, the Ottoman Empire, and Japan would have been had they allowed women to be involved in all professions.
July 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM