#cosmotologist
thinking about this 75 year old danish cosmotologist and I think I might need to try his creams and ointments
August 2, 2026 at 10:44 PM
A #victoriasecert polygel set I did with a little pink dog on top 🥰💕 #polygel #nailart #pink #nailtech #cosmotologist
March 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
In California at least, it takes far more hours of training to become a cosmotologist just to cut hair than a cop. Something is very wrong.
August 13, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Testing out the best way to make hyper realistic nails with acrylics #test #hyperrealisticnails #nailtech #art #cosmotologist #newtech
February 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This is Trump’s cosmotologist 😁.
June 29, 2024 at 10:04 PM
As a former cosmotologist, I also noticed it immediately. Very distracting.
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Calling Hegseth's cosmotologist.
A reminder not to store red sauce in Tupperware.
May 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
More Cosmotologist Comrade Combatants, please.
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May 9, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Not even a licensed Cosmotologist!!!
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Went to visit my cosmotologist friend today at a beauty gala and had my makeup done!

While she was with another customer I was reading a tarot guidebook for a beautiful set of cards I just picked up, and she asked me to do my first reading!
November 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Trying to write "Sovietologist" and spellcheck is recommending "Cosmotologist"
June 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
My sister had the same thing. She's been called "dirty blonde" by bottle blondes and told she doesn't know what real blonde is and she's a cosmotologist so it's kinda her whole deal to know hair colors.
August 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Hiya ✨ i'm a 39 ,single with 2 kids, i work as a cosmotologist,love life, nature and all creatures. I'm looking for community & great ideas for this new world 🌎 to better the future in humanitarian ways that help all the people, who are you?
November 17, 2024 at 3:49 PM
I worked as a cosmotologist before becomin a content creator!
● ALWAYS start brushin at ends & slowly work your way up to your roots before brushin thru hairs full-length
● Use leave in conditioner when you get out of the shower (keratin spray & BnB invisible oil primer are my biases)
● Speaking of-
December 10, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Can someone, maybe a cosmotologist, explain what the fuk happened to his one eyebrow?
Come on, this cannot be what he picked for his official photo
America’s safety now hinges on a guy whose emergency contact is still his mom.
June 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Anyway I think Diana's going to die (Ultimate Cosmotologist). She's rooming with Eva, and while I don't think Eva will murder, I think if there's someone that will be framed as the murderer, Eva would make sense because everyone hates her. They kill her roommate and frame her for it.
March 18, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Sometimes I hate working retail. We dont know what your husband's beard looks like, dont blame us for frying and damaging his beard because you trusted a cosmotologist who has never done his beard before. We already deal with enough shit and you come in, demanding everything to be returned and i-
December 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I am a cosmotologist. I am also a masters level counselor. I know the difference. I'm very sorry, but I have to think that you can't understand words? Maybe you don't know what an advanced degree and a professional organization are. I am blocking you now because you have been rude to me. Bye.
November 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
But also I can be shy and I was a little shy at that moment to ask questions. I rarely go to salons bc my mom was a trained cosmotologist at one pt of her life. So all my hair cuts are done by her and if I went to a salon she did the talking for me (her introverted and shy daughter).
January 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
And any cosmotologist would tell you it is a bleaching agent.
June 20, 2026 at 4:55 AM
He should have gone to work as a cosmotologist.
July 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
My space appreciation post got reposted by the author, an honest-to-gawd cosmotologist. 🥹 Haven’t felt this kind of wholesome global connection since the early days of Twitter roflol
March 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM