achievement unlocked: picked a hotel safe with some wooden cottonbuds

Drag'n Wash but it's just me as regular-size Orona on all fours being scrubbed by like thirty micros with cottonbuds

*Morpheus hands Neo a packet of cottonbuds

40 ALTS FOR SNOW

Sleet. Slush. Soft hail. God's dandruff. Frozen angel tears. Frost-drops. Cascading heaven-shred Little stars. Atomised blankness. White soot. White ash. White shit. Reverse smoke. Tiny cottonbuds. Floaty cloudgash. Air bollocks. Christmas sprinkles. Magic dancing dust...
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Stop being so defensive, they told the #hedgehog. Try to be more approachable.
So she did. She plucked out her spines and replaced them with silk, swapped her claws for cottonbuds and sharp teeth for styrofoam.
After the fox ate her, he flossed with her fine #gossamer threads.

#blueskyrelay #vss365

Conservator Carola from @msdsmarine.bsky.social is with us today cleaning some teeny amber beads. 🔬

Carola is awesome in every conceivable way. 🤩

bonding with my hairdresser over picking our noses with cottonbuds

And not on a rotating platform, with giant cottonbuds? For shame!

10. I have fear of cottonbuds in my ear, because it could be painful sometimes. So whenever I try to clean my ear, I just wash it with water.

#CottonBuds | @oneminutebriefs.bsky.social

Create posters to advertise #CottonBuds

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My local store no longer stocks the soap, cottonbuds, or lighter fuel that I used to buy there.

It's not worth the effort of going. I really wish it were.

PUT US IN YOUR EARS!!! But DON'T put today's subject: Cotton Buds in your ears. You CAN put today's NEW episode about Cotton Buds in your ears. Just not the Cotton Buds themselves. Glad we squared that one away.
Available wherever you get your podcasts.
#podcast #podcasts #cottonbuds #qtips

#plasticfree #cottonbuds made of wood that can be composted
I made this change for #plasticfreejuly a couple of years ago and will never go back now.
Note - never put anything smaller than your elbow into your ear (a tip from when I specialised as an audiology nurse).

they should call cottonbuds ear dildos 'cause that's what they are.

Ive been using cottonbuds since day 1 and camera tests have proven that my ear canals are both entirely free of any buildup or compact material.

Whats worse is the lie they try and sell you by pretending you would otherwise harm your baby, disgusting tactics, preying on fears

Our name is Maximus Decimus Cottonbuds, Commanders with no Arms of the North, General purpose of the Female Regions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus's Earholes. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And we will have our vengeance, in this life or the next.