#couchfuck
who should Couchfuck McGee visit next?
April 12, 2026 at 7:39 PM
here's today's post: "Couchfuck McGee speaks to an empty arena. try not to laugh" — JD Vance lectures the Pope. hilarity ensues.
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Couchfuck McGee speaks to an empty arena. try not to laugh
JD Vance lectures the Pope. hilarity ensues.
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April 15, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Almost verbatim to what Couchfuck McGee said.
September 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Nothing like a #couchfuck to start the weekend
September 12, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Don't quit your day job, Couchfuck McGee.
September 3, 2026 at 6:19 PM
here's today's post: "let’s all watch annoying idiot Couchfuck McGee get booed at the Olympics" — JD Vance treats Milan the same way he treats a couch.
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let’s all watch annoying idiot Couchfuck McGee get booed at the Olympics
JD Vance treats Milan the same way he treats a couch
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February 8, 2026 at 4:21 PM
here's today's post: "memo for doughy pantload Couchfuck McGee: fuck off, Nixon did actual crimes" — get out of here with your gaslighting, bro.
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memo for doughy pantload Couchfuck McGee: fuck off, Nixon did actual crimes
get out of here with your gaslighting, bro
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June 26, 2026 at 2:44 PM
it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: June 27 edition" — Couchfuck pats it, Donny chats it, and so much more..
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this week in stupid: June 27 edition
Couchfuck pats it, Donny chats it, and so much more..
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June 27, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Couchfuck McGee just said that school shootings are a 'fact of life.' are these dipshits *trying* to lose
September 6, 2024 at 12:44 AM
it's Saturday and it's time for "this week in stupid: January 24 edition" — Donny Convict walks it, Couchfuck McGee talks it, and so much more...
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this week in stupid: January 24 edition
Donny Convict walks it, Couchfuck McGee talks it, and so much more...
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January 24, 2026 at 4:13 PM
i do not think that portraying president wine mom and vice president football dad as marxist radicals will be a successful line of attack from former president criminal and vice president couchfuck
August 6, 2024 at 3:44 PM
What a fabulous veep he would’ve been. But no, 77 million redneck dumbasses pulled the proverbial lever for Couchfuck McGee.
April 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
"Couchfuck McGee" ©Jeff Tiedrich.
September 28, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I agree, Vance isn’t less evil than Trump, but there a lot of people who will kill or stage a revolt for Trump. The godless couchfuck just doesn’t command that kind of loyalty.
September 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
July 19, 2026 at 1:18 PM
He should've been our VP instead of Couchfuck McGee!!
January 31, 2026 at 5:08 PM
June 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
My President Pedo
My VP Couchfuck
My SecState a Has Been
USMNT out Round of 16
July 7, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Never ever take advice from someone named Couchfuck McGee!
February 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Lemme get this straight:The wingnuts are floating Couchfuck Vance and
Gotcha Schmitt for '28.
How's that for peak self-awareness?
September 30, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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July 8, 2026 at 12:53 AM
in today's post: Donny yells at another female reporter, and Couchfuck McGee and Jared deliberately blow up their Iran peace talks.
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a very necessary mental health break
but also some stuff about Donny Dumbfuck and his sewer clowns
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April 12, 2026 at 1:53 PM