Once we clean out Gym and the Couchfucker, I suggest we make Ohio a state.
November 4, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Once we clean out Gym and the Couchfucker, I suggest we make Ohio a state.
When even the charisma-less couchfucker doesn't want to be seen with you....
October 30, 2026 at 7:00 PM
When even the charisma-less couchfucker doesn't want to be seen with you....
IMINT #868 from RASR-2 (ACCM)
1. Annex XI
2. Unmanned Couchfucker Data Center
1. Annex XI
2. Unmanned Couchfucker Data Center
November 2, 2026 at 1:51 AM
IMINT #868 from RASR-2 (ACCM)
1. Annex XI
2. Unmanned Couchfucker Data Center
1. Annex XI
2. Unmanned Couchfucker Data Center
JD Couchfucker Vance in a nutshell
November 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
JD Couchfucker Vance in a nutshell
JD Couchfucker going as a gay wizard says it all.
November 1, 2026 at 2:29 PM
JD Couchfucker going as a gay wizard says it all.
I love this for the couchfucker!
Lmaoooo so AES is potentially about to make JD Vance swear him in on a Quran
November 4, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I love this for the couchfucker!
is couchfucker freelancing or just giving up on being VP
November 4, 2026 at 5:19 PM
is couchfucker freelancing or just giving up on being VP
My top three races:
1) NC Senate, as I live here
2) Georgia governorship, as that will determine if Ossoff can pursue potus in 2028
3) Ohio Senate, as I truly hope that picking the couchfucker as veep means that Trump punched himself in his own dick.
1) NC Senate, as I live here
2) Georgia governorship, as that will determine if Ossoff can pursue potus in 2028
3) Ohio Senate, as I truly hope that picking the couchfucker as veep means that Trump punched himself in his own dick.
November 3, 2026 at 11:12 PM
My top three races:
1) NC Senate, as I live here
2) Georgia governorship, as that will determine if Ossoff can pursue potus in 2028
3) Ohio Senate, as I truly hope that picking the couchfucker as veep means that Trump punched himself in his own dick.
1) NC Senate, as I live here
2) Georgia governorship, as that will determine if Ossoff can pursue potus in 2028
3) Ohio Senate, as I truly hope that picking the couchfucker as veep means that Trump punched himself in his own dick.
Was it? I can't keep one dumb couchfucker separate from the other.
November 3, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Was it? I can't keep one dumb couchfucker separate from the other.
And my apologies to the noble mustelid, who does not deserve to be compared to Couchfucker Supreme.
November 4, 2026 at 9:30 PM
And my apologies to the noble mustelid, who does not deserve to be compared to Couchfucker Supreme.
He's a sociopath and a couchfucker
November 4, 2026 at 5:22 PM
He's a sociopath and a couchfucker
But we'll never forget what a snake The Couchfucker turned out to be.
November 4, 2026 at 7:53 PM
But we'll never forget what a snake The Couchfucker turned out to be.
JD Vance's most prominent political moments:
- Doughnut shop awkwardness
- Promoting the lie about immigrants eating pets
- Supporting Ramaswamy's ad
- Killing the pope
He must be nostalgic for the days when he was just known as a couchfucker.
- Doughnut shop awkwardness
- Promoting the lie about immigrants eating pets
- Supporting Ramaswamy's ad
- Killing the pope
He must be nostalgic for the days when he was just known as a couchfucker.
November 4, 2026 at 6:55 PM
JD Vance's most prominent political moments:
- Doughnut shop awkwardness
- Promoting the lie about immigrants eating pets
- Supporting Ramaswamy's ad
- Killing the pope
He must be nostalgic for the days when he was just known as a couchfucker.
- Doughnut shop awkwardness
- Promoting the lie about immigrants eating pets
- Supporting Ramaswamy's ad
- Killing the pope
He must be nostalgic for the days when he was just known as a couchfucker.
That Vance guy, he's the couchfücker one, right?
November 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
That Vance guy, he's the couchfücker one, right?
"Unmanned Couchfucker Data Center"
HA!
HA!
IMINT #868 from RASR-2 (ACCM)
1. Annex XI
2. Unmanned Couchfucker Data Center
1. Annex XI
2. Unmanned Couchfucker Data Center
November 2, 2026 at 1:52 AM
"Unmanned Couchfucker Data Center"
HA!
HA!
November 1, 2026 at 10:03 PM
How long before the Orange Arsehole fucks off and leaves the couchfucker to clean up the mess he made?
November 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
How long before the Orange Arsehole fucks off and leaves the couchfucker to clean up the mess he made?
Unconventional Ally JD "Couchfucker" Vance
November 4, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Unconventional Ally JD "Couchfucker" Vance
JD Couchfucker Vance...
so JD... how is everything going?
sofa so good!
so JD... how is everything going?
sofa so good!
November 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
JD Couchfucker Vance...
so JD... how is everything going?
sofa so good!
so JD... how is everything going?
sofa so good!
I would thoroughly enjoy watching Ossoff trounce the couchfucker in ‘28
November 4, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I would thoroughly enjoy watching Ossoff trounce the couchfucker in ‘28
I hope JD couchfucker is having a very, very, very bad night
this is a repudiation of him too
this is a repudiation of him too
November 4, 2026 at 6:34 AM
I hope JD couchfucker is having a very, very, very bad night
this is a repudiation of him too
this is a repudiation of him too
This is fucking brilliant!! #couchfucker
November 3, 2026 at 6:33 AM
This is fucking brilliant!! #couchfucker