#couchlover
CouchLover
November 4, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Huh?

By the way, what's that smell? Smells like... bullshit.

It's hard to believe that Li'l Marco and JD Couchlover are generally considered the top '28 GOP Presidential candidates. But who else is there? Go go boots DeSantis? Ramasmarmy? Oh well, couldn't happen to a nicer party.
October 21, 2026 at 3:29 AM
She is one of my FAVORITE MSNOW correspondents alongwith Maddow. I never fail to see her show.
What is great is she probably said eat shit back at JD "couchlover" Vance
October 20, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Oh, aye. As I have had cause to say of the couchlover:
“I’m de Gaulle.”
– Pétain
October 18, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Couchlover wants to talk search histories
October 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
‘Socializzums’ is replacing American workers with ‘foreign ones’ according to Couchlover

truthout.org/articles/jd-...
JD Vance Defines Socialism in US as Replacing Americans “With Foreign Workers”
When asked to define the term, the vice president stuttered, saying, “it’s a hard term to define these days.”…
truthout.org
October 9, 2026 at 2:48 PM
One has to go - a formidable black woman or Vice President CouchLover. Hmm, sUcH a HaRd dEcIsIoN. Bye, JD. Maybe Thiel will buy you an Island and call it CouchIstan. Angie for the win!!
This right here. This is how you respond to their bullshit.
October 2, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Couchlover doesnt like to be called a racist when he and his administration very clearly is
September 11, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Brett Baier to Couchlover:
People are saying Trump is trying to bribe voters
September 10, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Well? When will he have to pay for it then, couchlover?
Fuck! They all need to be arrested
August 28, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Release the report JD Couchlover 😉
July 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Day 5 since the world watched in shock as the Orange Douche and Junior Couchlover reversed 80 years of US foreign policy with a tantrum. Still no GOP line crossers placing country over party. Where are they? Asking for our children and grandchildren. And parents and grandparents.
March 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
JD Vance killed the fucking pope.
#jdvance #pope #badtiming #couch #couchlover #jd #vance #vp
April 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Actually, if we can get a different Speaker of the House, we only need to impeach Trump and JD Couchlover. 3rd in line of succession is currently Johnson....but a new House speaker would put that person in the chair.
June 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Aw! You are so rude! "CouchLOVER" !🤣
April 15, 2026 at 1:34 PM
He is cosplaying dictators like Saddam swimming across Tigris or shirtless Putin doing manly things.

Pathetic couchlover
🇺🇸🇫🇷 Macron and JD Vance trained with their military.

Photos from the 90-minute workout of the American vice president were published by Fox News.

Macron continued the tradition of visiting French military personnel serving outside France, in the Middle East, on Christmas Eve.
December 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I think highly unlikely. The most likely event, I think, is an unfortunate health event that causes Mr Couchlover to reluctantly ascend to the Presidency. That should cement the Fourth Reich, unless he stupidly tries to break the power of the Human Cockroach.
April 4, 2026 at 10:11 PM
March 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
If he is impeached, CouchLover would be next in line for POTUS.
January 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Trump and JD Couchlover spreading Russian propaganda in the face of Selenski and shouting him down as he wants to speak.

Ukraine, Putin, USA, Zelenskyy, Volodymyr Oleksandrovyč Zelensʹkyj

youtu.be/TRcUumrC8bs?...
Trump SCREAMS at Zelenskyy in Oval Office MELTDOWN
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
youtu.be
February 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Most pathetic part, from Couchlover Vance's speech:
""'It’s also my wedding anniversary,' he said before immediately leaving the stage."
June 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM