Forever guilty on all counts.
December 5, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Forever guilty on all counts.
Duma "elections" have started. It isn't who votes that counts, but who counts the votes.
September 18, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Duma "elections" have started. It isn't who votes that counts, but who counts the votes.
The American president counts Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-Un as his friends while denouncing the Pope.
April 13, 2026 at 12:09 PM
The American president counts Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-Un as his friends while denouncing the Pope.
that probably counts as the second one | patreon.com/lubchansky
September 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
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this counts as a workout, right?
November 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
this counts as a workout, right?
Snob Doesn’t Think Audiobook Counts As Real Porn
April 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Snob Doesn’t Think Audiobook Counts As Real Porn
This also counts as political violence.
After her hearing at 26 Federal Plaza, a woman was detained and escorted toward the stairwell. Her husband, confused and in shock, was guided toward the exit. Minutes later, he broke down in the elevator. They entered together, but he left alone. This happens here daily. #ICE
September 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This also counts as political violence.
Man Decides Eating Lunch Without Headphones On Counts As Meditating
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January 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Man Decides Eating Lunch Without Headphones On Counts As Meditating
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February 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
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Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
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November 26, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
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Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
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No matter what happens - another reminder every vote counts
December 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
No matter what happens - another reminder every vote counts
MEANWHILE… CHINA IS TAKING THE LEAD IN EVERY TECHNOLOGY THAT COUNTS
July 18, 2026 at 11:35 AM
MEANWHILE… CHINA IS TAKING THE LEAD IN EVERY TECHNOLOGY THAT COUNTS
I don't think this counts as levitating
September 27, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I don't think this counts as levitating
actually i think it counts as preservation now
always remember that pirating adobe products is morally correct
February 2, 2026 at 11:41 PM
actually i think it counts as preservation now
Correct on BOTH counts.
April 1, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Correct on BOTH counts.
"It does not matter who votes, but who counts the votes." ---Stalin
February 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM
"It does not matter who votes, but who counts the votes." ---Stalin
Good thing they’re stupid. That’s what he counts on.
May 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Good thing they’re stupid. That’s what he counts on.
LISTENING TO AUDIOBOOKS COUNTS AS READING!!
LISTENING TO AUDIOBOOKS COUNTS AS READING!!
LISTENING TO AUDIOBOOKS COUNTS AS READING!!
LISTENING TO AUDIOBOOKS COUNTS AS READING!!
LISTENING TO AUDIOBOOKS COUNTS AS READING!!
February 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
LISTENING TO AUDIOBOOKS COUNTS AS READING!!
LISTENING TO AUDIOBOOKS COUNTS AS READING!!
LISTENING TO AUDIOBOOKS COUNTS AS READING!!
LISTENING TO AUDIOBOOKS COUNTS AS READING!!
LISTENING TO AUDIOBOOKS COUNTS AS READING!!
Repeat after me:
Hate watching still counts as watching, hate watching still counts as watching
Hate watching still counts as watching, hate watching still counts as watching
February 2, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Repeat after me:
Hate watching still counts as watching, hate watching still counts as watching
Hate watching still counts as watching, hate watching still counts as watching
Not sure if crashing the stock market counts as a "little disturbance."
March 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Not sure if crashing the stock market counts as a "little disturbance."
This photo counts as failing a cognitive test
January 7, 2026 at 3:33 PM
This photo counts as failing a cognitive test
FELON GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS. 💯🎯
October 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
FELON GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS. 💯🎯
True on all counts!
My President!!!
No impeachments
No bankruptcies
No indictments!!!
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
No impeachments
No bankruptcies
No indictments!!!
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
June 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
True on all counts!