#cover-dispenser
spotted at Midway Airport...
May 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Weird that this toilet cover dispenser gives such specific instructions on how to jerk off. Back off, Boardwalk Incorporated! I know how to do this all on my own!
January 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Dispatch from a Maine rest stop
October 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Weeping, pleading with the automatic soap dispenser for just one more squirt to cover my massive filthy hands
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I would genuinely much rather have a simple cover in plain text that you made yourself than uh. The slop from the slop dispenser
May 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Muse magazine, June 2005
October 4, 2026 at 5:10 PM
slurp sluirp.
https://picarto.tv/RAINRAINRAIN
THAT MEANS TODAY  AT 2:00PM PHX AZ TIME
#art #streamad
August 12, 2024 at 7:12 PM
"post modernist littlespace lead dispenser" is the name of my car seat headrest cover band
March 17, 2026 at 11:34 PM
mine figured out how to disengage the “buttons locked” function of her automatic kibble dispenser. cover up the buttons? she ripped off the cover. so she is winning this one so far
March 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I put my new comic up on itch! $8 for a 34-page horror story!

On Halloween night in 1994, two teenagers and their bully walk into a stranger's basement, and discover an uncomfortable secret about a girl they know.

You can read it here: keezyyoung.itch.io/its-bitter
January 26, 2026 at 6:38 PM
they are now pulling all the toilet paper out of the dispenser presumably to cover up the seat (i get it but girl do you need that much)
February 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Hello from a Wawa
March 20, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Thrift haul. $25 total for a midcentury hot beverage dispenser, two Fiesta ware dishes, a crock that will be my new compost bucket, and a book by James Beard.
September 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
My partner has bought me e.g. the Kraft Star Trek V marshmallow dispenser or the TV guide with Xena and Seven of Nine on the cover for special occasions because they *know* me.
November 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Cover D by Tango. @tiredsai.bsky.social
February 18, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I wanna model a toppings dispenser off of this wonderful cock. Have it setting on my kitchen counter to cover my food with delicious drippings!
August 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
After one to many foray into old school paper forms, I've finally got the tools of the trade! @bfunky88.bsky.social the correction tape dispenser before I cover it in kawaii stickers.
April 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
s/o to the notoriously trashy grocery store location for this one
September 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Seen on the interwebz
#freemagahats
I don’t condone vandalism, but this is tempting me.
March 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
psst... i added an octobuddy to my throne list because that would make taking pics while in public so much easier 🥺
(I may have dropped my phone in the disposable toilet cover dispenser)

🌸 throne.com/izzydollxo 🌸
January 16, 2026 at 8:51 PM
they call it a zero waste shop but when i go in and fuck up using the body wash dispenser and spill lavander body wash everywhere and also break the nozzle and cover myself in lavander soap and have to tell the lady running the place I caused "a disaster" it feels like a waste to me
June 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
And Cover E by Liana Kangas. @lianakangas.com
February 18, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Sydney and thereabouts poetry and thereabouts folks!

I'll be launching David Musgrave's excellent new book The Kool Aid Dispenser on Sunday the 6th of July. 3.30 in the Benledi Room at Glebe Library on Wigram Road, Glebe.
June 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
How the fuck am I suppose to dry my hands?
January 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM