Colin Cowherd descriptors on Deadspin dot com, 2011-2019
"race-baiting huckster Colin Cowherd"
"pompous prick Colin Cowherd"
"unfunny shit-peddling moron Colin Cowherd"
"inveterate race-baiter Colin Cowherd"
"rat-faced gasbag Colin Cowherd"
"ferret-faced radio huckster Colin Cowherd"
"race-baiting huckster Colin Cowherd"
"pompous prick Colin Cowherd"
"unfunny shit-peddling moron Colin Cowherd"
"inveterate race-baiter Colin Cowherd"
"rat-faced gasbag Colin Cowherd"
"ferret-faced radio huckster Colin Cowherd"
January 4, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Colin Cowherd descriptors on Deadspin dot com, 2011-2019
"race-baiting huckster Colin Cowherd"
"pompous prick Colin Cowherd"
"unfunny shit-peddling moron Colin Cowherd"
"inveterate race-baiter Colin Cowherd"
"rat-faced gasbag Colin Cowherd"
"ferret-faced radio huckster Colin Cowherd"
"race-baiting huckster Colin Cowherd"
"pompous prick Colin Cowherd"
"unfunny shit-peddling moron Colin Cowherd"
"inveterate race-baiter Colin Cowherd"
"rat-faced gasbag Colin Cowherd"
"ferret-faced radio huckster Colin Cowherd"
"Notable smegma man Colin Cowherd"
"Sourdough fuckboy Colin Cowherd"
"Colin Cowherd, a sock a teenage boy keeps under his mattress"
"Dwight Schrute cosplayer Colin Cowherd"
"Racist Gumby Colin Cowherd"
"scuttling opinion-haver Colin Cowherd"
"repugnant putz Colin Cowherd"
"rat boy Colin Cowherd"
"Sourdough fuckboy Colin Cowherd"
"Colin Cowherd, a sock a teenage boy keeps under his mattress"
"Dwight Schrute cosplayer Colin Cowherd"
"Racist Gumby Colin Cowherd"
"scuttling opinion-haver Colin Cowherd"
"repugnant putz Colin Cowherd"
"rat boy Colin Cowherd"
January 4, 2026 at 2:31 PM
"Notable smegma man Colin Cowherd"
"Sourdough fuckboy Colin Cowherd"
"Colin Cowherd, a sock a teenage boy keeps under his mattress"
"Dwight Schrute cosplayer Colin Cowherd"
"Racist Gumby Colin Cowherd"
"scuttling opinion-haver Colin Cowherd"
"repugnant putz Colin Cowherd"
"rat boy Colin Cowherd"
"Sourdough fuckboy Colin Cowherd"
"Colin Cowherd, a sock a teenage boy keeps under his mattress"
"Dwight Schrute cosplayer Colin Cowherd"
"Racist Gumby Colin Cowherd"
"scuttling opinion-haver Colin Cowherd"
"repugnant putz Colin Cowherd"
"rat boy Colin Cowherd"
"flaccid penis shaft of a man with a syphilitic soul Colin Cowherd"
"radio atrocity Colin Cowherd"
"frenulum with eyes Colin Cowherd"
"butt-faced shitbag Colin Cowherd"
"Diarrhea man Colin Cowherd"
"the ute-puking national embarrassment that is Colin Cowherd"
"drive-time ratfuck Colin Cowherd’"
"radio atrocity Colin Cowherd"
"frenulum with eyes Colin Cowherd"
"butt-faced shitbag Colin Cowherd"
"Diarrhea man Colin Cowherd"
"the ute-puking national embarrassment that is Colin Cowherd"
"drive-time ratfuck Colin Cowherd’"
January 4, 2026 at 2:31 PM
"flaccid penis shaft of a man with a syphilitic soul Colin Cowherd"
"radio atrocity Colin Cowherd"
"frenulum with eyes Colin Cowherd"
"butt-faced shitbag Colin Cowherd"
"Diarrhea man Colin Cowherd"
"the ute-puking national embarrassment that is Colin Cowherd"
"drive-time ratfuck Colin Cowherd’"
"radio atrocity Colin Cowherd"
"frenulum with eyes Colin Cowherd"
"butt-faced shitbag Colin Cowherd"
"Diarrhea man Colin Cowherd"
"the ute-puking national embarrassment that is Colin Cowherd"
"drive-time ratfuck Colin Cowherd’"
No thank you, no, no thanks, I’m good
September 12, 2026 at 12:33 AM
No thank you, no, no thanks, I’m good
For the record, I believe John Mateer that he was joking. I agree with Colin Cowherd. And, I'm really getting sick of agreeing with Cowherd. Like, what the fuck has happened to my black ass life that I increasingly agree with Colin Cowherd? Send help?
www.on3.com/college/okla...
www.on3.com/college/okla...
Colin Cowherd takes strong stance on John Mateer Venmo scandal
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www.on3.com
August 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
For the record, I believe John Mateer that he was joking. I agree with Colin Cowherd. And, I'm really getting sick of agreeing with Cowherd. Like, what the fuck has happened to my black ass life that I increasingly agree with Colin Cowherd? Send help?
www.on3.com/college/okla...
www.on3.com/college/okla...
Cowherd always quietly been one of my faves.
January 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Cowherd always quietly been one of my faves.
found the Colin Cowherd listener!
August 31, 2026 at 2:27 AM
found the Colin Cowherd listener!
“Uber Driver Sucked Me Off???”
September 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
“Uber Driver Sucked Me Off???”
This Eagles-Chiefs take is not aging well for Colin Cowherd. #NFL #SuperBowlLIX
Colin Cowherd boldly predicts Eagles 'may not' see the red zone against Kansas City Chiefs
Colin Cowherd loves hot takes more than he loves the Philadelphia Eagles offense against the Kansas City Chiefs defense.
bit.ly
February 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This Eagles-Chiefs take is not aging well for Colin Cowherd. #NFL #SuperBowlLIX
Someone settle Colin Cowherd down
May 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Someone settle Colin Cowherd down
D2087.3.1
Cow
and cowherd disappear every New Year's night.
Cow
and cowherd disappear every New Year's night.
October 7, 2026 at 1:44 PM
D2087.3.1
Cow
and cowherd disappear every New Year's night.
Cow
and cowherd disappear every New Year's night.
increasingly convinced Colin Cowherd is a Bill Hader character
October 21, 2023 at 4:31 PM
increasingly convinced Colin Cowherd is a Bill Hader character
What a difference a day makes
January 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
What a difference a day makes
Yu cowherd, you wil nevar make it west with that Attertood!
March 1, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Yu cowherd, you wil nevar make it west with that Attertood!
Saving for the next time Colin cowherd calls Sophie Cunningham a sex symbol bsky.app/profile/jm53...
September 12, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Saving for the next time Colin cowherd calls Sophie Cunningham a sex symbol bsky.app/profile/jm53...
Pablo, what if you tricked Colin Cowherd into watching a gorilla eat his own poop?
May 31, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Pablo, what if you tricked Colin Cowherd into watching a gorilla eat his own poop?
great-grandpa's next job after cowherd was political prisoner because that's how much he hated being a cowherd
July 14, 2024 at 9:32 PM
great-grandpa's next job after cowherd was political prisoner because that's how much he hated being a cowherd
Colin Cowherd went on an anti union screed on his shitty talk show and he conveniently left out how FDR recognizing unions led to the explosion of the middle class. That's why people are so fucked up in this country now, AM radio.
May 5, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Colin Cowherd went on an anti union screed on his shitty talk show and he conveniently left out how FDR recognizing unions led to the explosion of the middle class. That's why people are so fucked up in this country now, AM radio.
Gonna need Colin Cowherd to leave my QB’s name out of his donkey mouth
June 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Gonna need Colin Cowherd to leave my QB’s name out of his donkey mouth
when UNC scored on the first possession of the first game and Colin Cowherd immediately posted this, and then UNC lost by 34
October 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
when UNC scored on the first possession of the first game and Colin Cowherd immediately posted this, and then UNC lost by 34
(colin cowherd voice) baseball is trivially easy to understand. come on, folks. white people from arizona play it
Sometimes people wonder which sport has the dumbest athletes and I gotta say baseball is the only one where the guys regularly fuck up counting to three despite there being an elaborate on-field system in place to ensure they don't fuck it up.
Shortstop goes to turn two but the first baseman was already headed to the dugout beacuse he thought there were three outs
May 17, 2026 at 2:31 PM
(colin cowherd voice) baseball is trivially easy to understand. come on, folks. white people from arizona play it
I honestly cannot understand how Colin Cowherd has a job talking about sports.
October 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I honestly cannot understand how Colin Cowherd has a job talking about sports.
It's 2025 and I'm agreeing with guys like Bill Kristol and Colin Cowherd it's time to jump off the fucking roof
Colin Cowherd said Time leaving Caitlin Clark off their Top 100 list was "the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.”
Colin Cowherd astonished by Time Magazine excluding Caitlin Clark from '100 Most Influential People' list
Colin Cowherd ripped Time Magazine for excluding Caitlin Clark from its annual "100 Most Influential People" list for 2024.
dlvr.it
April 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It's 2025 and I'm agreeing with guys like Bill Kristol and Colin Cowherd it's time to jump off the fucking roof