CPAN Caller on Trump’s speech: He was a chode… He didn’t fall asleep—that’s a good thing.
July 25, 2026 at 3:32 AM
CPAN Caller on Trump’s speech: He was a chode… He didn’t fall asleep—that’s a good thing.
Nach der Performance von Werner Kogler in den vergangenen Tagen, werden ÖVP und SPÖ gut beraten sein, sich den Alt-Grünen als Dritten im Bunde in die Übergangsregierung zu holen. Als Dolmetscher zwischen ÖVP und SPÖ plus einer gewissen Gelassenheit statt der Neos-Atemlosigkeit.
February 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Was macht die ÖVP erst für eine Kampagne, wenn sie bei 16 % steht?
December 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Dafür sind sie im Trollen großartig
bsky.app/profile/cpan...
bsky.app/profile/cpan...
February 1, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Dafür sind sie im Trollen großartig
bsky.app/profile/cpan...
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meta::cpan meine geisteskrankheit schreitet voran
December 19, 2024 at 1:59 PM
meta::cpan meine geisteskrankheit schreitet voran
Man stelle sich vor, die Gespräche zwischen FPÖ und ÖVP würden scheitern: die SPÖ hätte für Neuwahlen noch immer keinen Spitzenkandidaten.
February 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Heute reden in deutschen Fernsehsendern Vertreter der AfD, als wären das Leute aus ganz durchschnittlichen Parteien aus der Mitte der demokratischen Gesellschaft. So wird man fassungsloser Zeuge eines Geschichtsloops, bei dem wir so tun, als wäre das ein fast normaler Vorgang der Demokratie.
September 6, 2026 at 8:22 PM
bet you this already exists deep within CPAN
July 27, 2024 at 8:06 PM
bet you this already exists deep within CPAN
September 25, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Wer schreibt einen "Hochwertig"-Bot, der automatisch in Österreich Zimmer reserviert und am letzten möglichen Tag mit "Bin nicht hochwertig genug" storniert?
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Man ist ja schon froh, wenn diese Leute sich nicht noch ganz anders ausdrücken; aber ich frag mich, wo dann diese Leut, die so sowas sagen, selber ihre Ferien verbringen? Am Balkon daheim?
June 22, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Wer schreibt einen "Hochwertig"-Bot, der automatisch in Österreich Zimmer reserviert und am letzten möglichen Tag mit "Bin nicht hochwertig genug" storniert?
bsky.app/profile/cpan...
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Po prostu Ćpan.
December 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Po prostu Ćpan.
*checks cpan* my god you're right
October 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
*checks cpan* my god you're right
Perl bindings for Tailscale's nascent Rust implementation... 🐪
metacpan.org/pod/Tailscale
Little 14 year gap in my CPAN uploads there, whoops... 🤪
www.cpan.org/authors/id/B...
Depends on 4 pending PRs to github.com/tailscale/ta...
metacpan.org/pod/Tailscale
Little 14 year gap in my CPAN uploads there, whoops... 🤪
www.cpan.org/authors/id/B...
Depends on 4 pending PRs to github.com/tailscale/ta...
Tailscale
Perl bindings for tailscale-rs
metacpan.org
April 16, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Perl bindings for Tailscale's nascent Rust implementation... 🐪
metacpan.org/pod/Tailscale
Little 14 year gap in my CPAN uploads there, whoops... 🤪
www.cpan.org/authors/id/B...
Depends on 4 pending PRs to github.com/tailscale/ta...
metacpan.org/pod/Tailscale
Little 14 year gap in my CPAN uploads there, whoops... 🤪
www.cpan.org/authors/id/B...
Depends on 4 pending PRs to github.com/tailscale/ta...
CPAN posted the time it took for Congress to certify the last 5 presidential elections:
2025 - 30 minutes
2021 - 14 hours, 48 minutes
2017 - 41 minutes
2013 - 22 minutes
2009 - 36 minutes
As the song goes, "One of these things is not like the others."
Final gavel at 3:39 AM EST, Jan 7, 2021.
2025 - 30 minutes
2021 - 14 hours, 48 minutes
2017 - 41 minutes
2013 - 22 minutes
2009 - 36 minutes
As the song goes, "One of these things is not like the others."
Final gavel at 3:39 AM EST, Jan 7, 2021.
January 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
CPAN posted the time it took for Congress to certify the last 5 presidential elections:
2025 - 30 minutes
2021 - 14 hours, 48 minutes
2017 - 41 minutes
2013 - 22 minutes
2009 - 36 minutes
As the song goes, "One of these things is not like the others."
Final gavel at 3:39 AM EST, Jan 7, 2021.
2025 - 30 minutes
2021 - 14 hours, 48 minutes
2017 - 41 minutes
2013 - 22 minutes
2009 - 36 minutes
As the song goes, "One of these things is not like the others."
Final gavel at 3:39 AM EST, Jan 7, 2021.
ok but when does it land on CPAN
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
ok but when does it land on CPAN
I need the @baphometadata.bsky.social check on whether CPAN::Mommy exists
July 28, 2024 at 6:39 PM
I need the @baphometadata.bsky.social check on whether CPAN::Mommy exists
CPAN is the best (and maybe only) way to see what’s really happening in the Congress. Hope it doesn’t get “defunded” by doge in its “efficiency” efforts!!
April 1, 2025 at 12:01 PM
CPAN is the best (and maybe only) way to see what’s really happening in the Congress. Hope it doesn’t get “defunded” by doge in its “efficiency” efforts!!
Next on CPAN: It's Bernie Sanders with a steel chair!
November 14, 2023 at 5:25 PM
Next on CPAN: It's Bernie Sanders with a steel chair!
cpan is full of gems like this :)
August 2, 2024 at 2:13 PM
cpan is full of gems like this :)
The rattler-build playground got a bit fancier! Now also generates recipes for PyPI, CRAN, and CPAN upstream sources.
Try it out under playground.rattler.build
Try it out under playground.rattler.build
July 28, 2026 at 9:03 AM
The rattler-build playground got a bit fancier! Now also generates recipes for PyPI, CRAN, and CPAN upstream sources.
Try it out under playground.rattler.build
Try it out under playground.rattler.build
Open infrastructure isn't free. 🌱
Packagist/Composer signed a joint @openssf.org letter with PyPI, crates, Maven, CPAN, etc on real cost of running package registries.
#php #phpc #composerphp #softwaresupplychain #PreserveOpenSource #FreeSoftwareIsntFree #OpenSource #Sustainability
Packagist/Composer signed a joint @openssf.org letter with PyPI, crates, Maven, CPAN, etc on real cost of running package registries.
#php #phpc #composerphp #softwaresupplychain #PreserveOpenSource #FreeSoftwareIsntFree #OpenSource #Sustainability
Open Infrastructure Is Not Free Part II
10 trillion open source package downloads in 2026. Still running on donations and volunteers.
AI is accelerating attacks. The Sustaining Package Registries WG is here to help.
openssf.org/blog/2026/05...
#PreserveOpenSource
10 trillion open source package downloads in 2026. Still running on donations and volunteers.
AI is accelerating attacks. The Sustaining Package Registries WG is here to help.
openssf.org/blog/2026/05...
#PreserveOpenSource
May 6, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Open infrastructure isn't free. 🌱
Packagist/Composer signed a joint @openssf.org letter with PyPI, crates, Maven, CPAN, etc on real cost of running package registries.
#php #phpc #composerphp #softwaresupplychain #PreserveOpenSource #FreeSoftwareIsntFree #OpenSource #Sustainability
Packagist/Composer signed a joint @openssf.org letter with PyPI, crates, Maven, CPAN, etc on real cost of running package registries.
#php #phpc #composerphp #softwaresupplychain #PreserveOpenSource #FreeSoftwareIsntFree #OpenSource #Sustainability
My first Perl module on CPAN was a Hotline client library (built by reverse-engineering the protocol as best as I could with the tools of the time). I used it to make cool bots. First release: 1998.
metacpan.org/dist/Net-Hot...
metacpan.org/dist/Net-Hot...
Net-Hotline-0.83
Perl libraries for the Hotline internet client
metacpan.org
October 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
My first Perl module on CPAN was a Hotline client library (built by reverse-engineering the protocol as best as I could with the tools of the time). I used it to make cool bots. First release: 1998.
metacpan.org/dist/Net-Hot...
metacpan.org/dist/Net-Hot...
If I'm watching CPAN correctly, one Republican has voted no on this hateful budget.
February 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
If I'm watching CPAN correctly, one Republican has voted no on this hateful budget.
*Chunks of open-source code that are functional and useful but have nobody human who is willing to work on maintaining them.
neilb.org/adoption/
neilb.org/adoption/
CPAN Adoption Candidates
neilb.org
August 29, 2025 at 8:03 AM
*Chunks of open-source code that are functional and useful but have nobody human who is willing to work on maintaining them.
neilb.org/adoption/
neilb.org/adoption/