#crankier
This is what radicalisation looks like: getting crankier and crankier, and increasingly focusing on your phone friends who understand you because you’re too wacky to maintain relationships with people you actually know, which makes you even more cranky. Trumpers behave like this.
July 5, 2025 at 6:48 AM
*May be sounding crankier than usual today. 😖🥱
June 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Wallace Shawn's getting crankier in his old age.
March 7, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Played a game of Deadlock and the right-leaning folk were a smidge crankier than usual whuh-oh
September 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I briefly put principles and values aside to make a saltier, crankier case for leaving X: Elon Musk is uniquely insufferable holapapi.substack.com/p/x-out
X Out
A salty, cranky case for letting Twitter die
holapapi.substack.com
November 18, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Crankier TSA workers, that’s what we want!
October 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
remember when some of our crankier Online-Only comrades got mad at the Wall of Moms during the Floyd protests
May 31, 2024 at 4:09 PM
By the skin of my teeth did I resist launching the crankier version of this post
February 16, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Apparently, I have a reputation for being cranky. But Harry Dean Stanton was exponentially crankier than me.
He would have been 100 years today.
Happy Birthday Harry, you cranky fuck. You wonderful cranky fuck.
love John
July 14, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Cranky and Crankier
July 25, 2026 at 1:06 PM
great they're going to be crankier than ever.
September 30, 2026 at 6:50 AM
TNG fucked up by not making Beverly crankier.
January 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
It’s certainly not just me getting older and crankier. No way.
February 7, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Fuck this shit. I’m getting older and crankier by the second.
I literally said to Portia this morning, there's gonna be a shield law lawsuit soon.

I didn't think it would be TODAY.

Louisiana, Arkansas, and Alabama have filed a bill of complaint with the U.S. Supreme Court against New York, Massachusetts, and California.

Hold on to your butts.
www.ag.state.la.us
October 1, 2026 at 12:36 AM
“I don’t know, you pick”

“No, you pick”

and nobody gets any food and everyone gets crankier and crankier
July 10, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Can’t tell if I’m getting older and crankier (totally possible!) or all venues/arenas/stadiums now understaff concessions so that you have to wait on line 45 minutes to get food.
March 30, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Music writers were once known for being much crankier than the average listener. But these days, they seem to have a sunnier outlook. What happened?
How Music Criticism Lost Its Edge
Music writers were once known for being much crankier than the average listener. What happened?
www.newyorker.com
September 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
my dog is getting progressively crankier from our very short walks outside due to the wildfire smoke
July 16, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Someone needs to feed boss baby a Big Mac quick, before he gets crankier.
July 22, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Oh.

OH.

I thought it was me getting crankier, not replyguybot proliferation.
December 15, 2024 at 10:33 PM
anyway I will probably be crankier than usual for awhile, and it's not like we're starting from a high bar to begin with
February 19, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Oh and please name JT assistant to the PM. Just to make the Cons a little crankier. 👍
March 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
seem to really be getting crankier with age but I think I've come to absolutely hate people taking lengthy phone calls basically anywhere in public? fine if you're walking but if you're in one place, no one needs to hear about your entire life? god I'm so old, everyone is so annoying
July 29, 2026 at 4:07 PM
im crankier than a fishing reel
May 30, 2026 at 10:19 PM