If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.
February 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.
even if he isn't dead, cremate him anyway
August 30, 2025 at 7:38 AM
even if he isn't dead, cremate him anyway
Cremate me...I want nothing left for them to desecrate.
May 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Cremate me...I want nothing left for them to desecrate.
If I die before him, please cremate me and throw my smoldering ashes into Stephen Miller’s eyes.
January 27, 2026 at 11:51 PM
If I die before him, please cremate me and throw my smoldering ashes into Stephen Miller’s eyes.
Other companies charge like $5K to cremate you, Tesla is doing it for free and people still complain
January 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Other companies charge like $5K to cremate you, Tesla is doing it for free and people still complain
cremate me with my headphones
October 22, 2024 at 3:56 AM
cremate me with my headphones
I still dont understand why it cost me 600 to put down/cremate my cat. Little dude was not even 7lbs of skin and bones.
Compassion for our pets shouldn't be so expensive 🥲
Compassion for our pets shouldn't be so expensive 🥲
September 22, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I still dont understand why it cost me 600 to put down/cremate my cat. Little dude was not even 7lbs of skin and bones.
Compassion for our pets shouldn't be so expensive 🥲
Compassion for our pets shouldn't be so expensive 🥲
When i die, I have 2 requests.
1. Scatter my remains on the beach
2. Do not cremate me.
1. Scatter my remains on the beach
2. Do not cremate me.
February 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
When i die, I have 2 requests.
1. Scatter my remains on the beach
2. Do not cremate me.
1. Scatter my remains on the beach
2. Do not cremate me.
I have two requests when I pass.
1- scatter my remains at the beach
2- don't cremate me
1- scatter my remains at the beach
2- don't cremate me
January 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I have two requests when I pass.
1- scatter my remains at the beach
2- don't cremate me
1- scatter my remains at the beach
2- don't cremate me
Cremate me in the fires that burn it all down.
When ICE murders you, how would you like the community to honor you? Vigil? Bike ride? Sit in? Something else?
February 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Cremate me in the fires that burn it all down.
They can get hot enough to CREMATE someone?
August 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
They can get hot enough to CREMATE someone?
I presume that we will cremate his remains.
April 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I presume that we will cremate his remains.
Please don't ever cremate me cos I wanna be air fried
May 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Please don't ever cremate me cos I wanna be air fried
You can see Leo Messi’s home here. I visited him to cremate Alba which his Monk did for us.
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January 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
You can see Leo Messi’s home here. I visited him to cremate Alba which his Monk did for us.
More on my insta www.instagram.com/niall.harbison
More on my insta www.instagram.com/niall.harbison
HOTTER THAN THAT nearly THREE TIMES as hot as is needed to cremate someone.
August 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
HOTTER THAN THAT nearly THREE TIMES as hot as is needed to cremate someone.
do not cremate me. i’m not willing to give up the chance to take part in a future zombie apocalypse.
January 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
do not cremate me. i’m not willing to give up the chance to take part in a future zombie apocalypse.
Cremate me and then throw fistfuls of me straight into the eyes of my enemies
January 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Cremate me and then throw fistfuls of me straight into the eyes of my enemies
please do not cremate my remains. i wanna be a skeleton some day
April 11, 2026 at 11:57 PM
please do not cremate my remains. i wanna be a skeleton some day
Don't bury or cremate me when i die - I want to be stuffed & mounted punching a goose in the face
December 1, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Don't bury or cremate me when i die - I want to be stuffed & mounted punching a goose in the face
If I die before Elon Musk please cremate me and blow my ashes in his face
July 23, 2024 at 5:28 PM
If I die before Elon Musk please cremate me and blow my ashes in his face
if i pass away on this flight cremate me and snort my ashes
October 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
if i pass away on this flight cremate me and snort my ashes
-He died and tomorrow they burn him.
- They don’t BURN him, they cremate him.
-NO THE FIRE THEY BURN HIM WITH FIRE
- They don’t BURN him, they cremate him.
-NO THE FIRE THEY BURN HIM WITH FIRE
November 28, 2024 at 10:52 PM
-He died and tomorrow they burn him.
- They don’t BURN him, they cremate him.
-NO THE FIRE THEY BURN HIM WITH FIRE
- They don’t BURN him, they cremate him.
-NO THE FIRE THEY BURN HIM WITH FIRE
Reading the owner's manual for my new robot vacuum cleaner.
July 2, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Reading the owner's manual for my new robot vacuum cleaner.
After I die, cremate me and put me in a Scrabble hourglass
April 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
After I die, cremate me and put me in a Scrabble hourglass