A mail-in ballot does not pose a health risk. It will not cause panic if exposed to the public. It's a piece of paper marked with a pen that is only dangerous to authoritarians wishing to rule rather than govern with the consent of their citizens. newsletters.democracydocket.com/cremated-rem...
Cremated remains, fake explosives and your ballot
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August 24, 2026 at 4:21 PM
A mail-in ballot does not pose a health risk. It will not cause panic if exposed to the public. It's a piece of paper marked with a pen that is only dangerous to authoritarians wishing to rule rather than govern with the consent of their citizens. newsletters.democracydocket.com/cremated-rem...
Today I learned that you’re not allowed scatter the ashes of cremated loved ones at Disneyland.
It was a big enough problem for them to have a rule.
It was a big enough problem for them to have a rule.
October 2, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Today I learned that you’re not allowed scatter the ashes of cremated loved ones at Disneyland.
It was a big enough problem for them to have a rule.
It was a big enough problem for them to have a rule.
I have two last wishes:
1: I want my remains scattered around Disneyland
2: I don’t want to be cremated
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
1: I want my remains scattered around Disneyland
2: I don’t want to be cremated
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
May 6, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I have two last wishes:
1: I want my remains scattered around Disneyland
2: I don’t want to be cremated
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
1: I want my remains scattered around Disneyland
2: I don’t want to be cremated
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
I hope when Trump dies he gets cremated and the guy working the oven says "You're fired" and laughs.
March 21, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I hope when Trump dies he gets cremated and the guy working the oven says "You're fired" and laughs.
When I die, I want my remains to be scattered at COSTCO. Also, I don't want to be cremated
June 19, 2024 at 3:34 PM
When I die, I want my remains to be scattered at COSTCO. Also, I don't want to be cremated
20, 20, 24 hours to go
i wanna be cremated
i wanna be cremated
December 18, 2024 at 4:49 PM
20, 20, 24 hours to go
i wanna be cremated
i wanna be cremated
getting cremated but just for fun
October 1, 2026 at 6:04 AM
getting cremated but just for fun
are you gonna get cremated
October 1, 2026 at 5:31 AM
are you gonna get cremated
One urn contains the cremated remains of the Epstein/Melania sex vids.
August 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
One urn contains the cremated remains of the Epstein/Melania sex vids.
I hope when Trump dies he gets cremated and the guy working the oven says "You're fired" and laughs.
September 28, 2026 at 7:59 AM
I hope when Trump dies he gets cremated and the guy working the oven says "You're fired" and laughs.
There are only 2 things I want when I die:
1) For my remains to be spread across Disneyland
2) To not be cremated
1) For my remains to be spread across Disneyland
2) To not be cremated
September 1, 2026 at 9:24 PM
There are only 2 things I want when I die:
1) For my remains to be spread across Disneyland
2) To not be cremated
1) For my remains to be spread across Disneyland
2) To not be cremated
If George Foreman's being cremated, this is a once in a lifetime marketing opportunity.
March 22, 2025 at 8:41 AM
If George Foreman's being cremated, this is a once in a lifetime marketing opportunity.
He's being cremated. I really, really hope they check his pockets first.
April 4, 2026 at 8:08 PM
He's being cremated. I really, really hope they check his pockets first.
I hope when Trump dies he gets cremated and the guy working the oven says "You're fired" and laughs.
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I hope when Trump dies he gets cremated and the guy working the oven says "You're fired" and laughs.
I hope when Trump dies he gets cremated and the guy working the oven says "You're fired" and laughs.
July 31, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I hope when Trump dies he gets cremated and the guy working the oven says "You're fired" and laughs.
we just received some cremated remains in the mail and every inch of the package is covered in individual dinosaur stamps
July 25, 2023 at 1:06 PM
we just received some cremated remains in the mail and every inch of the package is covered in individual dinosaur stamps
“All men are cremated equal.”
- Spike Milligan
- Spike Milligan
November 19, 2024 at 3:48 PM
“All men are cremated equal.”
- Spike Milligan
- Spike Milligan
8th September AD 14
The funeral of Augustus takes place. His body is cremated and placed in his mausoleum.
(found 28th August 2004)
The funeral of Augustus takes place. His body is cremated and placed in his mausoleum.
(found 28th August 2004)
September 8, 2026 at 3:48 PM
8th September AD 14
The funeral of Augustus takes place. His body is cremated and placed in his mausoleum.
(found 28th August 2004)
The funeral of Augustus takes place. His body is cremated and placed in his mausoleum.
(found 28th August 2004)
This is a real sentence from DOJ's legal filing this weekend: "although ballot mail does not present the same operational issues as cremated remains or replica explosives, it is sensitive mail that raises unique operational considerations."
August 31, 2026 at 1:49 AM
This is a real sentence from DOJ's legal filing this weekend: "although ballot mail does not present the same operational issues as cremated remains or replica explosives, it is sensitive mail that raises unique operational considerations."
Have your cremated ashes turned into an artificial coral reef, an eco-friendly memorial option. Eternal Reefs, the original reef maker, mixes cremated ashes with concrete, sand & crushed shells to mold a "reef ball", placed on the ocean floor 4 coral growth & marine habitats. www.eternalreefs.com
July 18, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Have your cremated ashes turned into an artificial coral reef, an eco-friendly memorial option. Eternal Reefs, the original reef maker, mixes cremated ashes with concrete, sand & crushed shells to mold a "reef ball", placed on the ocean floor 4 coral growth & marine habitats. www.eternalreefs.com
In its new rule to implement Trump’s anti-mail voting order, the United States Postal Service compared mail ballots to fake bombs and human and animal remains. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
USPS compares mail ballots to fake bombs, cremated remains
“Although ballot mail does not present precisely the same operational issues as cremated remains or replica explosives, it is unquestionably sensitive mail that raises unique operational consideration...
www.democracydocket.com
August 24, 2026 at 8:43 PM
In its new rule to implement Trump’s anti-mail voting order, the United States Postal Service compared mail ballots to fake bombs and human and animal remains. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
the family who brought us two sets of cremated remains for burial in this bag are the funniest people on earth
May 24, 2024 at 1:21 PM
the family who brought us two sets of cremated remains for burial in this bag are the funniest people on earth