Brookline. 2630 West Liberty Ave - Biner Funeral Home and Crematory. Caller says that the crematory room has caught fire.
September 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Brookline. 2630 West Liberty Ave - Biner Funeral Home and Crematory. Caller says that the crematory room has caught fire.
also when i was touring the crematory, the crematory manager was like "we're about to start the retort, would you like to push the button" and i said "you bet i would" and i'm pretty sure that's why they hired me
December 8, 2024 at 3:14 PM
also when i was touring the crematory, the crematory manager was like "we're about to start the retort, would you like to push the button" and i said "you bet i would" and i'm pretty sure that's why they hired me
Solitary crematory swamp turt.
September 25, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Solitary crematory swamp turt.
Crematory swamp turtles
November 26, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Crematory swamp turtles
Me: So, when can we get started?
Crematory operator: Uh.
Me: Do I take my shoes off first or...?
Crematory operator: ...
Me: Okay, I'll leave them on.
Crematory operator: Uh.
Me: Do I take my shoes off first or...?
Crematory operator: ...
Me: Okay, I'll leave them on.
April 12, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Me: So, when can we get started?
Crematory operator: Uh.
Me: Do I take my shoes off first or...?
Crematory operator: ...
Me: Okay, I'll leave them on.
Crematory operator: Uh.
Me: Do I take my shoes off first or...?
Crematory operator: ...
Me: Okay, I'll leave them on.
Lonely crematory swamp turtle.
February 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Lonely crematory swamp turtle.
Crematory swamp turtles.
December 15, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Crematory swamp turtles.
It's a Ford Mustang
It they'd used a Tesla it would have built in crematory
It they'd used a Tesla it would have built in crematory
March 22, 2026 at 7:19 PM
It's a Ford Mustang
It they'd used a Tesla it would have built in crematory
It they'd used a Tesla it would have built in crematory
Okay. Officially my fave character in Widow’s Bay. Because that’s how you handle that situation.
July 17, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Okay. Officially my fave character in Widow’s Bay. Because that’s how you handle that situation.
currently in a nasty battle with a lady on find-a-grave who added THOUSANDS of memorial pages for people who were only cremated in our crematory and are not buried here
May 13, 2024 at 3:26 PM
currently in a nasty battle with a lady on find-a-grave who added THOUSANDS of memorial pages for people who were only cremated in our crematory and are not buried here
The funeral home or crematory notifies Social Security immediately when someone dies.
August 29, 2026 at 6:19 PM
The funeral home or crematory notifies Social Security immediately when someone dies.
Ha ha!
Rolling crematory®️
Rolling crematory®️
April 2, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Ha ha!
Rolling crematory®️
Rolling crematory®️
Fell again...
into a crematory.
into a crematory.
September 14, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Fell again...
into a crematory.
into a crematory.
Crematory swamp turtles.
December 17, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Crematory swamp turtles.
Ah the local Bear County crematory... I mean Rainforest Cafe
May 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Ah the local Bear County crematory... I mean Rainforest Cafe
Today I have to make arrangements to take Peanut to a crematory. So tell me why I am on PerFinder looking at available kittens instead of looking for a crematory? I don’t need a kitten right now. But I have a feeling I’m going to be getting one soon. Even though I don’t need one. 🤣😢
April 10, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Today I have to make arrangements to take Peanut to a crematory. So tell me why I am on PerFinder looking at available kittens instead of looking for a crematory? I don’t need a kitten right now. But I have a feeling I’m going to be getting one soon. Even though I don’t need one. 🤣😢
At least it's an all-in-one transportation and crematory.
looked up oxymoron in the dictionary and there was a photo of a Tesla hearse
October 15, 2024 at 5:32 PM
At least it's an all-in-one transportation and crematory.
there's a lot of myths about the funeral industry that i hate but the worst one is "the crematory tosses all the ashes in a big barrel and just scoops some out to give to people" it is so evil and disgusting to say that to people
May 28, 2024 at 12:05 PM
there's a lot of myths about the funeral industry that i hate but the worst one is "the crematory tosses all the ashes in a big barrel and just scoops some out to give to people" it is so evil and disgusting to say that to people
Crematory swamp turtles.
June 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Crematory swamp turtles.
me: I think if I were a serial killer I'd own a crematory as cover
the kid bagging my groceries: hwhat
the kid bagging my groceries: hwhat
July 22, 2025 at 10:44 AM
me: I think if I were a serial killer I'd own a crematory as cover
the kid bagging my groceries: hwhat
the kid bagging my groceries: hwhat
The crematory was kind enough to bring Peanut to me so I didn’t have to drive to get him.
How does one huge personality fit into something so small …
How does one huge personality fit into something so small …
April 17, 2026 at 7:32 PM
The crematory was kind enough to bring Peanut to me so I didn’t have to drive to get him.
How does one huge personality fit into something so small …
How does one huge personality fit into something so small …
Crematory swamp turtles
January 16, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Crematory swamp turtles
As soon as he invariably crashes that POS, it’ll be a stationary crematory
April 13, 2026 at 9:59 PM
As soon as he invariably crashes that POS, it’ll be a stationary crematory
Happy Sunday from me and the crematory swamp turtles.
January 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Happy Sunday from me and the crematory swamp turtles.
Another article update: the funeral director also owned this crematory where more than 100 bodies were found improperly stored *just last year*
How the hell was this guy operating after that?
How the hell was this guy operating after that?
Chicago Heights crematory shut down after over 100 bodies found improperly stored in trailers
A south suburban crematory was shut down after over 100 bodies were found improperly stored in trailers.
abc7chicago.com
August 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Another article update: the funeral director also owned this crematory where more than 100 bodies were found improperly stored *just last year*
How the hell was this guy operating after that?
How the hell was this guy operating after that?