#cremulator
IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME FOR THE CREMULATOR
IT'S TIME FOR THE CREMULATOR
Decided to change my name to "Super Large Excellent Cremulator"
March 2, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Bones don't burn very well. The "ashes" a family receives after a cremation are actually bones that have gone through the cremulator. And before you ask: yes, there is a metal band called Cremulator. I checked.

#cremation #deathpositive #cremulator #mortuaryscience #deatheducation
February 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I'm surprised there isn't a wrestler called The Cremulator
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Scotland becomes first UK country to allow water cremations
The process - called alkaline hydrolysis - will offer families a third option instead of burial or traditional cremation.
www.bbc.co.uk
March 2, 2026 at 2:47 PM
מעכשיו זה חוקי בסקוטלנד -
לא מצליחה למצוא תרגום טוב לwater cremations
למכונה קוראים cremulator.
March 3, 2026 at 8:42 AM
guess who has two thumbs and got to operate a cremulator today! 🙌
May 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
> Use cremulator on wes streeting

> Put wes streeting in cremulator

> Open cremulator

> Get streeting
March 2, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Takk for gode gjentninger folkens! En cremulator brukes til å knuse menneskebein etter kremering. dfweurope.com/cremulator/
February 3, 2025 at 5:47 AM
"as we all know, *arcane series of terminal commands*. Do you seriously not know how to exfrobulate the flux cremulator?"
May 22, 2024 at 4:14 AM
on a different note, "cremulator" is far too funny a word for what it does
March 2, 2026 at 9:35 AM
I think we should use the cremulator on the members of the Labour party
March 2, 2026 at 12:14 PM
This sounds so relaxing
March 2, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Apparently theres a step where remaining bones are pulverised into ash using a device called a Cremulator and I'm utterly delighted by this info.
March 2, 2026 at 9:41 AM
There is inevitably a Heavy Metal band called Cremulator.
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Yes! There is a special machine called a cremulator.
November 6, 2025 at 10:12 AM
crème de la cremulator
March 2, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Uten å google...

Hva tror du en cremulator brukes til?
February 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
cremulator cannot be a real word
March 2, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Decided to change my name to "Super Large Excellent Cremulator"
March 2, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Directeur van crematorium in Moskou verbrandt 's nacht slachtoffers van Stalins terreur tot-ie zelf belandt in de rode martelmachine. Lees Filipenko's geweldige roman De cremulator. Nuttig leesvoer in tijden waarin rechtse nuttige idioten met Poetin koketteren & linkse dwaallichten met communisme.
September 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Welke boeken verschijnen komend jaar, waar kunnen we ons op verheugen? Voor de @volkskrant.nl las ik alvast 'Cremulator' van Sasja Filipenko. Over de asmolen van de geschiedenis en de fijngemalen ruimte tussen feit en fictie.

www.volkskrant.nl/boeken/het-i...
January 3, 2025 at 12:10 PM
ngl calling your machine that does it The Cremulator feels a bit shit superhero villain, idk www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Scotland becomes first UK country to allow water cremations
The process - called alkaline hydrolysis - will offer families a third option instead of burial or traditional cremation.
www.bbc.co.uk
March 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I think I saw Cremulator play Bloodstock one year.
March 2, 2026 at 10:08 AM
You'll meet the cremulator at the crematorium too, necessary tool where bones are involved, but we will be dead so won't mind 💀👍
March 2, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I’m going to encourage my wife to get this water cremation done, but not to put me in the cremulator. She has to have my full skeleton on display, like those ones we had at school.
March 2, 2026 at 3:01 PM
December 10, 2024 at 3:41 AM