me and my buddies up on the roof of the billionaire's apocalypse bunker crimping the air intake with a couple of harbor freight hammers
Here is a glimpse into that secular version of The Rapture:
"The underground abode will be decked out with a number of lavish amenities such as wellness areas, gourmet dining, and a medical suite with robots for doctors."
www.realtor.com/news/unique-... h/t @thelever.bsky.social
"The underground abode will be decked out with a number of lavish amenities such as wellness areas, gourmet dining, and a medical suite with robots for doctors."
www.realtor.com/news/unique-... h/t @thelever.bsky.social
February 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
me and my buddies up on the roof of the billionaire's apocalypse bunker crimping the air intake with a couple of harbor freight hammers
Crimping Super 8 Film 🎞️ onto the take-up core of a Super 8 Cartridge
July 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Crimping Super 8 Film 🎞️ onto the take-up core of a Super 8 Cartridge
Venerable Sifu brand Foreskin Crimping Iron, available now at Menards
September 24, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Venerable Sifu brand Foreskin Crimping Iron, available now at Menards
That's some pro-crimping 🏅
March 22, 2026 at 10:29 PM
That's some pro-crimping 🏅
crimping your urethra like an electrical wire
May 24, 2026 at 11:26 PM
crimping your urethra like an electrical wire
I knew he was the one when I heard him unconsciously crimping for the first time
April 22, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I knew he was the one when I heard him unconsciously crimping for the first time
Day 321:
tried crimping wig hair and wtf there's so much hair now
tried crimping wig hair and wtf there's so much hair now
November 18, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Day 321:
tried crimping wig hair and wtf there's so much hair now
tried crimping wig hair and wtf there's so much hair now
Just gonna keep saying it. Mandatory firearm liability insurance would dramatically reduce the amount of and accessibility of guns in this country, thereby reducing crime, suicides, murder, and shootings without crimping anyone’s rights.
September 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Just gonna keep saying it. Mandatory firearm liability insurance would dramatically reduce the amount of and accessibility of guns in this country, thereby reducing crime, suicides, murder, and shootings without crimping anyone’s rights.
HAHA wait wait wait THE CRIMPING WHAT
September 24, 2026 at 3:27 AM
HAHA wait wait wait THE CRIMPING WHAT
No fancy ravioli crimping tool from amazon. A plate!!
Ted Lasso's Pro Move (Jason Sudeikis)
ALT: Ted Lasso's Pro Move (Jason Sudeikis)
static.klipy.com
September 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
No fancy ravioli crimping tool from amazon. A plate!!
dragging out the dusty ass crimping iron for an 80s party
March 18, 2024 at 8:05 PM
dragging out the dusty ass crimping iron for an 80s party
The wrist brace is SOO good. Gotta give it the biggest shout out for saving my life while crimping wigs this summer!!
September 23, 2026 at 3:58 AM
The wrist brace is SOO good. Gotta give it the biggest shout out for saving my life while crimping wigs this summer!!
The pie, post-crimping. (16/n)
March 27, 2026 at 5:46 PM
The pie, post-crimping. (16/n)
Compounding pharmacies are crimping sales of Novo Nordisk's obesity drug Wegovy by making what are essentially copies of the name-brand medicine. The company says it trying to stop them.
Drugmaker Novo Nordisk slashes Wegovy sales forecasts, blaming compounding
Compounding pharmacies are crimping sales of Novo Nordisk's obesity drug Wegovy by making what are essentially copies of the name-brand medicine. The company says it trying to stop them.
n.pr
July 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Compounding pharmacies are crimping sales of Novo Nordisk's obesity drug Wegovy by making what are essentially copies of the name-brand medicine. The company says it trying to stop them.
What? Somebody call?
September 24, 2026 at 8:31 PM
What? Somebody call?
cutting my dick off and crimping a vagina in its' place
zoned out and my coworker said "male to female" and it took me 30 seconds to realize he was talking about cables
February 11, 2026 at 9:13 PM
cutting my dick off and crimping a vagina in its' place
*quietly crimping ethernet cables* this must feel so good for the cable
August 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
*quietly crimping ethernet cables* this must feel so good for the cable
My grandson uses a little step to pee in our toilet. I've taken to resting my feet on it when I have a dump. Wow! Shit literally sails unheeded through the Hormuz Strait of my colon; the lengths I've been crimping off recently are record breakers.
September 16, 2026 at 4:25 PM
My grandson uses a little step to pee in our toilet. I've taken to resting my feet on it when I have a dump. Wow! Shit literally sails unheeded through the Hormuz Strait of my colon; the lengths I've been crimping off recently are record breakers.
I hate crimping wigs LAWDD!! I just want it to be done 😭
November 30, 2024 at 2:36 PM
I hate crimping wigs LAWDD!! I just want it to be done 😭
Using a crimping tool (“crimping”) has been popularized over the last few years. Crimping is a really helpful technique! But why does it work and why do cosplayers do it?
This post comes because I’ve received the question “do I need to crimp my wig”… and the answer is a resounding “it depends!”
This post comes because I’ve received the question “do I need to crimp my wig”… and the answer is a resounding “it depends!”
May 15, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Using a crimping tool (“crimping”) has been popularized over the last few years. Crimping is a really helpful technique! But why does it work and why do cosplayers do it?
This post comes because I’ve received the question “do I need to crimp my wig”… and the answer is a resounding “it depends!”
This post comes because I’ve received the question “do I need to crimp my wig”… and the answer is a resounding “it depends!”
Crimping in style for #SecularPieThursday
My second pie child, Pumpkin, has arrived. Please admire her fluted crust, possibly the nicest I’ve ever managed to make
November 28, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Crimping in style for #SecularPieThursday
Trump’s moves against the White House press pool are crimping coverage as he deals with wars, the economy and his fellow world leaders. Read more in today’s WSJ Politics Newsletter: on.wsj.com/46WqM4t
Trump’s moves against the White House press pool are crimping coverage as he deals with wars, the economy and his fellow world leaders. Read more in today’s WSJ Politics Newsletter:
on.wsj.com
September 22, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Trump’s moves against the White House press pool are crimping coverage as he deals with wars, the economy and his fellow world leaders. Read more in today’s WSJ Politics Newsletter: on.wsj.com/46WqM4t
got my crimping socks on today
August 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
got my crimping socks on today
A new tool is always exciting. Spent a happy hour this morning crimping my own connector pins.
May 15, 2026 at 10:12 AM
A new tool is always exciting. Spent a happy hour this morning crimping my own connector pins.