The count of mostly Crisco
June 3, 2026 at 1:12 PM
The count of mostly Crisco
Hey MAGA, here's your hero. The cowardly Count of Mostly Crisco...
August 16, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Hey MAGA, here's your hero. The cowardly Count of Mostly Crisco...
Sadly, Crisco floats.
June 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Sadly, Crisco floats.
Panic! Out of Crisco
December 11, 2024 at 6:43 AM
Panic! Out of Crisco
Trump's body is now 40% Crisco and his blood type is Ranch.
July 30, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Trump's body is now 40% Crisco and his blood type is Ranch.
Lol, I made eggnog with Crisco and it's your fault it tasted bad.
December 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Lol, I made eggnog with Crisco and it's your fault it tasted bad.
Why did they call it “banning partially hydrogenated oils” and not “Panic! At The Crisco”
September 25, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Why did they call it “banning partially hydrogenated oils” and not “Panic! At The Crisco”
Groovin’ at the Crisco Disco
August 4, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Groovin’ at the Crisco Disco
absurd bucket from Jalen Brunson followed by him attempting to run on crisco
June 4, 2026 at 3:09 AM
absurd bucket from Jalen Brunson followed by him attempting to run on crisco
The Count of Mostly Crisco.
April 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The Count of Mostly Crisco.
I like President's who don't moisturize with Crisco
July 23, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I like President's who don't moisturize with Crisco
The count of mostly crisco is trying to distract from the Epstein files.
July 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The count of mostly crisco is trying to distract from the Epstein files.
The Count of Mostly Crisco.......and now I am ☠️. You have won the internet today. This is why I follow @guyfawkesnews.bsky.social on Bsky and Threads. You should too.
September 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The Count of Mostly Crisco.......and now I am ☠️. You have won the internet today. This is why I follow @guyfawkesnews.bsky.social on Bsky and Threads. You should too.
SLATHERING MYSELF IN CRISCO
February 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
SLATHERING MYSELF IN CRISCO
Count of Mostly Crisco.
August 11, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Count of Mostly Crisco.
illegally seizing tankers from Venezuela while a bottle of Crisco cost $8............you worryin bout the wrong oil
January 7, 2026 at 4:07 PM
illegally seizing tankers from Venezuela while a bottle of Crisco cost $8............you worryin bout the wrong oil
The Count of Mostly Crisco
May 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The Count of Mostly Crisco
Fuck Around and Find Out is a real phenomenon. Especially when dealing with a shit-stain like the Cunt of Mostly Crisco.
September 25, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Fuck Around and Find Out is a real phenomenon. Especially when dealing with a shit-stain like the Cunt of Mostly Crisco.
I just read someone refer to Trump as the Cunt of Mostly Crisco
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July 3, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I just read someone refer to Trump as the Cunt of Mostly Crisco
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Count of Mostly Crisco
May 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Count of Mostly Crisco