mr. criticaljustice du bois

I would just like to formally announce to the P:Moon community that #thegoop is spreading into the algorithm, I pray for you all. The fault lies with Criticaljustice, the goopspeed emperor.

How vile of this "CriticalJustice"! someone oughta send the taboo hunters to deal with this menace!

What in the great lake is this!!!

A friend told me someone named "CriticalJustice" did this.

Curses, The fault lies with you, CriticalJustice!
#thegoop #criticalfailedtostirthegoop

Ty for the validation mr criticaljustice

*on the phone with the based department*

me: hello based department?

based department guy: hello MR. CRITICALJUSTICE

me: that’s me!

redhead wife: stop using up all the bandwidth in the house you asshole i’m playing games

me: not now honey i’m on the phone with the based department

本当に腹が減ったよ、ハンバーガーでも食べられそうだよ criticaljustice サイドにフライドポテトをください mr. criticaljustice そして、冷たい水も少し five billion dollars みなさん、こんにちは horrible tragedy

MR. CRITICALJUSTICE mentioned

I HAVE BEGUN TO LOSE IT

MR. CRITICALJUSTICE THE MOVIE

6 DOLLAR PARKING

IT WILL HAPPEN

MR. CRITICALJUSTICE popularity has become intergalactic

Hi. This is the new Pinned Post on my Account.
Name's MR. CRITICALJUSTICE, or "Critical". "Crit", for short.
Most of what you can expect to find here are the thoughts that bounce around in my head, and media stuff I like. Pretty straightforward.

Enjoy your stay; Welcome to My Home, wipe your shoes.

for the convenience of the #projectmoon goop fans, here are all the goop tags that were/are currently used for easy access to the PM Parody Account goop lore

#thegoop
#criticalfailedtostirthegoop
#thecountergoop
#critical (tangential relation, due to not being goop-centric)
#criticaljustice

I am in grave danger

#thegoop. #criticalfailedtostirthegoop. #criticaljustice