Absolutely. I ain't lying down for that geriatric crotchgoblin and neither should anyone else
October 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Absolutely. I ain't lying down for that geriatric crotchgoblin and neither should anyone else
Most, ahogy nézem ezt a fotót, nagyon cuki ez a gyerekszoba, kár, hogy crotchgoblin híján az enyém.
September 22, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Most, ahogy nézem ezt a fotót, nagyon cuki ez a gyerekszoba, kár, hogy crotchgoblin híján az enyém.
Ez annyira jellemző, hogy addig nem veszik komolyan a nők reprodukciós szerveivel, hormonjaival kapcsolatos gondokat, amíg nem akarsz gyereket.
Kár, hogy nem csak a crotchgoblin kinyomására kellenek ezek nekünk, de hát az kit érdekel?
Kár, hogy nem csak a crotchgoblin kinyomására kellenek ezek nekünk, de hát az kit érdekel?
June 18, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Ez annyira jellemző, hogy addig nem veszik komolyan a nők reprodukciós szerveivel, hormonjaival kapcsolatos gondokat, amíg nem akarsz gyereket.
Kár, hogy nem csak a crotchgoblin kinyomására kellenek ezek nekünk, de hát az kit érdekel?
Kár, hogy nem csak a crotchgoblin kinyomására kellenek ezek nekünk, de hát az kit érdekel?
I’ve got stuff to do. I need more coffee. And I have to go to the bathroom. Something has to give. 😂 He always has terrible timing when he comes to sit with me. 😭 #crotchGoblin
December 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I’ve got stuff to do. I need more coffee. And I have to go to the bathroom. Something has to give. 😂 He always has terrible timing when he comes to sit with me. 😭 #crotchGoblin
crotchgoblin sounds like a character in a dickens novel
June 2, 2026 at 12:43 PM
crotchgoblin sounds like a character in a dickens novel
Wir sind ja fair, da wir das Geschlecht noch nicht kennen und nehmen schon eine genderneutrale beleidigung.
Bisher wars cellsoup (ist aber passé, jetzt wo es aussieht wie ein baby), devil spawn und parasite. Crotchgoblin fand ich auch nett, wir sind ja sprachlich flexibel!
Bisher wars cellsoup (ist aber passé, jetzt wo es aussieht wie ein baby), devil spawn und parasite. Crotchgoblin fand ich auch nett, wir sind ja sprachlich flexibel!
April 17, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Wir sind ja fair, da wir das Geschlecht noch nicht kennen und nehmen schon eine genderneutrale beleidigung.
Bisher wars cellsoup (ist aber passé, jetzt wo es aussieht wie ein baby), devil spawn und parasite. Crotchgoblin fand ich auch nett, wir sind ja sprachlich flexibel!
Bisher wars cellsoup (ist aber passé, jetzt wo es aussieht wie ein baby), devil spawn und parasite. Crotchgoblin fand ich auch nett, wir sind ja sprachlich flexibel!
Just goes to prove that money doesn't equal style, another wealthy asshole and his crotchgoblin
March 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Just goes to prove that money doesn't equal style, another wealthy asshole and his crotchgoblin
I thought that's what 'crotchgoblin' was for...
April 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I thought that's what 'crotchgoblin' was for...
I worked with a girl who *hated* kids and she’s the reason I know the term ‘crotchgoblin’
She also taught me ‘fuck trophy.’
Anyway. She didn’t like kids and was kind of a bitch.
She also taught me ‘fuck trophy.’
Anyway. She didn’t like kids and was kind of a bitch.
June 2, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I worked with a girl who *hated* kids and she’s the reason I know the term ‘crotchgoblin’
She also taught me ‘fuck trophy.’
Anyway. She didn’t like kids and was kind of a bitch.
She also taught me ‘fuck trophy.’
Anyway. She didn’t like kids and was kind of a bitch.
If you want to post on Bluesky
You gotta pay the crotchgoblin le-vy
You gotta pay the crotchgoblin le-vy
June 2, 2026 at 12:47 PM
If you want to post on Bluesky
You gotta pay the crotchgoblin le-vy
You gotta pay the crotchgoblin le-vy
Call of Duty rules because you can get sniped by someone named daddy’s jockstrap or CrotchGoblin
February 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Call of Duty rules because you can get sniped by someone named daddy’s jockstrap or CrotchGoblin
Bruh my coworker was chatting to me how she wants another kid bc her eldest got taken away bc she was in the hotel while momma was doing HARD drugs
Bitch you and your baby daddies abusive asses canNOT handle another crotchgoblin you don't even like the one you have left
Bitch you and your baby daddies abusive asses canNOT handle another crotchgoblin you don't even like the one you have left
February 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Bruh my coworker was chatting to me how she wants another kid bc her eldest got taken away bc she was in the hotel while momma was doing HARD drugs
Bitch you and your baby daddies abusive asses canNOT handle another crotchgoblin you don't even like the one you have left
Bitch you and your baby daddies abusive asses canNOT handle another crotchgoblin you don't even like the one you have left
Congrats to eldest crotchgoblin
July 15, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Congrats to eldest crotchgoblin
Tried to be a #Cool Fairy #Godparent and buy #fortnite money for my favourite little #crotchgoblin.
Wtf is this exhange rate?I don't know what an #EpicGames account is. I assume (hope?) the #sproglet does?
#backinthe90s we played #snake on a #nokiabrick #uphillbothwaysinthesnow #asGodintended
Wtf is this exhange rate?I don't know what an #EpicGames account is. I assume (hope?) the #sproglet does?
#backinthe90s we played #snake on a #nokiabrick #uphillbothwaysinthesnow #asGodintended
December 16, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Tried to be a #Cool Fairy #Godparent and buy #fortnite money for my favourite little #crotchgoblin.
Wtf is this exhange rate?I don't know what an #EpicGames account is. I assume (hope?) the #sproglet does?
#backinthe90s we played #snake on a #nokiabrick #uphillbothwaysinthesnow #asGodintended
Wtf is this exhange rate?I don't know what an #EpicGames account is. I assume (hope?) the #sproglet does?
#backinthe90s we played #snake on a #nokiabrick #uphillbothwaysinthesnow #asGodintended
Hello my Crotchgoblin
June 27, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Hello my Crotchgoblin
On #FathersDay my eldest got the memo! I’m so proud of our number 1
#CrotchGoblin! (The other four bottles are already in the beer cooler) @timothytaylors.bsky.social
#CrotchGoblin! (The other four bottles are already in the beer cooler) @timothytaylors.bsky.social
June 21, 2026 at 11:03 AM
On #FathersDay my eldest got the memo! I’m so proud of our number 1
#CrotchGoblin! (The other four bottles are already in the beer cooler) @timothytaylors.bsky.social
#CrotchGoblin! (The other four bottles are already in the beer cooler) @timothytaylors.bsky.social
I wanted to grab that little crotchgoblin, hand him a cleaning rag and some Murphy's Oil Soap, and make him clean that desk.
February 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I wanted to grab that little crotchgoblin, hand him a cleaning rag and some Murphy's Oil Soap, and make him clean that desk.
Crotchgoblin 3.0 in fine form there
March 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Crotchgoblin 3.0 in fine form there
I also slept on the couch alongside my crotchgoblin
September 1, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I also slept on the couch alongside my crotchgoblin
I was a natural scientist, the crotchgoblin is a mathematician.
July 15, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I was a natural scientist, the crotchgoblin is a mathematician.