#crotchwatcher
January 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
January 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
on days like these we need a #TimelineCleanse so... here's a Pomeranian.

yeah. a Pomeranian.

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#CrotchWatcher
November 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
okay... 😏😌 ...I'm no size queen, but

being an avid crotchwatcher & knowing that Jason Kelce does not wear underwear [his own public admission] yet having never, not even once, seen even a hint of any type of bulge?!

yeah, I'm just gon' hafta strip the man butt-ass naked & inspect him for myself. 🤷
July 6, 2024 at 8:38 AM
being the whoracious crotchwatcher that I am [&'ve always been &'ll always be, tyvm😊], one of my favourite parts of watching The Amazing Race has to be those occasional glimpses of host, Phil Keoghan's thick, right-dressed package. 😈
December 19, 2023 at 12:25 PM
watching The Goat & could not help but capture a shot of Jason Smith's [Food Network] fat-ass crotch bulge — 'cause I'm a #CrotchWatcher👀
September 1, 2024 at 2:27 AM
😏 I'm a crotchwatcher from waaaaay back 😌🙂‍↕️

near the very end of this commercial: dude in the blue shirt, red tie, & grey khakis, just to the right of Black dude in the caramel hat & cardigan... 😉

you're welcome. ☺️
Wegovy Commercial #2 (*Updated, 2024-2025)
YouTube video by Commercial Archivist
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February 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM