On left:
#KashPatel says CrowdStrike exec testified that they had no evidence Russia hacked DNC
On right:
CrowdStrike exec testimony: We had no evidence any actor OTHER than Russia hacked the DNC (plus "high degree of confidence" Russia did it)
link: www.justsecurity.org/107134/kash-...
#KashPatel says CrowdStrike exec testified that they had no evidence Russia hacked DNC
On right:
CrowdStrike exec testimony: We had no evidence any actor OTHER than Russia hacked the DNC (plus "high degree of confidence" Russia did it)
link: www.justsecurity.org/107134/kash-...
January 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
On left:
#KashPatel says CrowdStrike exec testified that they had no evidence Russia hacked DNC
On right:
CrowdStrike exec testimony: We had no evidence any actor OTHER than Russia hacked the DNC (plus "high degree of confidence" Russia did it)
link: www.justsecurity.org/107134/kash-...
#KashPatel says CrowdStrike exec testified that they had no evidence Russia hacked DNC
On right:
CrowdStrike exec testimony: We had no evidence any actor OTHER than Russia hacked the DNC (plus "high degree of confidence" Russia did it)
link: www.justsecurity.org/107134/kash-...
You: oh no Crowdstrike is finished
Me, buying the dip:
Me, buying the dip:
February 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
You: oh no Crowdstrike is finished
Me, buying the dip:
Me, buying the dip:
Crowdstrike. Interlinked
January 9, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Crowdstrike. Interlinked
I'm up 47% on Crowdstrike stock after buying it last year because I knew nobody was gonna transition EDR's
December 16, 2024 at 7:27 PM
I'm up 47% on Crowdstrike stock after buying it last year because I knew nobody was gonna transition EDR's
One year ago today, a flawed update from CrowdStrike caused a widespread Blue Screen of Death (BSOD) across all Windows devices that had the CrowdStrike software installed. :(
July 19, 2025 at 10:57 AM
One year ago today, a flawed update from CrowdStrike caused a widespread Blue Screen of Death (BSOD) across all Windows devices that had the CrowdStrike software installed. :(
I keep hearing there’s negative stock guidance for CrowdStrike and I figure that’s because there’s just no market now for finding if Russia hacked your servers.
March 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I keep hearing there’s negative stock guidance for CrowdStrike and I figure that’s because there’s just no market now for finding if Russia hacked your servers.
Well, that’s a bit awkward… #crowdstrike
September 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Well, that’s a bit awkward… #crowdstrike
Crowdstrike finally closes the “outage” gap.
$CRWD
$CRWD
January 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Crowdstrike finally closes the “outage” gap.
$CRWD
$CRWD
IT workers, this is your time to shine. Fuck the dns. Re-arrange the database tables. Use crowdstrike to hose the machines. Make his job as hard as possible
February 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
IT workers, this is your time to shine. Fuck the dns. Re-arrange the database tables. Use crowdstrike to hose the machines. Make his job as hard as possible
(not getting any likes on my posts) CrowdStrike did this
July 19, 2024 at 4:34 PM
(not getting any likes on my posts) CrowdStrike did this
Maybe Crowdstrike will bluescreen half the PCs on the planet again
November 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Maybe Crowdstrike will bluescreen half the PCs on the planet again
Microsoft’s new Windows Resiliency Initiative aims to avoid another CrowdStrike incident
Microsoft’s new Windows Resiliency Initiative aims to avoid another CrowdStrike incident
The Windows Resiliency Initiative includes lots of changes.
buff.ly
November 19, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Microsoft’s new Windows Resiliency Initiative aims to avoid another CrowdStrike incident
people are forgetting the CrowdStrike shit a lot quicker than I thought they would
April 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
people are forgetting the CrowdStrike shit a lot quicker than I thought they would
and Broadcom and Adobe and Crowdstrike and...
November 1, 2024 at 3:35 PM
and Broadcom and Adobe and Crowdstrike and...
Advertisers on the octagon at Trump’s UFC Freedom 250 event include:
-Meta
-Crypto.com
-Anduril
-World Liberty Financial
-Starlink (SpaceX)
-Polymarket
-Riyadh Season
-Scotts
-IonQ
-Exodus
-Stake
-Budweiser
-Easypost
-Superfile
-New Amsterdam
-Ram Trucks
-Crowdstrike
-Meta
-Crypto.com
-Anduril
-World Liberty Financial
-Starlink (SpaceX)
-Polymarket
-Riyadh Season
-Scotts
-IonQ
-Exodus
-Stake
-Budweiser
-Easypost
-Superfile
-New Amsterdam
-Ram Trucks
-Crowdstrike
June 15, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Advertisers on the octagon at Trump’s UFC Freedom 250 event include:
-Meta
-Crypto.com
-Anduril
-World Liberty Financial
-Starlink (SpaceX)
-Polymarket
-Riyadh Season
-Scotts
-IonQ
-Exodus
-Stake
-Budweiser
-Easypost
-Superfile
-New Amsterdam
-Ram Trucks
-Crowdstrike
-Meta
-Crypto.com
-Anduril
-World Liberty Financial
-Starlink (SpaceX)
-Polymarket
-Riyadh Season
-Scotts
-IonQ
-Exodus
-Stake
-Budweiser
-Easypost
-Superfile
-New Amsterdam
-Ram Trucks
-Crowdstrike
In the past three years Microsoft has had some of the most severe coding fuckups in their entire history.
It's literally not even close. Not just Windows, but mission-critical utilities like Crowdstrike.
If that's not vibe-coding related, it's a hell of a coincidence.
It's literally not even close. Not just Windows, but mission-critical utilities like Crowdstrike.
If that's not vibe-coding related, it's a hell of a coincidence.
2024 CrowdStrike-related IT outages - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
April 22, 2026 at 7:42 PM
In the past three years Microsoft has had some of the most severe coding fuckups in their entire history.
It's literally not even close. Not just Windows, but mission-critical utilities like Crowdstrike.
If that's not vibe-coding related, it's a hell of a coincidence.
It's literally not even close. Not just Windows, but mission-critical utilities like Crowdstrike.
If that's not vibe-coding related, it's a hell of a coincidence.
Had to share this here lmao
July 19, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Had to share this here lmao
Hello, security engineer that has installed CrowdStrike on thousands of computers.
A thread on the outage and what is exactly happening.
Here’s a quick explainer on what *seems* to be the cause of the CrowdStrike outage and why it happened so quickly.
A thread on the outage and what is exactly happening.
Here’s a quick explainer on what *seems* to be the cause of the CrowdStrike outage and why it happened so quickly.
July 19, 2024 at 9:21 AM
Hello, security engineer that has installed CrowdStrike on thousands of computers.
A thread on the outage and what is exactly happening.
Here’s a quick explainer on what *seems* to be the cause of the CrowdStrike outage and why it happened so quickly.
A thread on the outage and what is exactly happening.
Here’s a quick explainer on what *seems* to be the cause of the CrowdStrike outage and why it happened so quickly.
Crowdstrike BSOD but only for machines running agents
See, we don't need an AI kill switch, we just need a coordinated network of backhoes
Thousands of US flights disrupted after fibre cable accidentally cut
September 21, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Crowdstrike BSOD but only for machines running agents
George Kurtz, CEO of Crowdstrike, crashing his Crowdstrike car in the Crowdstrike 24 Hours of Spa. Still nowhere close to his worst moment over the last year with the company.
June 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
George Kurtz, CEO of Crowdstrike, crashing his Crowdstrike car in the Crowdstrike 24 Hours of Spa. Still nowhere close to his worst moment over the last year with the company.
