alright everyone!!! let's get Quadrupedal!!!! [horrible wet bone crunching noises]
September 27, 2026 at 12:03 AM
alright everyone!!! let's get Quadrupedal!!!! [horrible wet bone crunching noises]
Unmatched crunching 🫡
March 7, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Unmatched crunching 🫡
Number crunching: AI safety
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
September 25, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Number crunching: AI safety
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
crunching last min gachi charms. enjins yaoi hands
January 20, 2026 at 7:54 AM
crunching last min gachi charms. enjins yaoi hands
(sounds of plastic crunching… and belly gurgles)
June 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
(sounds of plastic crunching… and belly gurgles)
i’m crunching some numbers here and i’m not liking what i’m seeing
Sora 2 apparently cost something like $5 billion to run every year and so far made OpenAI around $1.4 million.
February 10, 2026 at 10:51 PM
i’m crunching some numbers here and i’m not liking what i’m seeing
been crunching some numbers and can't help but notice there's a lot of us and only one of him
February 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
been crunching some numbers and can't help but notice there's a lot of us and only one of him
wiretap recording: *15 minutes of noisy crunching and chewing*
“ok now see if the envelope fits in the bag”
“thank u mayor”
“ok now see if the envelope fits in the bag”
“thank u mayor”
August 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
wiretap recording: *15 minutes of noisy crunching and chewing*
“ok now see if the envelope fits in the bag”
“thank u mayor”
“ok now see if the envelope fits in the bag”
“thank u mayor”
CW:Cruel Pred, fatal vore, crunching, bones
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These gay ass cats :3
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These gay ass cats :3
September 25, 2026 at 6:29 PM
CW:Cruel Pred, fatal vore, crunching, bones
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These gay ass cats :3
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These gay ass cats :3
Number crunching: Parliamentary petitions
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
December 5, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Number crunching: Parliamentary petitions
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
Noise cancellation need to figure out a way to cancel the sound of me crunching
November 28, 2024 at 7:13 AM
Noise cancellation need to figure out a way to cancel the sound of me crunching
REACHER: I need help with my iPhone
SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo?
REACHER: how can I tell
SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo
*extremely loud crunching noise*
REACHER: it’s the duo
SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo?
REACHER: how can I tell
SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo
*extremely loud crunching noise*
REACHER: it’s the duo
September 10, 2026 at 2:58 AM
REACHER: I need help with my iPhone
SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo?
REACHER: how can I tell
SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo
*extremely loud crunching noise*
REACHER: it’s the duo
SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo?
REACHER: how can I tell
SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo
*extremely loud crunching noise*
REACHER: it’s the duo
After crunching the data I’m downgrading the USA’s rating to Fucked Up
October 27, 2025 at 6:08 AM
After crunching the data I’m downgrading the USA’s rating to Fucked Up
[Loud crunching.]
March 7, 2026 at 2:27 AM
[Loud crunching.]
Number crunching: “Reform is now the party of workers”
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
July 9, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Number crunching: “Reform is now the party of workers”
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
Number crunching: Iran war
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
April 17, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Number crunching: Iran war
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
I'm such a happy Gamma lately 🥰
Gammamon Digimon Crunching Ice
Alt: Gammamon Digimon Crunching Ice
static.klipy.com
September 28, 2026 at 9:14 AM
I'm such a happy Gamma lately 🥰
November 30, 2024 at 1:31 AM
“Shhh! Knock off that crunching noise! … Pass it on!”
January 9, 2026 at 12:08 PM
“Shhh! Knock off that crunching noise! … Pass it on!”
Number crunching: Sadiq Khan’s knighthood
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
January 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Number crunching: Sadiq Khan’s knighthood
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
July 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Number crunching: Nigel Farage and the BBC
From the latest Private Eye, out now.
From the latest Private Eye, out now.
June 15, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Number crunching: Nigel Farage and the BBC
From the latest Private Eye, out now.
From the latest Private Eye, out now.
The year is 2457, humanity is long gone, generative AIs keep crunching out articles "Biden is old"
For the most part, leading Democrats are ducking what is fast becoming the first real litmus test of the 2028 campaign: former President Biden's mental acuity.
Dems confront the first real litmus test of 2028: Biden's mental acuity
Some Democrats argue their leaders aren’t owning up to the truth about Biden — and risk keeping the issue alive indefinitely.
www.politico.com
May 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The year is 2457, humanity is long gone, generative AIs keep crunching out articles "Biden is old"