March 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Or Wesley Snipes' character releasing all the bad guys from the CryoPrison in Demolition Man.
January 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Or Wesley Snipes' character releasing all the bad guys from the CryoPrison in Demolition Man.
SoCal is now in the time period of after John Spartan was put into cryoprison but before Simon Phoenix breaks out of cryoprison. Things look bad now, but soon all restaurants will be Taco Bell so cheer up!
September 13, 2024 at 8:17 PM
SoCal is now in the time period of after John Spartan was put into cryoprison but before Simon Phoenix breaks out of cryoprison. Things look bad now, but soon all restaurants will be Taco Bell so cheer up!
Barbie is sentenced to a state of frozen incarceration known as "CryoPrison". When she is finally thawed 36 years later, it's 2061, and Los Angeles is now a pacifist utopia called San Angeles. But with Ken again on the loose, Barbie must team up with future cop Skipper to apprehend the killer.
January 12, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Barbie is sentenced to a state of frozen incarceration known as "CryoPrison". When she is finally thawed 36 years later, it's 2061, and Los Angeles is now a pacifist utopia called San Angeles. But with Ken again on the loose, Barbie must team up with future cop Skipper to apprehend the killer.
taking a world central kitchen helicopter to the secret cryoprison they keep stan mcchrystal in to break him out for one last counterinsurgency operation
April 4, 2025 at 6:52 AM
taking a world central kitchen helicopter to the secret cryoprison they keep stan mcchrystal in to break him out for one last counterinsurgency operation
Look, this is called Braindance in Cyberpunk 2020 or the cryoprison in Demolition Man. Once again, a certain kind of guy watched or read sci-fi things in the 1990s and took all the wrong lessons.
Just because things don’t exist doesn’t mean people can’t grift about it.
Just because things don’t exist doesn’t mean people can’t grift about it.
oh my god now there's a "future of prison" startup that says it will use AI and brain implants to plant fake memories into the brains of criminals, "rehabilitating" them in minutes instead of years and I am going to spend the rest of the day screaming now
sciencetimes.com/articles/509...
sciencetimes.com/articles/509...
Cognify: Revolutionary Prison Concept Uses AI and Brain Implants to Fast-Track Criminal Rehabilitation
Discover how AI and brain implants are transforming rehabilitation. Read more on Cognify's innovative prison concept now!
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June 27, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Look, this is called Braindance in Cyberpunk 2020 or the cryoprison in Demolition Man. Once again, a certain kind of guy watched or read sci-fi things in the 1990s and took all the wrong lessons.
Just because things don’t exist doesn’t mean people can’t grift about it.
Just because things don’t exist doesn’t mean people can’t grift about it.
Basically, its the future and a guy gets jailed for a crime he didn't do so tries to escape, which gets him decades in cryoprison added on. He tries to escape again. and the same.
Ends with him finally escaping and reaching his daughter as she dies of old age. Then he lets himself be shot by cops.
Ends with him finally escaping and reaching his daughter as she dies of old age. Then he lets himself be shot by cops.
December 4, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Basically, its the future and a guy gets jailed for a crime he didn't do so tries to escape, which gets him decades in cryoprison added on. He tries to escape again. and the same.
Ends with him finally escaping and reaching his daughter as she dies of old age. Then he lets himself be shot by cops.
Ends with him finally escaping and reaching his daughter as she dies of old age. Then he lets himself be shot by cops.
Today's EMPOWERED vol.11 webcomic page briefly cuts away to the Glassbreak cryoprison facility, where all is NOT well: www.empoweredcomic.com//volume-11-p...
November 24, 2023 at 2:38 PM
Today's EMPOWERED vol.11 webcomic page briefly cuts away to the Glassbreak cryoprison facility, where all is NOT well: www.empoweredcomic.com//volume-11-p...
I get the "use plain speech" argument, especially if you're talking about someone like Jeffries. But it's weird coming from Obama. Like, have you been in a cryoprison these last few years of sliding into fascism, dude? Was *this* what awoke you from your Spotify playlist slumber?
May 6, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I get the "use plain speech" argument, especially if you're talking about someone like Jeffries. But it's weird coming from Obama. Like, have you been in a cryoprison these last few years of sliding into fascism, dude? Was *this* what awoke you from your Spotify playlist slumber?
wywhs 4 but it’s set up after they found hester’s cryoprison, but still looking for aubrey’s. hester missing her wife is somehow very similar to warren’s behavior
January 12, 2025 at 7:18 AM
wywhs 4 but it’s set up after they found hester’s cryoprison, but still looking for aubrey’s. hester missing her wife is somehow very similar to warren’s behavior
bro they put stanley mcchrystal in a secret cryoprison for responsibly drinking bud light lime with his crew in a hotel lobby
Pete Hegseth says the suspension of the Army pilots who flew near Kid Rock’s house has been lifted.
“No punishment. No investigation. Carry on, patriots. 🇺🇸”
“No punishment. No investigation. Carry on, patriots. 🇺🇸”
March 31, 2026 at 10:47 PM
bro they put stanley mcchrystal in a secret cryoprison for responsibly drinking bud light lime with his crew in a hotel lobby
this already happens with natural organ donors as it is. time to impart stimulus to lab grown livers like they are in a demolition man cryoprison
November 30, 2024 at 6:07 PM
this already happens with natural organ donors as it is. time to impart stimulus to lab grown livers like they are in a demolition man cryoprison
the question is who took care of waffles when aubrey (and presumably hester) was in cryoprison?
December 22, 2024 at 10:51 AM
the question is who took care of waffles when aubrey (and presumably hester) was in cryoprison?
Gonna be a fine evening then.
a man is giving a thumbs up while standing in front of a wall
Alt: A man wearing a futuristic US police uniform is standing in front of a wall mounted ticket dispenser. It gives him a ticket for every time he swears. He's collecting many tickets as the company toilets do not have toilet paper.
The man is Sergeant John Sparta, a dedicated, yet unconventional cop from the 1990s, who is thawed out of CryoPrison in 2032 (for a crime he did not commit), he is told that Simon Phoenix, the psychopathic killer who was incarcerated with him, is on the loose and must be stopped at any cost.
The film is Demolition Man (1993)
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April 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Gonna be a fine evening then.
josé andrés if you're listening, now is the time for the world clandestine kitchen to liberate america's greatest military leader from the secret cryoprison he's been held in for the last dozen years.
March 9, 2026 at 5:37 AM
josé andrés if you're listening, now is the time for the world clandestine kitchen to liberate america's greatest military leader from the secret cryoprison he's been held in for the last dozen years.
𝗗𝗘𝗠𝗢𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗠𝗔𝗡 ＃𝟰 | 𝗙𝗲𝗯 '𝟵𝟰
Spartan is aided by Edgar Friendly's outcasts in a final conflict with Simon Phoenix and his thugs. The climax is a cryoprison free-for-all!
DC Comics | 📖
Spartan is aided by Edgar Friendly's outcasts in a final conflict with Simon Phoenix and his thugs. The climax is a cryoprison free-for-all!
DC Comics | 📖
July 22, 2026 at 9:06 PM
𝗗𝗘𝗠𝗢𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗠𝗔𝗡 ＃𝟰 | 𝗙𝗲𝗯 '𝟵𝟰
Spartan is aided by Edgar Friendly's outcasts in a final conflict with Simon Phoenix and his thugs. The climax is a cryoprison free-for-all!
DC Comics | 📖
Spartan is aided by Edgar Friendly's outcasts in a final conflict with Simon Phoenix and his thugs. The climax is a cryoprison free-for-all!
DC Comics | 📖
And I'm only now realising that it's so ironic that Bryony wanted the tech to go into prisons and ended up in a cryoprison of her own (and, even more ironically, lost her arm to the same thing many people in the "nastier" cryoprisons died from)
January 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
And I'm only now realising that it's so ironic that Bryony wanted the tech to go into prisons and ended up in a cryoprison of her own (and, even more ironically, lost her arm to the same thing many people in the "nastier" cryoprisons died from)
The year is 3980 AD and the Kyranid Empire is ruled by cAIrrie, a monstrous cybernetic being formed from the original Carrie Bradshaw’s long-obsolete observations about modern dating. Only Samantha, released after millennia in cryoprison, can defeat her friend turned greatest enemy.
August 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The year is 3980 AD and the Kyranid Empire is ruled by cAIrrie, a monstrous cybernetic being formed from the original Carrie Bradshaw’s long-obsolete observations about modern dating. Only Samantha, released after millennia in cryoprison, can defeat her friend turned greatest enemy.
rumor is that they keep brian setzer in the same secret cryoprison they keep stanley mcchrystal
March 10, 2026 at 10:49 AM
rumor is that they keep brian setzer in the same secret cryoprison they keep stanley mcchrystal
this looks delicious 😭 doughsky is gonna make me get my starter out of her cryoprison
February 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
this looks delicious 😭 doughsky is gonna make me get my starter out of her cryoprison
Donald Trump os channeling Simon Phoenix as he lets loose some truly despicable people back into society who should have remained frozen in their cryoprison cells. #PapaJohn
March 9, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Donald Trump os channeling Simon Phoenix as he lets loose some truly despicable people back into society who should have remained frozen in their cryoprison cells. #PapaJohn
So dramatic. I just asked you to get ice from the lobby ice machine.
January 12, 2025 at 9:24 AM
So dramatic. I just asked you to get ice from the lobby ice machine.
Good thing the cryoprison in the garage is stocked. May have to pull out that brisket I bought in 2005 before the world ended and market crashed. Lol
August 22, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Good thing the cryoprison in the garage is stocked. May have to pull out that brisket I bought in 2005 before the world ended and market crashed. Lol