The Cryptkeeper on commentary: PAIN have SCARED a GHOUL against SCARGENTINA
July 19, 2026 at 9:43 PM
The Cryptkeeper on commentary: PAIN have SCARED a GHOUL against SCARGENTINA
Got cryptkeeper dysphoria, born a boy but I transitioned to a ghoul yeeheeeheeheeheee
June 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Got cryptkeeper dysphoria, born a boy but I transitioned to a ghoul yeeheeeheeheeheee
cryptkeeper side piece ass blowout
May 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
cryptkeeper side piece ass blowout
Tales From The Hood is such an unsung classic, and Clarence Williams III performance as the cryptkeeper of the whole shebang, is so great.
Today’s great performance in a horror film, overlooked outside of horror fans: Clarence Williams III in Tales From The Hood. The epitome of understanding the assignment, and surpassing what was necessary.
September 26, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Tales From The Hood is such an unsung classic, and Clarence Williams III performance as the cryptkeeper of the whole shebang, is so great.
Chilling with the boys
October 31, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Chilling with the boys
i don't think the cryptkeeper should be joking around about that kinda stuff
May 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
i don't think the cryptkeeper should be joking around about that kinda stuff
Ghoul legacy
February 20, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Ghoul legacy
THE CRYPTKEEPER BUT HE'S EVEN MORE OF A BITCH: oh ho ho! looks like the GHOULS are fighting! eheheheheh!
July 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
THE CRYPTKEEPER BUT HE'S EVEN MORE OF A BITCH: oh ho ho! looks like the GHOULS are fighting! eheheheheh!
They’re making the Cryptkeeper woke. He’s gonna say “boils, ghouls and slay/phlegms.” It was on the news.
July 13, 2026 at 11:35 PM
They’re making the Cryptkeeper woke. He’s gonna say “boils, ghouls and slay/phlegms.” It was on the news.
/in a The Cryptkeeper voice
March 8, 2026 at 9:43 PM
/in a The Cryptkeeper voice
At this point just have the news read by The Cryptkeeper.
January 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
At this point just have the news read by The Cryptkeeper.
ME: Wonder what the best way to cook these gluten-free chicken nuggets is
CELEBRITY TV CHEF THE CRYPTKEEPER: Simply cook them in your SCARE DIE-er with a spritz of BOIL, kiddies!! Heeheeheeheeeee!!
ME: So that’s “air fryer” and “oil” I assume
CELEBRITY TV CHEF THE CRYPTKEEPER: Yes
ME: Ok
CELEBRITY TV CHEF THE CRYPTKEEPER: Simply cook them in your SCARE DIE-er with a spritz of BOIL, kiddies!! Heeheeheeheeeee!!
ME: So that’s “air fryer” and “oil” I assume
CELEBRITY TV CHEF THE CRYPTKEEPER: Yes
ME: Ok
June 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
ME: Wonder what the best way to cook these gluten-free chicken nuggets is
CELEBRITY TV CHEF THE CRYPTKEEPER: Simply cook them in your SCARE DIE-er with a spritz of BOIL, kiddies!! Heeheeheeheeeee!!
ME: So that’s “air fryer” and “oil” I assume
CELEBRITY TV CHEF THE CRYPTKEEPER: Yes
ME: Ok
CELEBRITY TV CHEF THE CRYPTKEEPER: Simply cook them in your SCARE DIE-er with a spritz of BOIL, kiddies!! Heeheeheeheeeee!!
ME: So that’s “air fryer” and “oil” I assume
CELEBRITY TV CHEF THE CRYPTKEEPER: Yes
ME: Ok
I'm not slut shaming Olivia Nuzzi, I'm just saying that if you find a Nazi Cryptkeeper hot we don't need to understand each other
October 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I'm not slut shaming Olivia Nuzzi, I'm just saying that if you find a Nazi Cryptkeeper hot we don't need to understand each other
Trump’s hands are so old, the Cryptkeeper uses them as a before photo.
June 16, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Trump’s hands are so old, the Cryptkeeper uses them as a before photo.
How does every photo of RFK Jr look worse than the last? He’s going to be full on Cryptkeeper by December
We all want our families and communities to be healthy, but the MAHA agenda pushes junk science, like ending vaccine guidance that has saved millions of lives. Now, RFK Jr. fired the CDC director for following evidence-backed science. www.reuters.com/legal/litiga...
Fired CDC director clashed with Kennedy on vaccine policy
Susan Monarez was fired after resisting changes to vaccine policy that were advanced by Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and that she believed contradicted scientific evidence, a close associate said.
www.reuters.com
August 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
How does every photo of RFK Jr look worse than the last? He’s going to be full on Cryptkeeper by December
This new Cryptkeeper sucks
March 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This new Cryptkeeper sucks
(apologies to cryptkeeper tbh)
May 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
(apologies to cryptkeeper tbh)
The Cryptkeeper has come to Tubi.
All seven seasons of HBO's classic horror anthology series TALES FROM THE CRYPT are now streaming for free on Tubi!
All seven seasons of HBO's classic horror anthology series TALES FROM THE CRYPT are now streaming for free on Tubi!
July 27, 2026 at 1:40 PM
The Cryptkeeper has come to Tubi.
All seven seasons of HBO's classic horror anthology series TALES FROM THE CRYPT are now streaming for free on Tubi!
All seven seasons of HBO's classic horror anthology series TALES FROM THE CRYPT are now streaming for free on Tubi!
RFK doesn’t have a single real friend in his life who can tell him “dude you look like the cryptkeeper”
December 9, 2025 at 10:41 AM
RFK doesn’t have a single real friend in his life who can tell him “dude you look like the cryptkeeper”
I have discovered tubi so I think my spooky season is going to be filled with unsolved mysteries, tales from the cryptkeeper and beyond belief, heheheheeheee
Beyond Belief Witches Brew
ALT: Beyond Belief Witches Brew
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September 21, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I have discovered tubi so I think my spooky season is going to be filled with unsolved mysteries, tales from the cryptkeeper and beyond belief, heheheheeheee