the only cryptobro I would give my money.
November 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
the only cryptobro I would give my money.
Oh the frabjous day when blocking became a thing. In one swell foop, the earliest cryptobro user base was shunned to oblivion.
September 25, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Oh the frabjous day when blocking became a thing. In one swell foop, the earliest cryptobro user base was shunned to oblivion.
DOWN GOES CRYPTOBRO! DOWN GOES CRYPTOBRO!
NBC called it for Stratton!
March 18, 2026 at 1:56 AM
DOWN GOES CRYPTOBRO! DOWN GOES CRYPTOBRO!
Studying market analysis = reading cryptobro blogs and listening to their podcasts
February 5, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Studying market analysis = reading cryptobro blogs and listening to their podcasts
Les cryptobro sont aussi bêtes qu'ils en ont l'air.
Masculinité toxique...
Masculinité toxique...
🏀 Des basketteuses américaines victimes de jets de sex-toys pendant les matchs
Un mystérieux site de cryptomonnaies revendique une opération promotionnelle.
En savoir plus 👇
Un mystérieux site de cryptomonnaies revendique une opération promotionnelle.
En savoir plus 👇
Des basketteuses américaines victimes de jets de sex-toys pendant les matchs
Depuis fin juillet, plusieurs rencontres de WNBA ont été interrompues par des spectateurs lançant des sex-toys sur le terrain. Un mystérieux site de cryptomonnaies revendique une opération promotionnelle.
www.liberation.fr
August 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Les cryptobro sont aussi bêtes qu'ils en ont l'air.
Masculinité toxique...
Masculinité toxique...
Did Trump and Musk engage in insider trading?
Even the their cryptobro lapdogs smell a rat?
Even the their cryptobro lapdogs smell a rat?
January 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Did Trump and Musk engage in insider trading?
Even the their cryptobro lapdogs smell a rat?
Even the their cryptobro lapdogs smell a rat?
I hope they turn Goldfinger into a cryptobro
May 30, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I hope they turn Goldfinger into a cryptobro
Vendedora de biblias o cryptobro? How are we feeling today?
April 7, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Vendedora de biblias o cryptobro? How are we feeling today?
GenZ Männer sind entweder so Fuckboy Mullets mit lackierte Fingernägel oder Cryptobro Brokkoli Köpfe mit Pufferweste dazwischen gibt es nichts
May 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
GenZ Männer sind entweder so Fuckboy Mullets mit lackierte Fingernägel oder Cryptobro Brokkoli Köpfe mit Pufferweste dazwischen gibt es nichts
Sorry i saw a cryptobro with a johnny silverhand pfp
June 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Sorry i saw a cryptobro with a johnny silverhand pfp
Bluesky was literally meant to be a cryptobro social network for grifters, LinkedIn sludge, and libertarians who know way too much about age of consent laws.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
Can you think of examples where people use technologies differently from what the developers intended, whether unintentionally or as an act of resistance?
February 15, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Bluesky was literally meant to be a cryptobro social network for grifters, LinkedIn sludge, and libertarians who know way too much about age of consent laws.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
Él Estafó a un Cryptobro Despistado.
February 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Él Estafó a un Cryptobro Despistado.
Cryptobro should be the next bond villain name
May 30, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Cryptobro should be the next bond villain name
this shit is worse than cryptobro spam, they all think prompting is normal language lol
"llm parsing" it's called natural language you've been doing it all your life. Just ask a question in the search bar the way you would've done it the first time you encountered a computer as a little kid and didn't know what keyword search is yet
May 21, 2026 at 5:49 PM
this shit is worse than cryptobro spam, they all think prompting is normal language lol
So technocrat cryptobro former mayor Eric Adams just apparently (allegedly) rugpull defrauded his cryptocurrency memecoin investors, and genuinely the only surprising part is that he didn't do it while he was still in office.
Eric Adams, former NYC mayor, launched a memecoin (cryptocurrency) today. He marketed it as an “NYC Token” and used media appearances and his social media to promote it.
Within hours, Adams then drained its liquidity, apparently having scammed investors out of $3.4 million—a move called a rug pull.
Within hours, Adams then drained its liquidity, apparently having scammed investors out of $3.4 million—a move called a rug pull.
January 13, 2026 at 5:02 AM
So technocrat cryptobro former mayor Eric Adams just apparently (allegedly) rugpull defrauded his cryptocurrency memecoin investors, and genuinely the only surprising part is that he didn't do it while he was still in office.
mein ai waifu sabinegpt ist mit einem pufferjacken cryptobro durchgebrannt
August 27, 2025 at 6:57 AM
mein ai waifu sabinegpt ist mit einem pufferjacken cryptobro durchgebrannt
Real talk: Marx would be a cryptobro.
December 7, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Real talk: Marx would be a cryptobro.
digital service taxes to shareholder agreements, from the war on proxy advisors to the drop in IPOs in favor of private markets; from gov't stakes in Intel & rare earth mineral mining to DOGE, from Palantir DHS/DoD contracts to taking Twitter private, from Ellison-backed M&A to cryptobro pardons
September 24, 2026 at 8:39 PM
digital service taxes to shareholder agreements, from the war on proxy advisors to the drop in IPOs in favor of private markets; from gov't stakes in Intel & rare earth mineral mining to DOGE, from Palantir DHS/DoD contracts to taking Twitter private, from Ellison-backed M&A to cryptobro pardons
I like making the bat boy cryptobro a fat greedy man
December 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I like making the bat boy cryptobro a fat greedy man
Anda, another YouTuber cryptobro rompiendo en nazi. Poned cara de asombro.
January 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Anda, another YouTuber cryptobro rompiendo en nazi. Poned cara de asombro.
Warum ist der spielsüchtige Cryptobro nicht mehr bei RBTV?
August 15, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Warum ist der spielsüchtige Cryptobro nicht mehr bei RBTV?
-Bienvenido, Manuel, esta es tu casa, ¿a qué te dedicas?
-Soy cryptobró.
-Esa es la puerta, Manuel, no toques una cigala.
-Soy cryptobró.
-Esa es la puerta, Manuel, no toques una cigala.
December 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
-Bienvenido, Manuel, esta es tu casa, ¿a qué te dedicas?
-Soy cryptobró.
-Esa es la puerta, Manuel, no toques una cigala.
-Soy cryptobró.
-Esa es la puerta, Manuel, no toques una cigala.
If a cryptobro buys it, it's not art
November 21, 2024 at 6:35 PM
If a cryptobro buys it, it's not art
me when im an ape cryptobro
August 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
me when im an ape cryptobro
al cryptobro no hay que tenerle pena
February 15, 2025 at 11:31 AM
al cryptobro no hay que tenerle pena