#cultoframencatholicism
April 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I need as many members of the #cultoframencatholicism to move to Minnesota (Twin Cities), so I can have an IRL D&D Group. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
October 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Should the #cultoframencatholicism compound have a mini-golf course?
October 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Buy #paramount for me & I promise to uncancel Colbert. #cultoframencatholicism
July 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I really, really need to achieve Apotheosis so I can Smite some bitches. #cultoframencatholicism #iamabadquaker
February 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Starting a secret "new religious movement" (3 minute video). #cultoframencatholicism #vldl

https://youtu.be/px1Bbu6fERA?si=JyTSf4CSetFtIgKg
March 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
What are you bringing to the #cultoframencatholicism bake sale slash yard sale?

It's happening in my head.
July 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
April 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Sorry I haven't been around much, my brain has the blahs. Love you friends, especially #Monsterdon & #cultoframencatholicism & people who share cool pics.
October 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The #cultoframencatholicism is currently mining the D&D homebrew Muppetborn race to create new theology.

Be a Hand, Become a God.
July 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
New sacrament just dropped from the #cultoframencatholicism

Dip your favorite carbs into #gravy in memory of the memes we made together.
July 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I have added #manicpixiedreamenby to my official titles in the #cultoframencatholicism. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
August 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
You know what?

If Shitler & the ultra-wealthy can have a meme coin, then the People deserve a #memecult.

#cultoframencatholicism #uspol #makeamericaaburdagain
June 14, 2025 at 5:32 AM
The #cultoframencatholicism should probably offer classes on 'Meditation for ADHD' so I'm looking for a volunteer to -- oh look, I just found a cool rock!
August 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Attention: #Monsterdon and the #cultoframencatholicism

@Taweret is now the Patron Saint of 'Community Building through Shitty Movies.'

Congratulations & remember to keep track of your own damn title(s)!
June 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Anyone got a couple million USD to buy me ... er, us ... a compound for the #cultoframencatholicism ?

https://www.landsearch.com/properties/1342-jansen-ave-se-hanover-mn-55313/4450326
June 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Notice: the #cultoframencatholicism is now accepting Offler-style worship - send the Essence of your favorite foods unto Me & then go ahead and eat the physical remains of My feast.
June 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
If you send me all the monies, not only will I build us a compound, but I will also hire Stephen Colbert & Evie McGee-Colbert to come play D&D with us.

#cultoframencatholicism
July 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The #cultoframencatholicism is "faith-based" in that you can have faith in just about anything: Cats, Nature, Magic, your Personal Jesus, the Stupidity of Humanity, vague Universal Energies, Yourself, Nothing, and, of course, Absurdity.
August 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Aight, friends and members of the #cultoframencatholicism - it's pretty obvious that I'm gonna be a shitposting Trickster god when I achieve apotheosis ... but tricksters are a dime a dozen these days.

What should my godly backup career be?
February 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Ok, but seriously, the #cultoframencatholicism is an #absurdist attempt to heal the #spiritualabuse I (and many of others around here, apparently) have experienced.

And a thinly veiled attempt to take money from billionaires, but I'm not very good at that part yet.
August 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Y'all. I found the perfect home for the #cultoframencatholicism but it's already off the market ☹️

TL;DR: Creepy ass haunted historical hotel in the Catskill Mountains that needs a shit load of structural & cosmetic work. But that's what cultists are for, right? […]
Original post on mindly.social
mindly.social
February 16, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Reminder that it's ok to shop as ethically as you can reasonably afford. If there is no ethical consumerism under capitalism, we shouldn't beat ourselves (or each other) for doing as best as we can.

This is the Word of the #cultoframencatholicism so, anyone who disagrees can go to Heck!
February 18, 2025 at 5:56 AM