#cuniform
cuniform maybe?? okay i gotta get back to work
September 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
First World Empire,Akkadian
2330 B.C- Empire, Mesopotamia
between the Tigris& Euphrates
notable-Cuniform-origins, Literature-Mathmatics-Astronomy-Law
May 28, 2026 at 6:59 AM
I A MGOING TO INVENT CUNIFORM
September 25, 2026 at 1:49 PM
"We are in our business for 5,000 years!"
September 27, 2026 at 7:51 AM
tfw I show up to your tournament wreathed in the protection of Anu, smashing your magic like a bad pot. Ruinous on the field, don't fuck with this
July 26, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Chuck Grassley, 92, supports the SAVE act because it accepts birth certificates on cuniform tablets
March 19, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Crazy how all the dumb shit in this place always ends up smelling like Mesopotamian cuniform
October 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The oldest written documents we have are cuniform tablets with receipts, complaints about shitty copper pipes, and beer recipes.
I am utterly unsympathetic to “you were born to be a barbarian, not type things in an office” bullshit. so many people in history would have dropped everything to have email jobs and only do what they were actually doing in immersive simulations.
April 6, 2026 at 12:22 PM
And not to leave out dogs!

Have this this Mesopotamian tile from 2200 BCE with both Cuniform and dog paw prints on ig
April 8, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Hobby Lobby pilfering rare antiquities is damn funny, man. Like they have everything they need to make a really good scale replica and they're sending Arnold Toht to steal cuniform tablets from the Tigris
July 15, 2024 at 5:22 PM
God. Someone should do something about this Ea Nasir guy. Has anyone informed the BBB?
December 13, 2024 at 6:41 PM
I mean cuniform has been around since 3200 BC.
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 AM
PS I asked AI about this cuniform and it said it appears to be AI generated lol
August 1, 2026 at 12:44 AM
From about 1200 BCE. Too bad some people have forgotten how to make peace treaties...

Turkey uncovers cuniform tablet fragment of oldest Egypt-Hittite peace treaty | The Jerusalem Post

https://www.jpost.com/archaeology/article-909698
Turkey uncovers cuniform tablet fragment of oldest Egypt-Hittite peace treaty | The Jerusalem Post
The fragment, found at the ancient Hittite capital of Hattusha, contains provisions on people fleeing between Egypt and Hatti and the protection of their homes.
www.jpost.com
September 27, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I’m doing my Ghost Stories talk in New York!!*

*via Zoom
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Not going to dunk on that post but you didn't chip out cuniform characters for hours.

You made a clay sheet probably from the nearby river, wrote what you needed to in the wet and let it dry.

Easier to do than in a paper based society.
June 16, 2026 at 4:17 AM
beautiful day for GUTTER
July 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
The earliest known formal school was developed in Egypt's 2061-2010 BC where they learned how to read and write.

Only royal offspring and sons of the rich and professionals, such as scribes, physicians, and temple administrators, were schooled.

The cuneiform script took many years to master.
May 16, 2024 at 12:32 PM
This seems to be popular. It might make me feel obliged to actually finish it. I think the next verse in the original is the one about Babylonic cuniform and Caractacus's uniform, and there are easy pickings there.
September 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
There, I fixed it.
September 5, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Proto dril
June 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Dated to at least 1730 BC, the three larger cuniform tablets mostly contain descriptions of stews; the smallest, from a later period, speaks of a broth.

"Out of 100s of 1000s of cuneiform documents, they are the only food recipes that exist," Jean Bottéro said. "We don't have an explanation."
November 22, 2024 at 11:18 AM
shits more incomprehensible than cuniform
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 AM
fucking cuniform
July 24, 2026 at 4:11 PM