No I don’t want BOGO hibatchi noodle, I want to cuntpunch someone across the parking lot >.<

PSA:

it’s *always* okay to not return somebody’s feelings for you, whatever sort of feelings they may be, and to tell them you aren’t interested, and ask them to redirect those feelings appropriately ✅

…*as long as you’re not a staggeringly condescending robot cuntpunch while you do so* 💀

Hilariously, recent developments make my situation even more parallel to this one, and it remains true, if not even truer than before.
The point isn’t catching them. The point is having feelings worth writing about.
It sucks he ended up being a condescending cuntpunch, but.
I got NOVELS out of it. 🤷🏻‍♀️

FIST FUCK F@G

This visiting horny lad spent his lunchtime punching my cunt!

The sleazy fuck unloaded over my hole and just kept #FISTING cunt deep!
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#FistFuck #Cumdump #NoLoadRefused #FistPig #CuntPunch #GapeMe #FistMe #RuinMe #ff #fist
@Fistingpigs

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Looking for strangers #FIST collabs! Very Hungry hole!

Hole training needed!

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#Fisting #FistFuck #Cumdump #NoLoadRefused #FistPig #SloppyHole #CuntPunch
#GapeMe #FistMe #RuinMe #GreedyHole #ff #fist
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I didn't turn the sound on last night so I was going by the captions but ohmygods, can I cuntpunch this dumb bitch please?

Her head is obviously very empty, I could probably rocket her directly into the sun if I believe in myself hard enough.

I would also like to cuntpunch anyone who acts like having an illness requires "bravery". No. Running into a burning building required me to be brave, because I had a choice. My joints and organs just swell and I deal with it, whether I am brave or not, and if I die it's not because I was not brave

Maybe she shouldn't gloat so much...
#WrestlingWomen #WrestlingGirls #WrestlingLadies #Cuntbusting #Cuntbust #Lowblow #CuntPunch #Humiliation #Ryona #WrestlingLowBlow

"I'm gonna cuntpunch you so hard, you're gonna double as a hand puppet!"

To celebrate the impending return of my beloved detectives, I finally got my brain in gear and finished Dulcie.
#deadloch

But I just had an energy drink, I DID load up on weapons, and I'm just gonna keep coming at this absolute kidney stone cuntpunch of a motherfucker over and over and over again until I fucking win.

That is definitely the case with nearby Cuntpunch Mountain

She needs some of my special cuntpunch..

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Some days only a strangers #FIST will satisfy the hungry hole!

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wife was agog about crystal palace winning their 2nd trophy in 130 years and then losing the cas appeal felt like a cuntpunch... i dont keep up with cpfc socials but if i did i would be insaneposting that dougie freedman fucking up the email admin & then leaving for saudi arabia is some sketchy shit

Despite the facts that:
-I am on the Angry Agony Days of my period rn,
AND
-my mom spent the day being an absolute waffle iron cuntpunch of a human,
AND
-I kept having intrusive thoughts about it,
I did NOT scoop up a handful of menstrual horrors and slap her across the face with it, even once! 😀🩸💥

Welp, say goodbye to my Colorado cloudscape time lapses for a while, y’all! 🥲 I’m missing out on filming a gorgeously silver sky today 😭😭 because I’m attempting to point the time lapse camera down through my porch slats to get proof of my cuntpunch neighbors breaking the lease by smoking on it. 🙃🤞🏻💨✨

Her name was Cuntpunch Thighpussy Breastchomper Bellyngton III