#currentyear
Welp, with id and BioWare getting shit canned we're back to only two genders as cishet white male god intended: "Sportgame Currentyear" and "Yell Racial Slurs at Shootmen".

Thank White Jesus we finally got Integrity in Games Journalism, right?

Enjoy your loot boxes, you pieces of shit.
November 1, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I wonder if 2038 will finally be the year that people stop aggressively asserting the misinformation that "$currentyear is the year of the Linux Desktop"...
October 16, 2026 at 10:04 PM
September 23, 2026 at 2:10 AM
none of us could have foreseen the troubling geopolitical situation of #currentyear… we as a nation will have to navigate these troubled waters as best we can. Please don’t read my column from the Wall Street journal opinion section titled “god-king Trump, the time for war is now” from 6 months ago.
September 21, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Its because the vatican is like institutionally bad, institutionally evil.

Meanwhile protestant denominations are high on bath salts and finding novel numerological reasons to why books in the bible point to the trans demons coming to kill them in $currentyear.
September 20, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Setting up my new laptop may have taken just shy of 24 hours but I'm happy with how unbothered I was by the hardships thrown my way. Plus, I'm glad I was able to find a build with powerful specs and no AI on it in currentyear.
September 11, 2026 at 10:36 AM
I hope everyone can find someone who's as committed to them as sony is to fumbling the bag at every possible opportunity because FUCK YOU MEAN YOU CANCELED PHYSINT AND LOST THE RACE TO FUCKING XBOX IN >CURRENTYEAR??????????
when the first real physint trailer drops im gonna be the most annoying person on earth
September 10, 2026 at 9:20 AM
the actual hell that is wanting to make movies in currentyear has to be, where it has to be tied to an existing IP to get any funding
September 5, 2026 at 4:53 AM
the first and the last of my take here is that if you're watching evangelion in currentyear you're asking for what happens, simple as
February 23, 2026 at 7:22 PM
diablo 4 looks fine, kinda rolled back the aesthetics a bit towards that edgier style, but it's a moot point because I'm not playing a blizzard diablo game in currentyear and the biggest arpg in existence right now is literally the sequel to a diablo 2 spiritual successor, so it goes
October 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
if you play one in currentyear, definitely elona+ as an entrypoint to familiarise yourself, because that's the one that has the most english language documentation and is easiest to install. if you like it a lot, I recommend OOMSESTepNC once you learn the basic loop, which feels more Designed
October 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
cannot describe to you the pure shock of seeing sherwood dungeon mentioned in the wild in currentyear
November 27, 2024 at 4:28 AM
over on tumblr I keep seeing people who I'm gonna make an educated guess probably aren't into rap using "vro" in currentyear and it just hit me that a good chunk of them are probably doing it because they assume it's like... gender neutral bro. which would be a lot
October 17, 2024 at 1:52 AM
*BLEEP*
*BLOOP*
I'm a regular human mom just like you, holding my nickels close to my beating non-metallic heart so that my spawn may prosper.
*BLOOP*
*DOT MATRIX SCREECH*
February 17, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Assigned a program to verify if credit cards were valid. One student began:

int currentYear = 2220;
int currentMonth = 12;

Time traveller? #APCSA
November 3, 2024 at 1:15 AM
I think 2025 is the first year Ive seen people preemptively hate… usually it’s ’fuck you, # currentYear#! You sucked and I’m glad you’re over!”
But I’m seeing a lot of “fuck you, 2025!” like, now.
December 21, 2024 at 6:42 PM
this isn't meant to say "there are no problems w/ society" or anything like that, quite the contrary is true in currentYear
April 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
i'm just going to be real with you all i do not think i would ever commit a violent crime in currentyear after binge watching first 48 because it seems almost fucking impossible to get away with a serious crime with modern technology
March 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
also, for the protectionists, the salaries need to be realistic. idk if it is an issue in CurrentYear but I do know pre-COVID there absolutely were companies listing jobs at salaries no one would take for the requirements and using that to get H1B workers.
December 28, 2024 at 1:23 AM
one day I'll learn how to carefully manage my intake of [currentyear] political news so that I harm my mental health at the minimum necessary to stay informed instead of just [nothing for several days] [go until I feel sick] but today is apparently not that day
March 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Prior to the 1997 house prices in the UK were between 3 and 5 years salary and now sit between 9 and 10. That median value to median income. The original data can be obtained cross referencing ONS data on the two.

www.allagents.co.uk/house-prices...
This secondary source broadly conveys the change.
Real UK House Prices 1952- 2024 in a Graph | allAgents
UK house prices from 1975 to {currentyear} adjusted for inflation in a graph.
www.allagents.co.uk
December 20, 2024 at 6:17 PM
y'know i totally forgot about this commander 2013 card but i have to say it does seem funny as fuck. like. no one would ever use this on their own lands in currentyear but the thing about it is op like mills themselves to hit some crazy lands and you go hey nice land. im takin that
August 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Aye, and a lot of those symptoms are kind of.... Well, general and things felt by a lot of people in $currentyear

We're all tired bitches ><
July 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
What do you mean {companyname}{currentyear} isn't a good password??
July 16, 2024 at 5:59 PM
It's going to be made by a group of interns in full-body Robocop cosplay who won't receive credit.

Also the release date will stay "Very confidently (CurrentYear + 1)."
October 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM