Cyberschmucks
It's bad enough we have to live under oligarchs. But these dorks?
January 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Cyberschmucks
Cybertruck owners should universally be known as Cyberschmucks
April 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Cybertruck owners should universally be known as Cyberschmucks
cyberincels, cyberschmucks
January 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
cyberincels, cyberschmucks
Cybertrucks for Cyberschmucks
February 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Cybertrucks for Cyberschmucks
so i saw this today. in the parking lot of an f45 gym. of course #cyberschmucks #elonsucks
February 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
so i saw this today. in the parking lot of an f45 gym. of course #cyberschmucks #elonsucks
the owners will be known as cyberschmucks, right?
October 21, 2023 at 6:07 PM
the owners will be known as cyberschmucks, right?
Cyberschmucks for Trump!
March 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Cyberschmucks for Trump!
Tesla has issued a recall for 63,000 cybertrucks because the headlights are too bright. Apparently Cyberschmucks can see people flipping them off from 300 yd away
October 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Tesla has issued a recall for 63,000 cybertrucks because the headlights are too bright. Apparently Cyberschmucks can see people flipping them off from 300 yd away
And lo, it was proclaimed throughout the land that henceforth all Tesla owners shall be known as cyberschmucks
November 26, 2024 at 3:42 PM
And lo, it was proclaimed throughout the land that henceforth all Tesla owners shall be known as cyberschmucks
Cyberschmucks
... Is this a thing already?
If not, can we make it one?
... Is this a thing already?
If not, can we make it one?
September 5, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Cyberschmucks
... Is this a thing already?
If not, can we make it one?
... Is this a thing already?
If not, can we make it one?
I saw 3 CyberSchmucks driving the ugliest excuse for a car by the Sunnyvale No Kings Rally. Guess what? None of them gave a honk of support.
March 30, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I saw 3 CyberSchmucks driving the ugliest excuse for a car by the Sunnyvale No Kings Rally. Guess what? None of them gave a honk of support.
cybertruck buyers are cyberschmucks 😀
December 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
cybertruck buyers are cyberschmucks 😀
Cyberschmucks find out the Cybertruck Cybersucks.
Buy "special* products, expect "special" treatment. www.torquenews.com/11826/teslas...
Tesla’s Refusal to Accept Cybertruck Trade-Ins in Canada Is Frustrating Current Owners – One Owner Says, “An Automaker Refusing Its Own Vehicle Raises Questions”
A Cybertruck owner says the EV maker is refusing to accept his trade-in request for a Cybertruck, even though he’s looking to buy a newer one. This policy is causing frustration among Cybertruck owner...
www.torquenews.com
August 20, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Cyberschmucks find out the Cybertruck Cybersucks.
CyberTrucks for CyberSchmucks
November 29, 2023 at 4:23 AM
CyberTrucks for CyberSchmucks
I'm waiting for CyberSchmucks
November 21, 2023 at 3:52 PM
I'm waiting for CyberSchmucks
One day they'll say...
"Were you one of the Cyberschmucks?"
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"Were you one of the Cyberschmucks?"
🤣
Kids, when you draw up your dream car at 5-years-old, don't build it when you become an adult. It's not cool no matter how rich you've become.
How does the biggest flop in history have a job? It's not privilege right...
supercarblondie.com/tesla-cybert...
How does the biggest flop in history have a job? It's not privilege right...
supercarblondie.com/tesla-cybert...
Experts run the numbers and declare Tesla Cybertruck as the biggest flop in US automotive history, overtaking the Ford Edsel
The Tesla Cybertruck has been labelled the 'biggest flop in US automotive history', usurping the Ford Edsel - and the numbers are pretty shocking
supercarblondie.com
July 28, 2026 at 5:56 AM
One day they'll say...
"Were you one of the Cyberschmucks?"
🤣
"Were you one of the Cyberschmucks?"
🤣
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Not only are "cybertruck buyers are cyberschmucks 😀",
nobody who is driving a cybertruck is having sex. Because, people who drive any Tesla are so unsexy that no one will have sex with them.
🌊💙 ☮️ #PamelasTeslaHouseofShame
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Not only are "cybertruck buyers are cyberschmucks 😀",
nobody who is driving a cybertruck is having sex. Because, people who drive any Tesla are so unsexy that no one will have sex with them.
🌊💙 ☮️ #PamelasTeslaHouseofShame
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December 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Not only are "cybertruck buyers are cyberschmucks 😀",
nobody who is driving a cybertruck is having sex. Because, people who drive any Tesla are so unsexy that no one will have sex with them.
🌊💙 ☮️ #PamelasTeslaHouseofShame
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Not only are "cybertruck buyers are cyberschmucks 😀",
nobody who is driving a cybertruck is having sex. Because, people who drive any Tesla are so unsexy that no one will have sex with them.
🌊💙 ☮️ #PamelasTeslaHouseofShame
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My only complaint is that it's not me bilking money from cyberschmucks
April 3, 2024 at 4:33 PM
My only complaint is that it's not me bilking money from cyberschmucks
And their drivers are Cyberschmucks.
February 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
And their drivers are Cyberschmucks.
That's why Ireland, Britain, the EU, Australia and New Zealand are smarter than the US government who is beholden to corporate money. Cybertruck buyers are narcissitic cyberschmucks 🙄😁
August 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
That's why Ireland, Britain, the EU, Australia and New Zealand are smarter than the US government who is beholden to corporate money. Cybertruck buyers are narcissitic cyberschmucks 🙄😁
Do we call Cybertruck drivers Cyberschmucks? Shouldn’t we?
March 17, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Do we call Cybertruck drivers Cyberschmucks? Shouldn’t we?
The band now has a name: The Cyberschmucks.
January 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The band now has a name: The Cyberschmucks.