#dachshunds
started the new bake off season and one of the contestants is a polyamorous drag queen. So nice to hear "he lives with his partners" and see him in his kitchen with two other men and their two dachshunds.
October 8, 2026 at 4:16 PM
There has been a fatality. Mr. Frog really pissed off a couple of dachshunds.
October 8, 2026 at 12:40 PM
They’re in for an interesting experience then.
Dachshunds have BIG personalities. You don’t own a dachshund, they own you.
October 8, 2026 at 10:10 AM
I’m a bit confused. I was talking about what dachshunds were originally bred for. Not sure they have a wild state. I may have missed something though!
October 8, 2026 at 9:56 AM
They do a daxie dash in our park sometimes, you can hear them coming from a long way away 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dachshunds Dressed as Hot Dogs Running
ALT: Dachshunds Dressed as Hot Dogs Running
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October 8, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Thousands of dachshunds and their owners arrived at Les Champs-Élysées for the Paris Sausage Walk of 2026, where the doggos wore all kinds of costumes.
Dapper Dachshunds Take Over Paris For Annual Sausage Walk — Give Them A Runway, Stat - Cuteness
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October 8, 2026 at 1:28 AM
October 8, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Count em
October 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
A friend had miniature dachshunds who were quite zealous about rodent control, but while they can be chill at home, it varies from dog to dog.
October 7, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Thanks Eyrn

Surprised anyone else remembered Renegade

That show was awful

Know what isn't awful?

Dachshunds!

You see all those doxies in Paris?

Damn I wish I was French

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October 7, 2026 at 7:07 PM
"Bugger corgis. I prefer dachshunds."
October 7, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Did you see the dachshund parade in Paris?

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Hundreds of dachshunds march down the Champs-Élysées during Paris fashion week
YouTube video by Guardian News
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October 7, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Crooked Timber || How Money Matters

https://crookedtimber.org/2026/10/07/55721/
How Money Matters
Having alighted from the bus in an industrial area I’d never been before, I found the right building and descended the stairs. As instructed by email, I rang the doorbell. I was immediately met by the two cutest dachshunds you’ve ever seen. My first words to the Westpac archivist: > “This is already the best archive ever!” ##### Pic: incredibly cute research assistant with literal puppy dog eyes This is not an open archive so I’m incredibly grateful to the archivist for having me, even though it is not a requirement of her job. Here in post-academia, this substack is a key way I fund my research. If you’re able to become a paid subscriber that will help so much. If you can’t and want access to the back catalogue (all posts are free to begin with), let me know – we can work it out. The archivist has laid out on trolleys the sample of ledgers from the Wiradjuri (Western) goldfields, which is where I am generally concentrating my research. Ledgers are a funny historical source, consisting mainly of lists of numbers. But they are absolutely crucial to taking what Perry Merhling calls the ‘money view’ of the history of capitalism. I’ll come back to that in a bit. Ledgers are the outcome of work performed by my favourite kind of banker: ledgerkeepers. This is work now done by massive computers. But before the computers there were huge leather bound books with details of all bank transactions, kept by humans. ##### Pic: Hill End Ledger on Trolley. I couldn’t rotate it without losing half the ledger, sorry it is sideways. This was crazy important work, absolutely as foundational to the bank’s money as Wiradjuri gold. More, in many ways. Banks cannot function without the ledger. They can, as they discovered in more recent decades, operate pretty well without (much) gold. Money doesn’t work – it loses its money-ness – without trust. Wiradjuri gold (and gold from other First Nations land in Australia, Aotearoa, Canada and the USA) was sitting in the vaults of the growing financial centres in Sydney and Melbourne, the Bank of England underpinning currency and smoothing global trade-enabling finance. But those piles of gold, all now of a standardised composition (I’ll write about that later), embodied trust in money in the aggregate. Trust in money specifically needed the ledger. It was a very responsible job. Most ledgerkeepers were very experienced bankers. They knew their ledger so intimately that they watched out for death notices of the people whose accounts they kept. In cases of flood or fire or emergency evacuation of a war zone (with ledgers too heavy to carry out), ledgerkeepers were known to accurately reconstruct their ledger from memory. ## Seeing Wiradjuri Gold in the ledger The gold fields ledgers that the bank has retained are all a bit different from one another. This difference speaks to distinctive relationships between branches of the bank and between the relevant branch and ‘head office’. Coins – called specie – were regularly received from Head Office. Notes (every bank issues their own notes, which were kind of like cheques) were sent back to the head office for destruction once they were used. I discovered this because one time The ledgers also indicate how extensively local people held deposit accounts; how much gold was purchased directly by the bank; how much diggers were ‘advanced’ money pending their own sale of Wiradjuri gold to someone else; what sorts of surpluses were found in the gold after assaying (I _think_ they estimated higher levels of dirt and other non-gold stuff in Wiradjuri gold when it was initially sold and refunded any surplus value found after the assay). ## Human Relationships Mediated by Money At random, I’ve just opened one of the photographs from the ‘storekeepers and publicans’ folder I’ve kept from the Gulgong ledger. This is a deposit account kept by Richard Angove, who was a storekeeper. I kept the storekeepers and publicans in a separate folder because their accounts show a lot more activity than most of the others. Diggers and miners and most other people typically deposit some cash in one go – often around £30 – then they withdraw it, often £10 at a time. Occasionally there is a name against a withdrawal (‘self’ if themselves), indicating payment by cheque or note to someone.1 The ledger does not cover that long a period, so often a line or two is the only activity associated with that person’s account. This suggests, I think, that the hope by the banks that having branches on the goldfields would increase their deposits didn’t really work. Money went in and was withdrawn, almost certainly in place and within a few days or weeks. There were plenty of things to do with your money on the Wiradjuri gold fields. These were informed by the global sensibility enabled by the the increased velocity of global trade and people increasingly attached their currency to gold, creating more certainty about the value of contracts or bills of exchange helping encourage and speed up trade. In the process financial institutions across the world grew, and became more entangled with one another – also connecting them to the gold fields. So in this picture you can purchase a ‘Paris’ haircut. In others there is ‘American tobacco/whisky/shoes’. Chinese products, including silk, were widely available. Fancy goods was the catchword. There were watches, jewellery. Studio photographs. Bowling and shooting galleries. A theatre. Pubs and purveyors of spirits. For gold to go out, money had to come in. We can see from Richard Angove’s store that he bought gold in quite large quantities. £200 pounds twice on 25 Feb 1871, £300 on 4 March. He deposits more than £300 from gold sales a bit later. Richard Angove buys stuff for the store – butter and mining equipment (picks), often. Pays an account at the Post Office, pays for freight. Deposits cash regularly, presumably from sales in the store. Sometimes he takes cash for himself. And then a whole lot of interactions with people and businesses. Deposits of cheques from people and payments to others: the publican pays a lot out to the local butcher. As global finance shaped gold towns on Wiradjuri land, human relationships were transformed, redefined by their relationships to commodities sold in town, by cheques and cash that changed hands. This is how money matters – is turned into matter, that is. On one hand, money is imbued with the idea of value, the ur-commodity, an abstraction. But when it is in action, changing hands because people find they need to pay for stuff, it is material stuff and has material effects. The relationship between money-as-fetish and money in action will be important in a future post (almost certainly). But first: > If _money_ is the bond binding me to _human_ life, binding society to me, connecting me with nature and man [sic, or eye roll], is not money the bond of all _bonds?_ Can it not dissolve and bind all ties? > > …If I long for a particular dish or want to take the mail-coach because I am not strong enough to go by foot, money fetches me the dish and the mail-coach: that is, it converts my wishes from something in the realm of imagination, translates them from their meditated, imagined or desired existence into their _sensuous, actual_ existence – from imagination to life, from imagined being into real being. In effecting this mediation, [money] is the _truly creative_ power. > > Karl Marx, 1844 I think we can all agree that Marx is not a fan of capitalism and the money it creates, but he’s surely capturing here something of how money, which seems an abstraction of value, comes to matter – is brought into material existence, in embodied practice. ## More-than-human Relationships also mediated by money All through the ledgers are diggers, miners (I don’t know what the difference was between diggers and miners – certainly they don’t seem to deposit more money than one another), who appear selling (or getting advances on) Wiradjuri gold that they spent the day or week extracting from Wiradjuri country. Gold rush histories give a lot of detail about mining techniques. Very few gold rush historians care about gold as/and money, but gosh they seem enamoured with the ways of getting it out of the ground. I have to admit that, although I am the daughter of a mining engineer, I don’t really care much about mining practices. But on Wiradjuri land, mining changes the relations humans have with the environment. In this sense money not only commodified human to human relationships and their connection to society, but it also changed human relationships to Country. ##### Image: section of the Aboriginal Map of Australia, showing Wiradjuri land Many started out hand-dredging the bottom of rivers, disrupting freshwater aquatic life. By the time of the ledgers I’m using, huge rock crushers are needed to crumble the granite and extract the gold. For some reason that I don’t care much about, this released mercury into the river, poisoning fish – and probably was not great for the health of anyone else drinking the water, whether human or non-human. Humans and other life were part of the same Country. Commodifying the relationships between humans also commodifies the relationship to Wiradjuri land and water. This was made ‘cheap’ (or even ‘worthless’, or perhaps better reimagined as an ‘externality’ to the stuff of economic value) in the pursuit of the substance needed to make money make the world go around. That is, Country, landscape, water and everyone who lives in it or needs to drink it are not in the ledgers. But they also really are. Invisible, sure. But their value is making money nevertheless. In fact, this is a kind of environmental arbitrage. Gold is ‘bought’ cheaply because the environment is not monetised. It is ‘sold’ dear on the other side of the world where everyone behaves as if Wiradjuri country is invisible – or faces the same ‘inevitable’ decline as white people often considered to be the fate of Wiradjuri people themselves. Country, as Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people continually teach us, has agency, but not immeasurably so. Wiradjuri people have more agency, arguably, and by seeing themselves as inalienable from Country enacted customs, practices, protests and forms of love and protection that nourish all of us still, who live on Aboriginal land. Consistent with the diversity of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islanders politics, some Wiradjuri people joined the mining of gold. Some went and found gold in their own way and turned up to exchange it for money while keeping its location secret. Others lived on the edge of gold towns, seeking tea and flour in place of the resources settlers stole and disrupted. Still others refused to participate, fought back when they could – keeping in mind that in the past decade, a major pan-Aboriginal uprising was (with difficulty) quelled by the colonial government. But for all, the gold rush was a major disruption, not only environmentally and by the massive influx of settlers into Wiradjuri country, but also by disrupting the inalienability of humans and environment that kept Wiradjuri Country safe and productive for thousands of years. The only thing that could enable the gold rush was to see the land, the rivers and the gold as alienated, separate to the humans. And then, the money obtained in exchange for Wiradjuri gold became the only way to survive. ## The ‘Money View’ meets ‘Follow the Thing’ I recently watched one of those shows where the gambling addict can’t repay his debts to the organised criminals from whom he stupidly borrowed. I can’t pay _today_ he says, every time, in every one of these show. Give me a week/day/month whatever, I’m good for it. But like everyone who needs to pay a bill on time, having the money at the moment you need it is what keeps the economy in motion. Not having it, on telly and sometimes in real life, kills you/loses you a finger/forces the business or bank (think of what happens after a run on a bank) to close. This is the ‘survival constraint’ that is the basis of what Perry Mehrling calls ‘the money view’. This is one of the key approaches I am taking to this whole gold/money history thing. In some ways the gold rush helped overcome a huge survival constraint. It was, after all, the middle of the industrial revolution. The global economy was growing fast. Not having enough cash would constrain (or nearly as bad, slow down) the whole thing. And cash, at this time, depended on gold. It was the thing that backed British money and it was being adopted everywhere because having something that everyone agreed was worth something fairly stable helped smooth global trade, enabling things and money to circulate at a velocity that could keep up with the new pace of production (and consumption). This is all fine, but I want to also understand the historical connection between this ‘big money’ (of trade and global finance) to the ‘small money’ of buying bread, milk and fancy goods. For this reason I’m combining this money view bizzo with what material culture studies calls ‘follow the thing’. By following Wiradjuri gold from the stars that collided to make gold to wherever it is now (spoiler alert, most of it is probably in the vaults of the Bank of England), the historical moment of the Age of Gold (from the gold rush to the Great Depression, which I will get to) shows us something of the way money – the same money, connected and inescapable – comes to matter. Thanks for reading F*cking Capitalism! This post is public so feel free to share it. ##### This post is part of my work as CH Currey Memorial Fellow 2026 at the State Library of NSW.
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October 7, 2026 at 10:02 AM
"Dachshunds Hate Self-Enriching Assholes" by artist Greg Stones
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October 7, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Gosh, that’s a lot of dachshunds! I bet the rule the house. 😈😈😈
October 7, 2026 at 2:37 AM
It always bugged me that my newer gen shorthairs and dachshund look so much taller, and yet, their up and down bobble didn’t quite match what I expected from older gens. But it’s simple: the neck peg is deeper in the head in the old ones.
Apparently that makes a significant visual difference to me.
October 7, 2026 at 1:25 AM
The trolls in the replies seeing this as a bad thing need to go outside and touch grass. People love their dogs, some people who have dogs have dachshunds. I have a dachshund mix. Would I dress him up like this and parade him around? Probably not, but I'm not gonna act like its a travesty.
October 7, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Thousands of dachshunds and their owners arrived at Les Champs-Élysées for the Paris Sausage Walk of 2026, where the doggos wore all kinds of costumes.
Dapper Dachshunds Take Over Paris For Annual Sausage Walk — Give Them A Runway, Stat - Cuteness
www.cuteness.com
October 6, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Me whenever people send me chihuahuas, dachshunds, or ferrets lol
Being a furry is the easiest thing ever. You pick the animal you wanna be and for all time your friends will send you pics or vids of that animal while saying "this is you🫵"
October 6, 2026 at 10:41 PM
EW3 got pissed because all the dachshunds in our home pack snuggled around me...our home pack was seven 'weens
October 6, 2026 at 10:37 PM
That’s a good idea. I watch it now and then, if it’s an area I like or am interested in. I saw one recently where the couple who were moving had 5 dachshunds!
October 6, 2026 at 9:45 PM
as the owner of two dachshunds I understand this
October 6, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Scores of dachshunds with their owners took over the famous boulevard on 4 October for the annual 'Sausage Walk' during the fashion event.
Hundreds of dachshunds march down the Champs-Élysées during Paris fashion week
YouTube video by Guardian News
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October 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM