Dad: Well son, mom & dad have both lost their jobs. Our savings are gone, gas & grocery prices are up. We did, however, save you from drag queen story time.
Son: What's that?
Dad: A mythical thing they said was happening in your school, which we can't afford anymore.
Dad: Well son, mom & dad have both lost their jobs. Our savings are gone, gas & grocery prices are up. We did, however, save you from drag queen story time.
Son: What's that?
Dad: A mythical thing they said was happening in your school, which we can't afford anymore.
Happy Birthday Griffin Tobias!! 🎂
Love always from mom & dad 💕
Happy Birthday Griffin Tobias!! 🎂
Love always from mom & dad 💕
dad: yes son
son: i can’t sleep
dad: aww have you tried counting sheep?
son: yes, not working.
dad: have you tried counting NEORSD’s gallons of combined sewer overflow reduction since 2010?
son: …
dad: …
son: dad that’s 2 billi—
dad: shhhhhh just count in your head, son
dad: yes son
son: i can’t sleep
dad: aww have you tried counting sheep?
son: yes, not working.
dad: have you tried counting NEORSD’s gallons of combined sewer overflow reduction since 2010?
son: …
dad: …
son: dad that’s 2 billi—
dad: shhhhhh just count in your head, son
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‘Shut the fuck up, son’
‘Shut the fuck up, son’