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No horsing around this Halloween, that’s unbridled terror!

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Cartoon flaming horse with the Halloween pun “A nightmare.”
October 14, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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This should lift your spirits.

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Cartoon ghost holding a box labeled “BOOS” with the joke “Bring your own BOOOOS.”
October 12, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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He is going to have to find another way to make some bucks.

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Cartoon reindeer holding a box of toy figures with the joke about “making seven figures last year.”
October 13, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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Goosebumps guaranteed!

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Cartoon hamster reading braille with the joke “I’m reading a horror story in braille… something bad is going to happen, I can feel it.”
October 11, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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Red paint, blue paint, green paint.

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Cartoon of two paint cans with the joke “What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.”
October 10, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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This all makes perfect scents...

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Cartoon face with no nose and the pun “Nobody nose.”
October 9, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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You can count on him.

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Cartoon bat holding up a wing with the pun “What does Dracula do best? Count.”
October 7, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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I gotta hand it to myself, this is a great joke.

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Cartoon monkey with a bandaged finger saying “On the one hand I broke a finger… on the other hand I’m fine.”
October 8, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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He won't be pulling the wool over his eyes.

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Cartoon sheep holding a stick saying “I drive a stick,” while another sheep yells “You drive a car!”
October 6, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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This joke is a classic cheesy one.

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Cartoon pizza holding melted cheese while a mouse says, “Hey, that’s nacho cheese!”
October 5, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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Looks like he's going for a 'stack' of home runs!

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Cartoon pancake playing baseball with the pun “They have the best batter.”
October 4, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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Bonding time in the frozen tundra.

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Cartoon penguin building an igloo with glue, illustrating the pun “Igloos it together.”
October 3, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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You might have won if you had participated.

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Cartoon squirrels with a giant letter “I” illustrating a pun about winning a debate over the best vowel.
October 2, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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Just desert the old staff and get a new one!

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Cartoon of a wizard holding a staff with a pun about going to the hospital for a “staff infection.”
October 1, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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Velcro jokes always stick… but this one really rips.

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Cartoon of a creature next to a gravestone with a pun about the inventor of Velcro and the word “RIP.”
September 30, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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Bird puns just ruffle my feathers.

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Cartoon of two birds on a branch with a pun saying “toucan play that game.”
September 29, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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I don't think he is breaking the piggy bank for this.

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Cartoon of a pig trying to buy a taxidermy bird, with a pun about the bird not going “cheep.”
September 28, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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The crane really went postal over this.

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Cartoon of a postman bird getting upset after someone says they tried to rearrange the letters of “postman.”
September 27, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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He really needs to stop poking around in other people's business.

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Cartoon of a sad syringe with a pun saying needles get under my skin.
September 26, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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You've got to be squidding me.

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Cartoon of two octopuses saying “We’re Itenticle,” a pun combining identical and tentacle.
September 25, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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Just brimming with confidence.

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Cartoon of two hats with faces, one telling the other “Stay here. I am going on ahead.”
September 24, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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He had a gut feeling he was going to have to do this.

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Cartoon of a police officer lifting his vest with a pun saying “You’re under a vest.”
September 23, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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Well, this is a sticky situation, no exit!

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Cartoon honeycomb maze with bees and text joking that a beehive without an exit is “unbelievable.”
September 22, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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Look, he is just showering his subjects with attention.

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Cartoon of an angry crowned cloud raining heavily on stick figures with the pun “What do you call a dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.”
September 21, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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Putting the labor in physical labor.

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Cartoon of a muscular duck lifting a barbell with text joking that an OBGYN would call pregnant patients “body builders.”
September 20, 2026 at 1:00 PM