#dailyjoke
#Humour #DailyJoke
Doctor: I'm sorry, but I had to remove your colon.
Me why?
November 3, 2026 at 10:02 AM
November 4, 2026 at 12:22 PM
November 2, 2026 at 4:27 PM
November 1, 2026 at 3:05 PM
November 3, 2026 at 12:18 PM
#Humour #DailyJoke
My girlfriend said she fell for me when she saw me working in my uniform at the zoo.
Straight away she know I was a keeper.
November 4, 2026 at 10:02 AM
#Humour #DailyJoke
I have a strange compulsion to arrange my crockery by the year of purchase.
It's an extremely rare dish order.
November 2, 2026 at 10:02 AM
#Humour #DailyJoke
At one time I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but I turned myself around.
October 31, 2026 at 10:02 AM
October 31, 2026 at 11:39 AM
#Humour #DailyJoke
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I'm not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
October 30, 2026 at 10:02 AM
October 30, 2026 at 11:17 AM
#Humour #DailyJoke
I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my room mate used it roll a joint!
Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
November 1, 2026 at 10:01 AM
October 27, 2026 at 11:23 AM
October 28, 2026 at 11:15 AM
#Humour #DailyJoke
My friends say I'm too easy to please. I was delighted when they told me.
October 29, 2026 at 10:02 AM
October 29, 2026 at 11:19 AM
#Humour #DailyJoke
Is it just me, or do far too many asinine observations start off with the same four words?
October 28, 2026 at 10:02 AM
October 26, 2026 at 3:32 PM
#Humour #DailyJoke
A couple of days ago I ate three lipsticks and some mascara and haven't pooed since.
You really can't s**t this make up.
October 27, 2026 at 10:03 AM
#Humour #DailyJoke
We all know what sesame seeds are. But just what is a sesame?
October 26, 2026 at 10:02 AM
October 24, 2026 at 11:32 AM
#Humour #DailyJoke
My son took his first steps this morning.
The window cleaner is furious.
October 24, 2026 at 9:01 AM
October 23, 2026 at 11:30 AM
#Humour #DailyJoke
A family are driving behind the dustmen when a dildo flies out and lands on the windscreen. Embarrassed, the mother turns around to her son and says, Don't worry; that was an insect."
To which her son replies: "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a c**k like that!"
October 25, 2026 at 10:02 AM