what am I even supposed to do with data breach notifications at this point
"ah, yes, I'll just put that over here, with the rest of the data breaches"
"ah, yes, I'll just put that over here, with the rest of the data breaches"
December 4, 2024 at 3:01 AM
what am I even supposed to do with data breach notifications at this point
"ah, yes, I'll just put that over here, with the rest of the data breaches"
"ah, yes, I'll just put that over here, with the rest of the data breaches"
you know what? fuck you
*breaches your data*
*breaches your data*
October 6, 2023 at 10:14 PM
you know what? fuck you
*breaches your data*
*breaches your data*
This data privacy training could be improved by making it take place in Hypnospace Outlaw.
Use the moderator tools to select data privacy breaches!
Use the moderator tools to select data privacy breaches!
June 2, 2026 at 4:45 PM
This data privacy training could be improved by making it take place in Hypnospace Outlaw.
Use the moderator tools to select data privacy breaches!
Use the moderator tools to select data privacy breaches!
With all the data breaches, no need to share it.
October 2, 2024 at 2:07 PM
With all the data breaches, no need to share it.
Some data breaches include novel information about us, are the result of particularly noteworthy security flaws, or are just so massive they’re impossible to ignore. Here’s EFF’s list of some of the most egregious data breaches of 2024.
The Breachies 2024: The Worst, Weirdest, Most Impactful Data Breaches of the Year
Privacy isn’t dead. While some information about you is almost certainly out there, that’s no reason for despair. In fact, it’s a good reason to take action.
www.eff.org
January 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Some data breaches include novel information about us, are the result of particularly noteworthy security flaws, or are just so massive they’re impossible to ignore. Here’s EFF’s list of some of the most egregious data breaches of 2024.
The amount of data breaches makes me think that at this point it's intentional.
You don't hear about banks losing money because someone hacked them.
If companies actually protected data they would have more robust systems.
Makes me think data breaches are how they funnel data out.
You don't hear about banks losing money because someone hacked them.
If companies actually protected data they would have more robust systems.
Makes me think data breaches are how they funnel data out.
July 18, 2026 at 5:35 AM
The amount of data breaches makes me think that at this point it's intentional.
You don't hear about banks losing money because someone hacked them.
If companies actually protected data they would have more robust systems.
Makes me think data breaches are how they funnel data out.
You don't hear about banks losing money because someone hacked them.
If companies actually protected data they would have more robust systems.
Makes me think data breaches are how they funnel data out.
If Elon Musk did in the private sector what he's doing in the public sector, he would face a multi-BILLION dollar class action lawsuit for illegal breaches of data privacy and transparency.
February 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
If Elon Musk did in the private sector what he's doing in the public sector, he would face a multi-BILLION dollar class action lawsuit for illegal breaches of data privacy and transparency.
Are we certain these are data breaches and not just cover-up stories for DOGE data transfers?
September 29, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Are we certain these are data breaches and not just cover-up stories for DOGE data transfers?
Banning TikTok but not Temu which is almost certainly experiencing data breaches that include credit card info is why this bill is unserious.
the thing that makes the TikTok ban so absurd is that China doesn't need it to get everyone's data
that data is fucking everywhere, and being sold to everyone, and there's not much any of us can do about it
if they want it they can get it regardless of what we do with TikTok
that data is fucking everywhere, and being sold to everyone, and there's not much any of us can do about it
if they want it they can get it regardless of what we do with TikTok
March 13, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Banning TikTok but not Temu which is almost certainly experiencing data breaches that include credit card info is why this bill is unserious.
It takes more than three months for the federal government to detect data breaches, according to new analysis www.governmentnews.com.au/agencies-slo...
Agencies slow to detect data breaches - Government News
It takes more than three months for the federal government to detect data breaches, according to new analysis.
www.governmentnews.com.au
September 29, 2026 at 1:47 AM
It takes more than three months for the federal government to detect data breaches, according to new analysis www.governmentnews.com.au/agencies-slo...
Trump’s Top Aides Suffer Another Series of Embarrassing Data Breaches
Trump’s Top Aides Suffer More Embarrassing Data Blunders
Another pair of Trump administration digital snafus have been revealed.
www.thedailybeast.com
March 27, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Trump’s Top Aides Suffer Another Series of Embarrassing Data Breaches
DOGE likely perpetrated the most serious, far-reaching data breaches in human history, and we will be dealing with the consequences for years.
Many DOGErs should have been, and still could be, prosecuted for these crimes.
Many DOGErs should have been, and still could be, prosecuted for these crimes.
NEWS: The Social Security Administration has referred two DOGE employees for Hatch Act violations after discovering contacts with a political group seeking SSA data to overturn election results. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
January 20, 2026 at 7:23 PM
DOGE likely perpetrated the most serious, far-reaching data breaches in human history, and we will be dealing with the consequences for years.
Many DOGErs should have been, and still could be, prosecuted for these crimes.
Many DOGErs should have been, and still could be, prosecuted for these crimes.
![@KyleTrainEmoji
PICARD: Data, shields up
DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage
we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just
prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy.
[camera shakes]
WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS
DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to
raise shields, and I didn't](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreiebbdgef7nsycl44muv2c2eqmeh4elzzqy2ocltchfebfnddikgki)
ive only seen orders like this aimed at companies over data breaches lol
August 1, 2026 at 11:53 PM
ive only seen orders like this aimed at companies over data breaches lol
As data breaches go, this is pretty sizable, significant, and also bafflingly bad in terms of time it took to discover and that the stolen data was unencrypted. News of this breach comes weeks after a huge theft of FBI agents' personal data.
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Hackers stole millions of US military personnel records during months-long data breach | TechCrunch
The Department of Defense notified millions of current and former U.S. military personnel that their personal information had been stolen in a months-long breach.
techcrunch.com
September 30, 2026 at 7:40 PM
As data breaches go, this is pretty sizable, significant, and also bafflingly bad in terms of time it took to discover and that the stolen data was unencrypted. News of this breach comes weeks after a huge theft of FBI agents' personal data.
Bypass for ad-blockers: web.archive.org/web/20260930...
Bypass for ad-blockers: web.archive.org/web/20260930...
A report copublished by WIRED sparked a probe into opt-out pages hidden by data brokers. Now congressional Democrats say breaches tied to the industry have cost people tens of billions of dollars. www.wired.com/story/data-b...
Data Broker Breaches Fueled Nearly $21 Billion in Identity-Theft Losses
A report copublished by WIRED sparked a probe into opt-out pages hidden by data brokers. Now congressional Democrats say breaches tied to the industry have cost people tens of billions of dollars.
www.wired.com
February 27, 2026 at 10:03 AM
A report copublished by WIRED sparked a probe into opt-out pages hidden by data brokers. Now congressional Democrats say breaches tied to the industry have cost people tens of billions of dollars. www.wired.com/story/data-b...
Of course Reform would scrap GDPR - we want to be free to bombard you with spam with no option to unsubscribe, sell your data, secretly track and profile you and cover up any data breaches.
August 26, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Of course Reform would scrap GDPR - we want to be free to bombard you with spam with no option to unsubscribe, sell your data, secretly track and profile you and cover up any data breaches.
We broke the news of the massive FBI hack and saw the data itself. Here's why this is one of the most significant data breaches probably ever: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrni...
The FBI Was Hacked. We’ve Seen the Data
YouTube video by 404 Media
www.youtube.com
September 30, 2026 at 5:34 PM
We broke the news of the massive FBI hack and saw the data itself. Here's why this is one of the most significant data breaches probably ever: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrni...
*breaches my own data*
August 7, 2024 at 6:34 PM
*breaches my own data*
People are becoming worried that the U.S. has no laws that are effective against AI-driven data breaches, but wait until they learn that the U.S. also has no laws that are effective against human-driven data breaches.
September 26, 2026 at 11:16 AM
People are becoming worried that the U.S. has no laws that are effective against AI-driven data breaches, but wait until they learn that the U.S. also has no laws that are effective against human-driven data breaches.
A musical about data breaches called Passw0rd!
August 25, 2026 at 1:05 PM
A musical about data breaches called Passw0rd!
When you place idiots in charge of organizations they’re not qualified to run, you get severe data breaches like at the FBI.
September 29, 2026 at 8:49 PM
When you place idiots in charge of organizations they’re not qualified to run, you get severe data breaches like at the FBI.
Back door universal basic income by making companies pay for data breaches.
August 12, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Back door universal basic income by making companies pay for data breaches.
Nice to see he has no concern for user data breaches.
September 12, 2023 at 12:45 AM
Nice to see he has no concern for user data breaches.
We investigated, then Congress did. They found data brokers cost you billions
Identity theft from data broker breaches cost consumers an estimated $21 billion. The brokers now promise to make it easier to opt out.
Identity theft from data broker breaches cost consumers an estimated $21 billion. The brokers now promise to make it easier to opt out.
We investigated, then Congress did. They found data brokers cost you billions
Identity theft from data broker breaches cost consumers an estimated $21 billion. The brokers now promise to make it easier to opt out.
bit.ly
February 28, 2026 at 10:00 PM
We investigated, then Congress did. They found data brokers cost you billions
Identity theft from data broker breaches cost consumers an estimated $21 billion. The brokers now promise to make it easier to opt out.
Identity theft from data broker breaches cost consumers an estimated $21 billion. The brokers now promise to make it easier to opt out.