#datingsucks
It's actually embarrassingly hilarious to watch someone lie to you about something that's in your area of expertise.
This is how little they think of you.
#peoplesuck #worksucks #datingsucks #whatislife
October 14, 2026 at 12:03 AM
If you don't condemn every evil domestic change this administration is doing we are not a good match.

I can over look a lot but basic human decency and morality are not something I will compromise on.

#DatingSucks
#FuckTrump
#4BMovement
September 24, 2026 at 2:14 PM
U guyzzzzzz I am humiliated again. Aieeee dating apps are total shite. I don’t know whether to cry or barf or maybe aspirate and die beside the toilet. 

#DatingSucks
August 13, 2026 at 10:15 PM
#DatingSucks and that's me being nice about it.
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
No, sir. You're 58 years old. You're not "open to kids." You're "open to fucking a 25-year old." #DatingSucks
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I'm sorry, but in this day and age if you say you're "apolitical" on your dating profile, I'm swiping left.

Fascists are ruining this goddamn country and you're apolitical?! Just fuck off. #DatingSucks
November 4, 2025 at 4:49 AM
My god this hits so hard. #DatingSucks
For halloween I'm being a 60 year old man on Hinge who's "open to children"
November 1, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Because #DatingSucks and those apps are the worst.
August 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I deleted Hinge today. No more online dating for me. I give up. Spinsterhood it is! #DatingSucks
December 17, 2024 at 3:12 AM
I must be on some block lists on Hinge. #DatingSucks
November 28, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Every guy on Hinge: I run super ultra marathons every week and work out 12 times a day.

Me: Last night, I downed 5 beers while watching TV and I still can't get the cheese sauce out of the shirt I was wearing.

#DatingSucks
November 27, 2024 at 12:20 AM
If the men on Bumble and Hinge are any indication, I'm going to die alone. Fabulous. #DatingSucks
November 21, 2024 at 4:56 AM
New Hinge photo, but I'll probably delete that account soon too. #DatingSucks
November 16, 2024 at 9:05 PM
If you're this lazy at making conversation, I imagine you're equally lazy in bed. Sorry. #DatingSucks
November 12, 2024 at 4:57 AM
A summary of the 6 "men" I've significantly interacted with from Bumble:

1. Scammer
2. Scammer
3. Homeless
4. Deleted his account during a chat
5. Scammer
6. Lives in Germany, tbd if legit

#DatingSucks
October 11, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Please baby jesus, let this latest guy from Bumble be legit. #DatingSucks
October 5, 2024 at 7:56 PM
I was chatting with a guy on Bumble and things were going well. We were making plans to meet this weekend. Then, he deleted his account without saying a word. #DatingSucks
October 3, 2024 at 5:59 PM
So far on Bumble I've interacted with 2 scammers and 1 homeless dude. Bumble truly is where you meet the best of the best! #DatingSucks
September 23, 2024 at 3:45 PM
I've chatted with 3 Bumble people recently. One was a scammer who insisted that I join Telegram to continue our chat. One was newly homeless, which he didn't mention before we met. And it looks like the third is also a scammer. I'm batting a thousand! #DatingSucks
September 20, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Pro: I met a guy from Bumble tonight!

Con: He failed to mention in his profile or messages that he is currently homeless.

#DatingSucks
September 14, 2024 at 5:21 AM
I get irrationally angry every time I see a man on a dating app whose profile says he's "apolitical." Oh how nice for you! You can afford to not give a fuck about the fascists trying to seize power! How fucking special for you! #DatingSucks
September 11, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Car selfies on dating apps: an exploration of shit I don't understand. #Old #DatingSucks
September 6, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Why do so many men on Bumble identify as "apolitical" when we liberal women are far more likely to put out for liberals? #DatingSucks
August 17, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Oh god I just subscribed to Bumble again because I'm bored and refuse to believe I'm going to die alone. Be prepared for posts about how bad #DatingSucks.
August 16, 2024 at 6:24 AM