all i did today was get daydrunk and sleep
gmorning 🥱
gmorning 🥱
November 1, 2026 at 4:21 AM
all i did today was get daydrunk and sleep
gmorning 🥱
gmorning 🥱
Daydrunk and masturbating to old photos of young reagan
November 1, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Daydrunk and masturbating to old photos of young reagan
Haley is so confounding because all she had to do was "I endorse AES for senator" and then get daydrunk until tomorrow and if he wins (he will) she could have ran for any state office and the party would've been behind her
November 2, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Haley is so confounding because all she had to do was "I endorse AES for senator" and then get daydrunk until tomorrow and if he wins (he will) she could have ran for any state office and the party would've been behind her
I take comfort in knowing the party was hit as part of a process, not because the Secretary was daydrunk and the boat had the same name as one of his ex-wives
October 28, 2026 at 12:45 PM
I take comfort in knowing the party was hit as part of a process, not because the Secretary was daydrunk and the boat had the same name as one of his ex-wives
Cadet Bonespurs and his low-T daydrunk monkey should have ZERO fucking say on who gets to volunteer for military service.
October 23, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Cadet Bonespurs and his low-T daydrunk monkey should have ZERO fucking say on who gets to volunteer for military service.
October 17, 2026 at 11:00 AM
we have a hereditary noble class of daydrunk school bullies what do you expect
October 17, 2026 at 11:08 AM
we have a hereditary noble class of daydrunk school bullies what do you expect
Jesus. Makes the Tesla look tame. I mean lame. But this beast? Call it Conquer-Murder-Destroy *djt* Edition & market it to the daydrunk / drydrunk Herr Hegseth.
October 13, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Jesus. Makes the Tesla look tame. I mean lame. But this beast? Call it Conquer-Murder-Destroy *djt* Edition & market it to the daydrunk / drydrunk Herr Hegseth.
Hmmmm I wonder why this particular small time cronie got the boot but so many other, more embarrassing ones stick around? What she did isn't any worse than Eric trying to fix a fight or Kash being daydrunk and pro-besitiality or Stephen being... Well, a freak. Wonder why She's different? 🤔
October 13, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Hmmmm I wonder why this particular small time cronie got the boot but so many other, more embarrassing ones stick around? What she did isn't any worse than Eric trying to fix a fight or Kash being daydrunk and pro-besitiality or Stephen being... Well, a freak. Wonder why She's different? 🤔
Look I did once get asked what I was reading by a daydrunk Cubs fan on the Red line and it was a book about tensor calculus and he was a good sport about it.
October 11, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Look I did once get asked what I was reading by a daydrunk Cubs fan on the Red line and it was a book about tensor calculus and he was a good sport about it.
Donald Trump practically ruined America's 250th birthday celebration with his ridiculous sideshows, that turned the event into political theatre
Now the idiot daydrunk at the Pentagon, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth wants to turn a military execution into a public spectacle.
It's bad, America. 🫤
Now the idiot daydrunk at the Pentagon, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth wants to turn a military execution into a public spectacle.
It's bad, America. 🫤
October 10, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Donald Trump practically ruined America's 250th birthday celebration with his ridiculous sideshows, that turned the event into political theatre
Now the idiot daydrunk at the Pentagon, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth wants to turn a military execution into a public spectacle.
It's bad, America. 🫤
Now the idiot daydrunk at the Pentagon, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth wants to turn a military execution into a public spectacle.
It's bad, America. 🫤
Who was it again who put an incompetent daydrunk in charge of the Pentagon?
Yeah, that guy. 🙄
Yeah, that guy. 🙄
October 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Who was it again who put an incompetent daydrunk in charge of the Pentagon?
Yeah, that guy. 🙄
Yeah, that guy. 🙄
🩷🩷
It all started when I got daydrunk and had a meltdown and deleted my account and made a new one 12 hours later.
It’s been a frequent point of confusion.
I don’t drink anymore. 😊
It all started when I got daydrunk and had a meltdown and deleted my account and made a new one 12 hours later.
It’s been a frequent point of confusion.
I don’t drink anymore. 😊
October 8, 2026 at 9:20 PM
🩷🩷
It all started when I got daydrunk and had a meltdown and deleted my account and made a new one 12 hours later.
It’s been a frequent point of confusion.
I don’t drink anymore. 😊
It all started when I got daydrunk and had a meltdown and deleted my account and made a new one 12 hours later.
It’s been a frequent point of confusion.
I don’t drink anymore. 😊
Fall festival today, that means higher-ups get to leave mid-afternoon to get daydrunk while us, The Help, must stay in office cuz leaving early “is not conducive to a collaborative workplace environment.”
Well working after imbibing raises ethical and malpractice questions ¯\_(ツ)_/¯…which is worse?
Well working after imbibing raises ethical and malpractice questions ¯\_(ツ)_/¯…which is worse?
October 9, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Fall festival today, that means higher-ups get to leave mid-afternoon to get daydrunk while us, The Help, must stay in office cuz leaving early “is not conducive to a collaborative workplace environment.”
Well working after imbibing raises ethical and malpractice questions ¯\_(ツ)_/¯…which is worse?
Well working after imbibing raises ethical and malpractice questions ¯\_(ツ)_/¯…which is worse?
Howdy everyone! It's new comic day! What are the adults up to? Secret meetings? Getting day drunk? A bit of both? Catch up on Tukk and Rol!
tukk-rol.the-comic.org/comics/407/
#webcomic #furryart #furrycomic #daydrunk #newcomicpageday #comics #furry
tukk-rol.the-comic.org/comics/407/
#webcomic #furryart #furrycomic #daydrunk #newcomicpageday #comics #furry
October 8, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Howdy everyone! It's new comic day! What are the adults up to? Secret meetings? Getting day drunk? A bit of both? Catch up on Tukk and Rol!
tukk-rol.the-comic.org/comics/407/
#webcomic #furryart #furrycomic #daydrunk #newcomicpageday #comics #furry
tukk-rol.the-comic.org/comics/407/
#webcomic #furryart #furrycomic #daydrunk #newcomicpageday #comics #furry
My boyfriend and I have the house to ourselves and I'm daydrunk watching Tales from the Crypt pantless in the living room. Never kill yourselfq
October 3, 2026 at 6:56 PM
My boyfriend and I have the house to ourselves and I'm daydrunk watching Tales from the Crypt pantless in the living room. Never kill yourselfq
Yes im daydrunk wadaboutit
September 28, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Yes im daydrunk wadaboutit
getting rapidly daydrunk at five leaves before i give a reference call for an employee from like six years ago
September 20, 2026 at 6:10 PM
getting rapidly daydrunk at five leaves before i give a reference call for an employee from like six years ago
daydrunk at work got me brappin and belchin all over da food. xta flavor yr welcum!!!!!!
September 20, 2026 at 8:21 PM
daydrunk at work got me brappin and belchin all over da food. xta flavor yr welcum!!!!!!
Imagine wanting to banish LGBTQIA people from the military and American life while also being the gayest daydrunk Fox News host to ever “lead” the DoD (no, I won’t call it Dept of War. Congress has not renamed it. It’s still the DoD).
These fragile closeted men will do anything rather than kiss.
These fragile closeted men will do anything rather than kiss.
September 16, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Imagine wanting to banish LGBTQIA people from the military and American life while also being the gayest daydrunk Fox News host to ever “lead” the DoD (no, I won’t call it Dept of War. Congress has not renamed it. It’s still the DoD).
These fragile closeted men will do anything rather than kiss.
These fragile closeted men will do anything rather than kiss.