This doll more in to DBMS than BDSM
September 23, 2026 at 10:27 PM
This doll more in to DBMS than BDSM
ohhh yep yep I'm with you. DBMS. database management systems.
April 4, 2024 at 11:02 PM
ohhh yep yep I'm with you. DBMS. database management systems.
Anonymous has successfully accessed 5 more Russian databases.
One of them belongs to a Russian website that resells stolen CVVs.
#Anonymous #OpRussia #RussiaIsATerroristState
One of them belongs to a Russian website that resells stolen CVVs.
#Anonymous #OpRussia #RussiaIsATerroristState
![[02:13:14] LINFO] the back-end DBMS is MySQL web server operating system: Windows
web application technology: Apache 2.0.59, PHP 5.1.6
back-end DBMS: MySQL >= 5.0.12
[02:13:14] [INFO] fetching database names
L02:13:14]
LINFO] fetching number of databases
[02:13:14]
[INFO] resumed: 2
[02:13:14]
[INFO] resumed: information_schema
[02:13:14]
[INFO] resumed: denms
available databases [2]:
[*] denms
[*] information_schema](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:myazd4xjh2sfdaq5wttlblgp/bafkreigr4exmhtfmqmnsxrjvjd53xt5vbjcjv2ab2yti6jejxkw5qs636e)
![[14:52:26] LINFO] the back-end DBMS is MySQL web server operating system: Linux Centos 8
veb application technology: PHP 7.2.24, Apache 2.4.37
back-end DBMS: MySOL >= 5.0.12
[14:52:26] LINFO] fetching database names
[14:52:26]
[INFO] fetching number of databases
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[INFO]
resumed: 3
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[INFO]
resumed:
information_schema
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[INFO] resumed: fint_prod
[14:52:26]
[INFO] resumed: fint_preprod
available databases [3]:
[*] fint_preprod [*] fint_prod
[*] information_schema](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:myazd4xjh2sfdaq5wttlblgp/bafkreifzu45ylrebvhe3n7yuk7r3icm2cizmjqjsnjto2vaw3sc5xduqzi)
![[14:51:38] [INFO] the back-end DBMS is MySQL web application technology: PHP 5.3.3, Nginx 1.10.2
back-end DBMS: MySQL >= 5.0.12
[14:51:38] [INFO] fetching database names [14:51:381 LINFO] fetching number of databases
[14:51:38]
[INFO] resumed: 2
[14:51:38]
[INFO] resumed: information_schema
[14:51:38] [INFO] resumed: cloqo_argusm available databases [2]:
[*] cloqo_argusm
[*] information_schema](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:myazd4xjh2sfdaq5wttlblgp/bafkreiatwlsdgbwogvazbijjz7mijvhxng3gsetr2qfsfik6vxbhkmja2e)
March 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Anonymous has successfully accessed 5 more Russian databases.
One of them belongs to a Russian website that resells stolen CVVs.
#Anonymous #OpRussia #RussiaIsATerroristState
One of them belongs to a Russian website that resells stolen CVVs.
#Anonymous #OpRussia #RussiaIsATerroristState
Some of my fav pieces on this: Haigh, “How Charles Bachman Invented the DBMS, a Foundation of Our Digital World” and Haigh’s oral histories with DB figures.
March 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Some of my fav pieces on this: Haigh, “How Charles Bachman Invented the DBMS, a Foundation of Our Digital World” and Haigh’s oral histories with DB figures.
Explore the possibilities of DBMS packages with @vomstein.bsky.social at #ukougdiscover24
December 2, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Explore the possibilities of DBMS packages with @vomstein.bsky.social at #ukougdiscover24
January 26, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Spring 2026 Seminar Series: PostgreSQL vs. The World
db.cs.cmu.edu/seminars/spr...
First talk on Mon Feb 2nd @ 4:30pm EST. We will alternate between a speaker from either a Postgres DBMS or a non-Postgres DBMS. Open to the public over Zoom. All videos available on YouTube afterwards.
db.cs.cmu.edu/seminars/spr...
First talk on Mon Feb 2nd @ 4:30pm EST. We will alternate between a speaker from either a Postgres DBMS or a non-Postgres DBMS. Open to the public over Zoom. All videos available on YouTube afterwards.
PostgreSQL vs. The World Seminar Series - Carnegie Mellon Database Group
Every major cloud vendor now offers an enhanced, opinionated PostgreSQL-compatible database management... Read More +
db.cs.cmu.edu
January 30, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Spring 2026 Seminar Series: PostgreSQL vs. The World
db.cs.cmu.edu/seminars/spr...
First talk on Mon Feb 2nd @ 4:30pm EST. We will alternate between a speaker from either a Postgres DBMS or a non-Postgres DBMS. Open to the public over Zoom. All videos available on YouTube afterwards.
db.cs.cmu.edu/seminars/spr...
First talk on Mon Feb 2nd @ 4:30pm EST. We will alternate between a speaker from either a Postgres DBMS or a non-Postgres DBMS. Open to the public over Zoom. All videos available on YouTube afterwards.
trying out collabora office. it's fine, looks a lot more modern compared to libreoffice and i think has a bit more features going on? doesn't have a dbms though so i'll just stick to libreoffice but really it just kinda feels like that one xkcd comic about 15 competing standards
September 25, 2026 at 10:07 AM
trying out collabora office. it's fine, looks a lot more modern compared to libreoffice and i think has a bit more features going on? doesn't have a dbms though so i'll just stick to libreoffice but really it just kinda feels like that one xkcd comic about 15 competing standards
mnesia is a top-tier dbms name.
September 10, 2026 at 6:30 PM
mnesia is a top-tier dbms name.
Or if not, a DBMS and query language with equivalent functionality.
February 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Or if not, a DBMS and query language with equivalent functionality.
I worked for the US Patent Office and Dept of Labor. Yeah, there is SQL, whether it be MS SQL SERVER or endless just about any other DBMS. I just cannot fathom.
February 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I worked for the US Patent Office and Dept of Labor. Yeah, there is SQL, whether it be MS SQL SERVER or endless just about any other DBMS. I just cannot fathom.
Database management is more than persistence.
Beyond persistence, a DBMS also provides access rights (GRANT), schema enforcement (types, constaints), schema evolution (ALTER), concurrency control (TX isolation, deferred constraints), a query language…
Persistence is simple, DB managemant is hard.
Beyond persistence, a DBMS also provides access rights (GRANT), schema enforcement (types, constaints), schema evolution (ALTER), concurrency control (TX isolation, deferred constraints), a query language…
Persistence is simple, DB managemant is hard.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Database management is more than persistence.
Beyond persistence, a DBMS also provides access rights (GRANT), schema enforcement (types, constaints), schema evolution (ALTER), concurrency control (TX isolation, deferred constraints), a query language…
Persistence is simple, DB managemant is hard.
Beyond persistence, a DBMS also provides access rights (GRANT), schema enforcement (types, constaints), schema evolution (ALTER), concurrency control (TX isolation, deferred constraints), a query language…
Persistence is simple, DB managemant is hard.
2024's hottest topics in databases (a bibliometric approach) -- great overview by professor Ryan Marcus
link - rmarcus.info/blog/20...
link - rmarcus.info/blog/20...
March 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
2024's hottest topics in databases (a bibliometric approach) -- great overview by professor Ryan Marcus
link - rmarcus.info/blog/20...
link - rmarcus.info/blog/20...
Congratulations to the Postgres community on PostgreSQL once again being named the DBMS of the year in 2024, for the second year in a row. db-engines.com/en/blog_post...
PostgreSQL is the Database Management System of the Year 2024
db-engines.com
January 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Congratulations to the Postgres community on PostgreSQL once again being named the DBMS of the year in 2024, for the second year in a row. db-engines.com/en/blog_post...
Over on Twitter, it's 2025 and people are still proposing terrible ideas for using blockchain databases.
Why would anyone want to use a P2P BFT DBMS to track disease outbreaks? Put it in a centralized DBMS. At least now only 50% of replies are in favor of it. That's progress...
Why would anyone want to use a P2P BFT DBMS to track disease outbreaks? Put it in a centralized DBMS. At least now only 50% of replies are in favor of it. That's progress...
February 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Over on Twitter, it's 2025 and people are still proposing terrible ideas for using blockchain databases.
Why would anyone want to use a P2P BFT DBMS to track disease outbreaks? Put it in a centralized DBMS. At least now only 50% of replies are in favor of it. That's progress...
Why would anyone want to use a P2P BFT DBMS to track disease outbreaks? Put it in a centralized DBMS. At least now only 50% of replies are in favor of it. That's progress...
And the level of decades of DBMS SQL optimization makes it hard to beat (syntax aside).
June 17, 2024 at 5:56 PM
And the level of decades of DBMS SQL optimization makes it hard to beat (syntax aside).
RE: https://mastodon.social/@openlink/117316177093179070
AI Agents need governed access to live systems of record, in a loosely coupled fashion using open standards — not more DBMS-specific wiring that creates compounding technical debt and more data silos.
AI Agents need governed access to live systems of record, in a loosely coupled fashion using open standards — not more DBMS-specific wiring that creates compounding technical debt and more data silos.
mastodon.social
September 22, 2026 at 11:47 PM
RE: https://mastodon.social/@openlink/117316177093179070
AI Agents need governed access to live systems of record, in a loosely coupled fashion using open standards — not more DBMS-specific wiring that creates compounding technical debt and more data silos.
AI Agents need governed access to live systems of record, in a loosely coupled fashion using open standards — not more DBMS-specific wiring that creates compounding technical debt and more data silos.
#後で読む 用メモです→
DBとDBMSは何が違うのか
DBとDBMSは何が違うのか
DBとDBMSは何が違うのか
zenn.dev
September 22, 2026 at 2:00 PM
#後で読む 用メモです→
DBとDBMSは何が違うのか
DBとDBMSは何が違うのか
There's so many problems in modern tech stacks that wouldn't exist if people weren't weirdly allergic to using a DBMS. Up to and including "I'm going to use an expensive LLM to wade around in all this content I own to give me an approximation of an answer."
March 19, 2026 at 7:06 AM
There's so many problems in modern tech stacks that wouldn't exist if people weren't weirdly allergic to using a DBMS. Up to and including "I'm going to use an expensive LLM to wade around in all this content I own to give me an approximation of an answer."
man there are too many di?mitr(ii?|i?y) K.*s in fp. i was so surprised for a second why @neogoose.bsky.social would show up in haskell weekly lol
December 6, 2024 at 1:14 AM
man there are too many di?mitr(ii?|i?y) K.*s in fp. i was so surprised for a second why @neogoose.bsky.social would show up in haskell weekly lol
"Why Files If You Have a DBMS?" www.cs.cit.tum.de/fi... is partly an updated version of "To BLOB or Not To BLOB" (arxiv.org/abs/cs/070...) from 2006, and interestingly, despite the almost 20 year gap, the crossover point is still around a 1MB payload.
December 14, 2024 at 10:03 PM
"Why Files If You Have a DBMS?" www.cs.cit.tum.de/fi... is partly an updated version of "To BLOB or Not To BLOB" (arxiv.org/abs/cs/070...) from 2006, and interestingly, despite the almost 20 year gap, the crossover point is still around a 1MB payload.
kinky database administrator problem of muscle memory getting tripped up when typing BDSM and DBMS
Gay software engineer problem of muscle memory getting tripped up when typing LGBT and LGTM
January 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
kinky database administrator problem of muscle memory getting tripped up when typing BDSM and DBMS
CW: High Thoughts
I realized today that DBMS (Database Management System) is just an anagram of BDSM.
Totally relevant. Sollux and Marcie function off an external database and need some kind of DBMS, so you best believe I’m making it sentient. 😏😏😏
I realized today that DBMS (Database Management System) is just an anagram of BDSM.
Totally relevant. Sollux and Marcie function off an external database and need some kind of DBMS, so you best believe I’m making it sentient. 😏😏😏
January 21, 2026 at 10:19 PM
CW: High Thoughts
I realized today that DBMS (Database Management System) is just an anagram of BDSM.
Totally relevant. Sollux and Marcie function off an external database and need some kind of DBMS, so you best believe I’m making it sentient. 😏😏😏
I realized today that DBMS (Database Management System) is just an anagram of BDSM.
Totally relevant. Sollux and Marcie function off an external database and need some kind of DBMS, so you best believe I’m making it sentient. 😏😏😏
I’ve managed Oracle databases in the early 00s. There really wasn’t that much choice tbh, at least for the applications we were writing.
These days they’re not on my radar for enterprise applications.
These days they’re not on my radar for enterprise applications.
The DBMS chart that shows Oracle's crown is slowly slipping
: Change is glacial, but the direction is clear
www.theregister.com
April 21, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I’ve managed Oracle databases in the early 00s. There really wasn’t that much choice tbh, at least for the applications we were writing.
These days they’re not on my radar for enterprise applications.
These days they’re not on my radar for enterprise applications.
I ask some girls to teach me BDSM and I ask others to teach me DBMS
December 9, 2023 at 10:54 PM
I ask some girls to teach me BDSM and I ask others to teach me DBMS