i got one today that was a PDF. they texted me a PDF
October 6, 2024 at 12:56 AM
i got one today that was a PDF. they texted me a PDF
#DearCustomer:
No, you do not have the authority to make me open another register just because I happen to be walking by. There's not even a line, I think you just wanna make a stink about self-checkout which means double fuck off.
No, you do not have the authority to make me open another register just because I happen to be walking by. There's not even a line, I think you just wanna make a stink about self-checkout which means double fuck off.
April 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
#DearCustomer:
No, you do not have the authority to make me open another register just because I happen to be walking by. There's not even a line, I think you just wanna make a stink about self-checkout which means double fuck off.
No, you do not have the authority to make me open another register just because I happen to be walking by. There's not even a line, I think you just wanna make a stink about self-checkout which means double fuck off.
Somehow, a #DearCustomer who ripped the tag off a shirt to try it on, then tried pulling the "if you can't scan it, it must be free HAHAHA" line at the register and was unimpressed when I told him to politely fuck off with that shit managed to not even be in the top five worst customers today. Ooof.
April 4, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Somehow, a #DearCustomer who ripped the tag off a shirt to try it on, then tried pulling the "if you can't scan it, it must be free HAHAHA" line at the register and was unimpressed when I told him to politely fuck off with that shit managed to not even be in the top five worst customers today. Ooof.
#DearCustomer:
Yes I know what a "tin opener" is and I pretended not to know what you were talking about on purpose to punish you for using the British vernacular. You know we don't call it that here, fuck off back 'cross the pond!
Yes I know what a "tin opener" is and I pretended not to know what you were talking about on purpose to punish you for using the British vernacular. You know we don't call it that here, fuck off back 'cross the pond!
August 8, 2024 at 5:40 PM
#DearCustomer:
Yes I know what a "tin opener" is and I pretended not to know what you were talking about on purpose to punish you for using the British vernacular. You know we don't call it that here, fuck off back 'cross the pond!
Yes I know what a "tin opener" is and I pretended not to know what you were talking about on purpose to punish you for using the British vernacular. You know we don't call it that here, fuck off back 'cross the pond!
Twice the fun of retail and it even includes the department store stories! amazon.com/dp/B083NDHTT8 #free with a #kindleunlimited subscription! #retailproblems #dearcustomer #humor #Satire The customer is not always right!
July 15, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Twice the fun of retail and it even includes the department store stories! amazon.com/dp/B083NDHTT8 #free with a #kindleunlimited subscription! #retailproblems #dearcustomer #humor #Satire The customer is not always right!
New series where I read parts of my books to introduce people to them! youtu.be/cfbIohH6WQs
Reading from my book Mina and Angeline’s Retail stories Part 1 #retailproblems #dearcustomer
YouTube video by Jess Wolfie's Wonderful World!
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July 15, 2026 at 9:40 PM
New series where I read parts of my books to introduce people to them! youtu.be/cfbIohH6WQs
Having not yet had the pleasure of working retail, my first #DearCustomer comes to me through eBay. Fuck you, ya rude dick. @TheRantyBastard
November 24, 2024 at 5:12 AM
Having not yet had the pleasure of working retail, my first #DearCustomer comes to me through eBay. Fuck you, ya rude dick. @TheRantyBastard
#DearCustomer,
Our cash register counter is not a shopping cart. Don't just keep piling crap on our counter while you spend the next half hour or more continuing to look around the store. Use an actual fucking shopping cart.
Sincerely,
Annoyed Retail Employee.
#RetailHell
Our cash register counter is not a shopping cart. Don't just keep piling crap on our counter while you spend the next half hour or more continuing to look around the store. Use an actual fucking shopping cart.
Sincerely,
Annoyed Retail Employee.
#RetailHell
April 17, 2025 at 5:14 AM
#DearCustomer,
Our cash register counter is not a shopping cart. Don't just keep piling crap on our counter while you spend the next half hour or more continuing to look around the store. Use an actual fucking shopping cart.
Sincerely,
Annoyed Retail Employee.
#RetailHell
Our cash register counter is not a shopping cart. Don't just keep piling crap on our counter while you spend the next half hour or more continuing to look around the store. Use an actual fucking shopping cart.
Sincerely,
Annoyed Retail Employee.
#RetailHell
The customer is not always right! Tales from Behind the Counter is real Walmart Horror stories and Mina is my horror stories at Macy’s Enjoy!
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#retailproblems #retaillife #dearcustomer #boxedset
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#retailproblems #retaillife #dearcustomer #boxedset
March 1, 2026 at 11:33 PM
The customer is not always right! Tales from Behind the Counter is real Walmart Horror stories and Mina is my horror stories at Macy’s Enjoy!
amazon.com/dp/B083NDHTT
#retailproblems #retaillife #dearcustomer #boxedset
amazon.com/dp/B083NDHTT
#retailproblems #retaillife #dearcustomer #boxedset
#Free in #kindleunlimited Are you a #retailworker who doesn't kiss up? Do you want some sarcastic #retailhumor after a hard day at work with difficult customers? Then this is the book for you! amzn.to/38X1cf9 #retailproblems #dearcustomer #cashierproblems
Mina and Angeline's Retail Stories: Tips and stories from a retail worker
Mina and Angeline's Retail Stories: Tips and stories from a retail worker - Kindle edition by Samuels, Jessica. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Mina and Angeline's Retail Stories: Tips and stories from a retail worker.
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July 4, 2025 at 12:29 PM
#Free in #kindleunlimited Are you a #retailworker who doesn't kiss up? Do you want some sarcastic #retailhumor after a hard day at work with difficult customers? Then this is the book for you! amzn.to/38X1cf9 #retailproblems #dearcustomer #cashierproblems
Are you a #retailworker who doesn't kiss up? Do you want some sarcastic #retailhumor after a hard day at work with difficult customers? Then this is the book for you! amzn.to/38X1cf9 #retailproblems #dearcustomer #cashierproblems
Mina and Angeline's Retail Stories: Tips and stories from a retail worker
This is a two book collection.
Tales From Behind the Counter:Angeline has been working at Kyle's General Store for five years. She has seen it all: crazy, stupid and even mean customers torment her on...
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February 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Are you a #retailworker who doesn't kiss up? Do you want some sarcastic #retailhumor after a hard day at work with difficult customers? Then this is the book for you! amzn.to/38X1cf9 #retailproblems #dearcustomer #cashierproblems
The customer is not always right! If you have ever worked retail then this is the book for you! Some will make you laugh and some will make you want a drink!
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#retailproblems #retaillife #dearcustomer #boxedset Twice the fun of retail
www.amazon.com/dp/B083NDHTT
#retailproblems #retaillife #dearcustomer #boxedset Twice the fun of retail
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January 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The customer is not always right! If you have ever worked retail then this is the book for you! Some will make you laugh and some will make you want a drink!
www.amazon.com/dp/B083NDHTT
#retailproblems #retaillife #dearcustomer #boxedset Twice the fun of retail
www.amazon.com/dp/B083NDHTT
#retailproblems #retaillife #dearcustomer #boxedset Twice the fun of retail