Today in, "Things that just happened", I got to the last room of the Ophiotauroskin treasure dungeon, had the boss down to 17%, and then Ian came in and DEMANDED pets and attention and I missed dodging the galloping fire horses and died.
#FFXIV #gaymer #catdad #deathbycat #tooslow
#FFXIV #gaymer #catdad #deathbycat #tooslow
November 1, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Today in, "Things that just happened", I got to the last room of the Ophiotauroskin treasure dungeon, had the boss down to 17%, and then Ian came in and DEMANDED pets and attention and I missed dodging the galloping fire horses and died.
#FFXIV #gaymer #catdad #deathbycat #tooslow
#FFXIV #gaymer #catdad #deathbycat #tooslow
Dead woman walking.😾🐰 #DeathByCat
Tried photographing the cats with bunny ears for easter, and I live to tell the tale! Second in line (they did show up for this!) was Felix. He had regrets! And some thoughts about me and my future...
#caturday #catsofbluesky #cats #caturdayeveryday #petsofbluesky #mainecoon #easter #easterbunny
#caturday #catsofbluesky #cats #caturdayeveryday #petsofbluesky #mainecoon #easter #easterbunny
April 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Dead woman walking.😾🐰 #DeathByCat
From a newspaper in Westminster, London -- October 17, 1908.
The cat just HAPPENED to be on the stairs and the knife just HAPPENED to kill the woman. All part of the cat's dastardly plan...😼
#cats #crime #murder #deathbycat
The cat just HAPPENED to be on the stairs and the knife just HAPPENED to kill the woman. All part of the cat's dastardly plan...😼
#cats #crime #murder #deathbycat
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
From a newspaper in Westminster, London -- October 17, 1908.
The cat just HAPPENED to be on the stairs and the knife just HAPPENED to kill the woman. All part of the cat's dastardly plan...😼
#cats #crime #murder #deathbycat
The cat just HAPPENED to be on the stairs and the knife just HAPPENED to kill the woman. All part of the cat's dastardly plan...😼
#cats #crime #murder #deathbycat
My house is well protected. Trespass at your own peril. #deathbycat
June 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My house is well protected. Trespass at your own peril. #deathbycat
You got cats BECAUSE they're predators!
You could've gone for safe, nonviolent catch & release rodent traps. You could have fumigated to put them to sleep or even gone old school wood and metal mice trap insta-death.
NO! TOO EASY!
You wanted the vermin to know DEATH. IS. COMING! #DeathByCat 🐱☠️😱😱😱
You could've gone for safe, nonviolent catch & release rodent traps. You could have fumigated to put them to sleep or even gone old school wood and metal mice trap insta-death.
NO! TOO EASY!
You wanted the vermin to know DEATH. IS. COMING! #DeathByCat 🐱☠️😱😱😱
a close up of a black cat with red eyes and teeth .
ALT: a close up of a black cat with red eyes and teeth .
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January 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
You got cats BECAUSE they're predators!
You could've gone for safe, nonviolent catch & release rodent traps. You could have fumigated to put them to sleep or even gone old school wood and metal mice trap insta-death.
NO! TOO EASY!
You wanted the vermin to know DEATH. IS. COMING! #DeathByCat 🐱☠️😱😱😱
You could've gone for safe, nonviolent catch & release rodent traps. You could have fumigated to put them to sleep or even gone old school wood and metal mice trap insta-death.
NO! TOO EASY!
You wanted the vermin to know DEATH. IS. COMING! #DeathByCat 🐱☠️😱😱😱
January 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
