anyway we're not doing anything too crazy today but we get to see DETHKLOK TOMORROW 😭😭😭💖💖💖
Deathclock Toki Relaxing
ALT: Deathclock Toki Relaxing
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May 25, 2026 at 4:24 PM
anyway we're not doing anything too crazy today but we get to see DETHKLOK TOMORROW 😭😭😭💖💖💖
I first read this as Deathclock, and was really hoping there was a secret Metalocalypse synergy out there shitting on cody.
September 22, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I first read this as Deathclock, and was really hoping there was a secret Metalocalypse synergy out there shitting on cody.
When the Rat Queen sings pretty.
Deathclock Toki Relaxing
ALT: Deathclock Toki Relaxing
static.klipy.com
September 1, 2026 at 12:25 AM
When the Rat Queen sings pretty.
Honestly, anything by deathclock
youtu.be/60YYQZhBae0?...
youtu.be/60YYQZhBae0?...
September 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Honestly, anything by deathclock
youtu.be/60YYQZhBae0?...
youtu.be/60YYQZhBae0?...
*tearing my rotator cuff trying to update my giant "Elon Musk Deathclock"*
June 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
*tearing my rotator cuff trying to update my giant "Elon Musk Deathclock"*
Κοφτε το λίγο με τα μνηματα κ τα deathclock,κριντζάρουμε
December 8, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Κοφτε το λίγο με τα μνηματα κ τα deathclock,κριντζάρουμε
σύμφωνα με το deathclock, το deathclock θα πεθανει σε 4 χρονάκια που θα βγει το AIdeathclock
December 8, 2024 at 1:33 PM
σύμφωνα με το deathclock, το deathclock θα πεθανει σε 4 χρονάκια που θα βγει το AIdeathclock
twinsies, happy fucking birthday
Deathclock Metal Birthday Clown
ALT: Deathclock Metal Birthday Clown
static.klipy.com
July 15, 2026 at 12:21 PM
twinsies, happy fucking birthday
Over Poetins dood gesproken: de zakenkrant Kommersant schreef in 2007 al dat Poetin op 19 juli 2026, dus aanstaande zondag, overlijdt.
De bron was overigens vrij curieus: het was Deathclock, een sterfdatum-generator uit het vroege internettijdperk. 👉🏼 www.kommersant.ru/doc/748909
De bron was overigens vrij curieus: het was Deathclock, een sterfdatum-generator uit het vroege internettijdperk. 👉🏼 www.kommersant.ru/doc/748909
July 14, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Over Poetins dood gesproken: de zakenkrant Kommersant schreef in 2007 al dat Poetin op 19 juli 2026, dus aanstaande zondag, overlijdt.
De bron was overigens vrij curieus: het was Deathclock, een sterfdatum-generator uit het vroege internettijdperk. 👉🏼 www.kommersant.ru/doc/748909
De bron was overigens vrij curieus: het was Deathclock, een sterfdatum-generator uit het vroege internettijdperk. 👉🏼 www.kommersant.ru/doc/748909
Υπάρχει ακόμα το deathclock? Αυτό άνετα έχει βγει σε σύνταξη
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Υπάρχει ακόμα το deathclock? Αυτό άνετα έχει βγει σε σύνταξη
Joy. We turn off the stove. The burner stays on. It's probably a faulty switch and can be fixed, but come on. It's barely five years old. Can we please stop with the built-in deathclock on things that cost a significant amount of lettuce?
August 8, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Joy. We turn off the stove. The burner stays on. It's probably a faulty switch and can be fixed, but come on. It's barely five years old. Can we please stop with the built-in deathclock on things that cost a significant amount of lettuce?
The creature waited
Aboard the spaceship voidbound
Never tiring.
The creature prowled
Corridors warping their form
Each step, a deathclock.
The creature glowed
As it neared the bridge, growling
"Hello my captain"
The creature tired... of waiting
#banterbabes #poetry #specpo #poetry #poemaday
Aboard the spaceship voidbound
Never tiring.
The creature prowled
Corridors warping their form
Each step, a deathclock.
The creature glowed
As it neared the bridge, growling
"Hello my captain"
The creature tired... of waiting
#banterbabes #poetry #specpo #poetry #poemaday
July 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The creature waited
Aboard the spaceship voidbound
Never tiring.
The creature prowled
Corridors warping their form
Each step, a deathclock.
The creature glowed
As it neared the bridge, growling
"Hello my captain"
The creature tired... of waiting
#banterbabes #poetry #specpo #poetry #poemaday
Aboard the spaceship voidbound
Never tiring.
The creature prowled
Corridors warping their form
Each step, a deathclock.
The creature glowed
As it neared the bridge, growling
"Hello my captain"
The creature tired... of waiting
#banterbabes #poetry #specpo #poetry #poemaday
I just put Trump's details into the Deathclock app
Here is the response:
'Based on our calculations you will die on: Friday, 21st December 2001'
🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣
Here is the response:
'Based on our calculations you will die on: Friday, 21st December 2001'
🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣
June 7, 2026 at 9:55 AM
I just put Trump's details into the Deathclock app
Here is the response:
'Based on our calculations you will die on: Friday, 21st December 2001'
🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣
Here is the response:
'Based on our calculations you will die on: Friday, 21st December 2001'
🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣
BLOOMBERG: #AI Powered #DeathClock Promises More Exact #Prediction of Day You'll #Die...
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November 30, 2024 at 5:09 PM
BLOOMBERG: #AI Powered #DeathClock Promises More Exact #Prediction of Day You'll #Die...
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The TBI was advertising for a data analyst on LinkedIn the other week. If they'd said upfront the role involved prototyping a SINISTER OMNISCIENT DEATHCLOCK I might have been tempted to apply
The Tony Blair Institute has come up with a truly awful plan for fixing pensions - so that your pension is based on a personalised projection of your death date.
Former pensions Minister Steve Webb explains:
" Just imagine going to a benefits tribunal to argue with DWP you should ...
Former pensions Minister Steve Webb explains:
" Just imagine going to a benefits tribunal to argue with DWP you should ...
May 1, 2026 at 2:22 PM
The TBI was advertising for a data analyst on LinkedIn the other week. If they'd said upfront the role involved prototyping a SINISTER OMNISCIENT DEATHCLOCK I might have been tempted to apply
Deathclock ⏰
a group of cartoon characters are playing guitars and drums in a dark room .
ALT: a group of cartoon characters are playing guitars and drums in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
April 26, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Deathclock ⏰
Το deathclock ήταν το πρώτο σάιτ που μπήκα εβερ στη ζωή μου πριν .... Ερμ 56κ χρονακια
December 8, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Το deathclock ήταν το πρώτο σάιτ που μπήκα εβερ στη ζωή μου πριν .... Ερμ 56κ χρονακια
it’s a sign that jessecola is canon but FAWK THAT right now it’s TOKI TIME☹️☹️
Deathclock Toki Relaxing
ALT: Deathclock Toki Relaxing
static.klipy.com
May 19, 2026 at 4:45 PM
it’s a sign that jessecola is canon but FAWK THAT right now it’s TOKI TIME☹️☹️
The day I found out when I’m going to die
The day I found out when I’m going to die
When Holly Baxter signed up for a health questionnaire and some bloodwork with new AI startup DeathClock, she wasn’t prepared for what happened next
trib.al
September 16, 2026 at 3:01 PM
The day I found out when I’m going to die
A machine that knows your end. Party trick or curse. Math says you are on a clock. Now what. inkican.com/emergenc... #scifi #author #AI #flashfiction
Deathclock Machine – Scifi Flash Fiction - Inkican
Deathclock Machine – “You can literally predict my death.” “That’s right.” “You must be a riot at parties.”
inkican.com
May 18, 2026 at 4:30 PM
A machine that knows your end. Party trick or curse. Math says you are on a clock. Now what. inkican.com/emergenc... #scifi #author #AI #flashfiction
Been a while, but here's a new one.
ss.lucidillusions.in/deathclock/2...
cc @tinylongwing.bsky.social hope you like it! :)
#WritingCommunity #EldritchHorror #FlashFiction
ss.lucidillusions.in/deathclock/2...
cc @tinylongwing.bsky.social hope you like it! :)
#WritingCommunity #EldritchHorror #FlashFiction
June 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Been a while, but here's a new one.
ss.lucidillusions.in/deathclock/2...
cc @tinylongwing.bsky.social hope you like it! :)
#WritingCommunity #EldritchHorror #FlashFiction
ss.lucidillusions.in/deathclock/2...
cc @tinylongwing.bsky.social hope you like it! :)
#WritingCommunity #EldritchHorror #FlashFiction
how many boomers does it take to change a lightbulb?
less and less everyday!
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less and less everyday!
incendar.com/baby_boomer_...
April 17, 2024 at 2:51 PM
how many boomers does it take to change a lightbulb?
less and less everyday!
incendar.com/baby_boomer_...
less and less everyday!
incendar.com/baby_boomer_...