how does one say "boom" in deathstar?
November 1, 2026 at 11:48 PM
how does one say "boom" in deathstar?
Did a little shopping…. We don’t have this store on the Deathstar…
November 1, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Did a little shopping…. We don’t have this store on the Deathstar…
Hello Deathstar IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?
October 30, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Hello Deathstar IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?
They didn’t need to take those jobs. They have the option to not do them
The contractors on Deathstar 2: Holocaust Boogaloo got what was coming to them
The contractors on Deathstar 2: Holocaust Boogaloo got what was coming to them
November 2, 2026 at 1:09 AM
They didn’t need to take those jobs. They have the option to not do them
The contractors on Deathstar 2: Holocaust Boogaloo got what was coming to them
The contractors on Deathstar 2: Holocaust Boogaloo got what was coming to them
Hey MAGA
Deathstar Death Star
ALT: Deathstar Death Star
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November 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Hey MAGA
Commence primary ignition! 🤯
Deathstar Death Star
ALT: Deathstar Death Star
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November 2, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Commence primary ignition! 🤯
Canonically the deathstar was built by prison labor.
Andor Kino Loy: Just Another Day, Another Shift
Alt: Andor Kino Loy: Just Another Day, Another Shift
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November 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Canonically the deathstar was built by prison labor.
the three joke phenotypes:
1. Its a GameCube
2. Its a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
3. Its the Mouse Droid from the Deathstar
a mysterious 4th joke remains to be discovered (?!)
1. Its a GameCube
2. Its a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
3. Its the Mouse Droid from the Deathstar
a mysterious 4th joke remains to be discovered (?!)
November 4, 2026 at 12:56 AM
the three joke phenotypes:
1. Its a GameCube
2. Its a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
3. Its the Mouse Droid from the Deathstar
a mysterious 4th joke remains to be discovered (?!)
1. Its a GameCube
2. Its a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
3. Its the Mouse Droid from the Deathstar
a mysterious 4th joke remains to be discovered (?!)
Children on the Deathstar has me imagining part of the perks was on site Daycare lol.
November 2, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Children on the Deathstar has me imagining part of the perks was on site Daycare lol.
In a way the llm is like an R2 unit running ur targeting computer on the deathstar run of development
October 30, 2026 at 4:02 PM
In a way the llm is like an R2 unit running ur targeting computer on the deathstar run of development
Vote 4 one or add your own.
Musk the Murderer
Elon The Executioner
DeathStar Link
Musk the Murderer
Elon The Executioner
DeathStar Link
October 31, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Vote 4 one or add your own.
Musk the Murderer
Elon The Executioner
DeathStar Link
Musk the Murderer
Elon The Executioner
DeathStar Link
I learned that this planet was destroyed in 9/11
November 2, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I learned that this planet was destroyed in 9/11
Why would there be kids on a deathstar?
And even if there were, wouldn't that say more about the Empire than the people stopping the planet-destroying machine?
And even if there were, wouldn't that say more about the Empire than the people stopping the planet-destroying machine?
November 3, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Why would there be kids on a deathstar?
And even if there were, wouldn't that say more about the Empire than the people stopping the planet-destroying machine?
And even if there were, wouldn't that say more about the Empire than the people stopping the planet-destroying machine?
I'll do it easy for you.
Fake Star Wars fans- "Anakin should of killed every baby in that film, and built a deathstar that only kills ladies!"
Real Star Wars fans- "What argument online? I've been playing this pod racing game with this little crocodile guy for 2 weeks straight."
Fake Star Wars fans- "Anakin should of killed every baby in that film, and built a deathstar that only kills ladies!"
Real Star Wars fans- "What argument online? I've been playing this pod racing game with this little crocodile guy for 2 weeks straight."
November 3, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I'll do it easy for you.
Fake Star Wars fans- "Anakin should of killed every baby in that film, and built a deathstar that only kills ladies!"
Real Star Wars fans- "What argument online? I've been playing this pod racing game with this little crocodile guy for 2 weeks straight."
Fake Star Wars fans- "Anakin should of killed every baby in that film, and built a deathstar that only kills ladies!"
Real Star Wars fans- "What argument online? I've been playing this pod racing game with this little crocodile guy for 2 weeks straight."
IT WAS THE DAWN OF THE THIRD AGE OF THE EMPIRE…IT WAS OUR LAST, BEST, HOPE FOR DOMINATING THE GALAXY
THE NAME OF THE PLACE…
DEATHSTAR-5
(Cue Theme Music)
THE NAME OF THE PLACE…
DEATHSTAR-5
(Cue Theme Music)
I know this is the twelfth Death Star you have contracted my firm to build, and I frankly think that even though they have all been blown up by missile fire from small fighter craft, we’ve built a great relationship of trust, right?
Here’s my idea: we stick with the uncovered exhaust port.
Here’s my idea: we stick with the uncovered exhaust port.
November 1, 2026 at 4:21 PM
IT WAS THE DAWN OF THE THIRD AGE OF THE EMPIRE…IT WAS OUR LAST, BEST, HOPE FOR DOMINATING THE GALAXY
THE NAME OF THE PLACE…
DEATHSTAR-5
(Cue Theme Music)
THE NAME OF THE PLACE…
DEATHSTAR-5
(Cue Theme Music)
Yeah, but my real treasure is this one
October 30, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Yeah, but my real treasure is this one
Him also not even being part of the First Order assembly when the Starkiller blows up anything would indicate that he didn't care much for their destroying solar systems either.
albeit, that was probably (definitely) a way of emulating Vader who was similarly dismissive of the Deathstar, but hey.
albeit, that was probably (definitely) a way of emulating Vader who was similarly dismissive of the Deathstar, but hey.
November 2, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Him also not even being part of the First Order assembly when the Starkiller blows up anything would indicate that he didn't care much for their destroying solar systems either.
albeit, that was probably (definitely) a way of emulating Vader who was similarly dismissive of the Deathstar, but hey.
albeit, that was probably (definitely) a way of emulating Vader who was similarly dismissive of the Deathstar, but hey.
In– Including children??? We know that was a purely military posting so it was, at most, construction contractors who got obliterated for the second Deathstar???
November 2, 2026 at 1:06 AM
In– Including children??? We know that was a purely military posting so it was, at most, construction contractors who got obliterated for the second Deathstar???
Private Equity: a/k/a The Deathstar
October 29, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Private Equity: a/k/a The Deathstar
They is woke.
He appears to side with the fascist empire, and resents that he doesn't have a deathstar to maintain his vision of a world free of non-whites
He mistakes cruelty with strength, and is either misunderstanding star wars or hopes his fans are
It's propaganda to engage racial resentment
He appears to side with the fascist empire, and resents that he doesn't have a deathstar to maintain his vision of a world free of non-whites
He mistakes cruelty with strength, and is either misunderstanding star wars or hopes his fans are
It's propaganda to engage racial resentment
November 1, 2026 at 11:40 PM
They is woke.
He appears to side with the fascist empire, and resents that he doesn't have a deathstar to maintain his vision of a world free of non-whites
He mistakes cruelty with strength, and is either misunderstanding star wars or hopes his fans are
It's propaganda to engage racial resentment
He appears to side with the fascist empire, and resents that he doesn't have a deathstar to maintain his vision of a world free of non-whites
He mistakes cruelty with strength, and is either misunderstanding star wars or hopes his fans are
It's propaganda to engage racial resentment
There are a lot of references that the empire put down a lot of worlds, "sufffocated rebellions", and persecuted people (references in Rebels and Andor series) before the destroy of the deathstar.
Well uh erm the death star destroyed a planet
We have a media literacy crisis in this country
November 2, 2026 at 8:04 AM
There are a lot of references that the empire put down a lot of worlds, "sufffocated rebellions", and persecuted people (references in Rebels and Andor series) before the destroy of the deathstar.
I just saw someone call Luke a liberal and holy shit i wish liberals were like luke. Come on libs, we're building a rebellion here, grab your blaster, hop in the stolen aircraft, lets take down the deathstar.
November 3, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I just saw someone call Luke a liberal and holy shit i wish liberals were like luke. Come on libs, we're building a rebellion here, grab your blaster, hop in the stolen aircraft, lets take down the deathstar.
