#decaf
Little post supper supper

Decaf sun-dried black tea from Yunnan province
November 3, 2026 at 12:12 PM
There’s a special place in hell for cafes that charge extra for decaf…
November 1, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Vyvanse and @yesplz.coffee decaf were built for each other.
November 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Ah så d jänkarkaffe i alla tre
November 3, 2026 at 3:28 PM
And decaf coffee
November 4, 2026 at 1:05 AM
one more decaf session to round out a Shulloweekend
November 1, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Finally figured out my preferred way to take fiber drink mix. In decaf instant espresso with stevia. Nyam! 😋
November 5, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Make decaf coffee illegal.
What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand?

(Absurd answers only.)
November 5, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Decaf fascists are such monumental fucking losers
November 1, 2026 at 6:20 PM
matcha lavender decaf butthole
November 4, 2026 at 1:17 PM
I’m giving it until 6 and then I’m going inside to test-drive this decaf chai I bought for the grownups while I watch Sir Patrick’s “Macbeth”
November 1, 2026 at 12:29 AM
1. They helped orchestrate the major victory last night by recruiting candidates to run
2. White people cost us everything in 2024 by voting for Trump
3. Switch to decaf and stop yelling
THE PEOPLE WORKED TOO HARD TO CREATE THE BLUE WAVE SO TIMID LEADERS COULD LET IT BREAK AGAINST THE PEBBLES OF THEIR OWN IMPOTENCE.

SCHUMER & HAKEEM MUST GO! THE NOTHING THEY DID COST US EVERYTHING

THE PEOPLE WILL RULE THIS REPBULIC. WE WILL HOLD ALL OUR ELECTED OFFICIALS ACCOUNTABLE
November 5, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Decaf cappuccino for me today because my nerves!
November 3, 2026 at 2:57 PM
She says "I can't get a cup of decaf coffee, I'm not coming back anyhow. I give that place maybe a year."

No plain tea, no plain coffee, and no decaf. Every other froufrou place in town can give me and my friend the simple beverages that might tempt us to stay. This strikes me as bad marketing.
November 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
ich glaub in meinem decaf kaffee war koffein mir geht’s gar nicht gut
November 3, 2026 at 11:41 AM
im like if a girl was posting on the clock and was abt to make a cup of mostly decaf coffee
November 5, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I use an electric kettle and decaf powder
November 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Fuck you, Decaf.
November 5, 2026 at 12:36 PM
My election night confessional: I made a cup of decaf and then put an espresso shot in it to get more volume
November 5, 2026 at 2:27 AM
decaf day after 3 full caf days it feels like the world is ending
November 5, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Outside for my decaf and my roses.
November 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I might have forgotten to order a decaf horchatte this afternoon. Uh oh
November 3, 2026 at 12:21 AM
The real fight begins now. Jefferies and Schumer have to go; this cannot be leadership for the Democrats. Utterly useless and complacent decaf-fascists who will run defense for this criminal regime
Jeffries: "I haven't had a single member of the House Democratic caucus talk to me about impeachment. We've been relentlessly focused on affordability and accountability."
November 4, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Decaf
November 3, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Making myself a decaf coffee at 4 pm for the express purpose of using the mug as a hand warmer
November 5, 2026 at 12:01 AM