Report: 32% Of Prayers Deflected Off Passing Satellites
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January 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Report: 32% Of Prayers Deflected Off Passing Satellites
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I still can’t believe that Pam Bondi deflected from answering questions on the Epstein files by yelling about the Dow. Truly mind boggling.
February 12, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I still can’t believe that Pam Bondi deflected from answering questions on the Epstein files by yelling about the Dow. Truly mind boggling.
RUN THE DEFLECTED BACKWARDS LATERAL PLAY AGAIN
December 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
RUN THE DEFLECTED BACKWARDS LATERAL PLAY AGAIN
Ball deflected off the giant helmet lol
September 20, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Ball deflected off the giant helmet lol
Sensational catch by Chargers' Joshua Palmer, ball was deflected and he tipped it to himself
December 20, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Sensational catch by Chargers' Joshua Palmer, ball was deflected and he tipped it to himself
March 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Donald Trump just deflected and REFUSED to answer a question about holding Putin responsible.
I know. You're shocked.
I know. You're shocked.
February 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Donald Trump just deflected and REFUSED to answer a question about holding Putin responsible.
I know. You're shocked.
I know. You're shocked.
Best question in months. Maybe years. He deflected but it was worth asking.
Q: What is your response to critics--
TRUMP: I don't care about critics
Q: What is your response to critics who say it's your mental health that should be examined?
TRUMP: Well, I haven't heard that. You're gonna have to have more people like me
TRUMP: I don't care about critics
Q: What is your response to critics who say it's your mental health that should be examined?
TRUMP: Well, I haven't heard that. You're gonna have to have more people like me
April 6, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Best question in months. Maybe years. He deflected but it was worth asking.
not since Shaggy has a man so unconvincingly deflected blame
!!!! a very defensive Trump defends his relationship with Laura Loomer and says "she's a free spirit ... I don't know exactly what you're referring to"
September 13, 2024 at 7:54 PM
not since Shaggy has a man so unconvincingly deflected blame
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth Defended Lauren Boebert's Theater Groping Incident
Hegseth deflected and was dismissive of Boebert’s antics
Hegseth deflected and was dismissive of Boebert’s antics
Pete Hegseth Defended Lauren Boebert's Theater Groping Incident
Hegseth deflected and was dismissive of Boebert’s antics
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January 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth Defended Lauren Boebert's Theater Groping Incident
Hegseth deflected and was dismissive of Boebert’s antics
Hegseth deflected and was dismissive of Boebert’s antics
A deflected Puskas Award nominee?
November 29, 2024 at 2:41 PM
A deflected Puskas Award nominee?
Trevor Lawrence gets picked on a deflected pass, Bills are gonna win it
January 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Trevor Lawrence gets picked on a deflected pass, Bills are gonna win it
Get deflected, idiot
December 17, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Get deflected, idiot
‘I already ignored and deflected that question.’
Fixed it for her.
Fixed it for her.
February 11, 2026 at 6:52 PM
‘I already ignored and deflected that question.’
Fixed it for her.
Fixed it for her.
Today is a reminder of Zelensky's superhuman stamina and strength. He deflected deeply unfair vile attacks in his 3rd language and kept it together while two bullies threatened his country's existence and repeated the tired but infuriating propaganda tropes of the aggressor.
February 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Today is a reminder of Zelensky's superhuman stamina and strength. He deflected deeply unfair vile attacks in his 3rd language and kept it together while two bullies threatened his country's existence and repeated the tired but infuriating propaganda tropes of the aggressor.
Sí, la cafeína puede tener ese efecto.
Star Wars Deflected
ALT: Star Wars Deflected
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July 4, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Sí, la cafeína puede tener ese efecto.
🚨EXCLUSIVE: After a Delaney Hall protester was PUNCHED by a GEO Group employee, @jordanchariton.bsky.social questioned Newark PD on whether they'd face an assault charge.
Police took NO RESPONSIBILITY & deflected to Homeland Security Investigations — a response that conflicts with ICE's guidelines.
Police took NO RESPONSIBILITY & deflected to Homeland Security Investigations — a response that conflicts with ICE's guidelines.
July 3, 2026 at 2:34 PM
🚨EXCLUSIVE: After a Delaney Hall protester was PUNCHED by a GEO Group employee, @jordanchariton.bsky.social questioned Newark PD on whether they'd face an assault charge.
Police took NO RESPONSIBILITY & deflected to Homeland Security Investigations — a response that conflicts with ICE's guidelines.
Police took NO RESPONSIBILITY & deflected to Homeland Security Investigations — a response that conflicts with ICE's guidelines.
The new report on FBI Director Kash Patel cites more than TWO DOZEN sources describing his leadership as a “management failure” and national security risk.
The White House and DOJ didn’t deny the allegations, but deflected.
Patel was the only one who issued a direct rebuttal.
That speaks volumes.
The White House and DOJ didn’t deny the allegations, but deflected.
Patel was the only one who issued a direct rebuttal.
That speaks volumes.
April 20, 2026 at 6:22 PM
The new report on FBI Director Kash Patel cites more than TWO DOZEN sources describing his leadership as a “management failure” and national security risk.
The White House and DOJ didn’t deny the allegations, but deflected.
Patel was the only one who issued a direct rebuttal.
That speaks volumes.
The White House and DOJ didn’t deny the allegations, but deflected.
Patel was the only one who issued a direct rebuttal.
That speaks volumes.
he should’ve debated the 5.56mm bullet that hit his neck and deflected as usual
"he just wanted people to debate him" is a real thing I had to hear in real life
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
he should’ve debated the 5.56mm bullet that hit his neck and deflected as usual
Pam Bondi deflected responsibility for the Epstein files over 30 times while a top DOJ lawyer stopped her from answering any questions about the President.
Republicans need to release the transcript now.
Republicans need to release the transcript now.
May 31, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Pam Bondi deflected responsibility for the Epstein files over 30 times while a top DOJ lawyer stopped her from answering any questions about the President.
Republicans need to release the transcript now.
Republicans need to release the transcript now.
3 times Dutton was asked about Jacinta Prices comment "make Australia great again"
And 3 times he deflected #TemuTrump #auspol
And 3 times he deflected #TemuTrump #auspol
April 12, 2025 at 6:58 AM
3 times Dutton was asked about Jacinta Prices comment "make Australia great again"
And 3 times he deflected #TemuTrump #auspol
And 3 times he deflected #TemuTrump #auspol
I… I don’t think he has done that actually
July 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I… I don’t think he has done that actually
Pete Hegseth REPEATEDLY deflected questions today by saying "I'm not going to answer a hypothetical."
But, as the Secretary of Defense, isn't that his FUCKING job, to answer hypotheticals? We're not at war, but what happens if we go to war with "__?" How many hypothetical "war makers" do you need?
But, as the Secretary of Defense, isn't that his FUCKING job, to answer hypotheticals? We're not at war, but what happens if we go to war with "__?" How many hypothetical "war makers" do you need?
January 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Pete Hegseth REPEATEDLY deflected questions today by saying "I'm not going to answer a hypothetical."
But, as the Secretary of Defense, isn't that his FUCKING job, to answer hypotheticals? We're not at war, but what happens if we go to war with "__?" How many hypothetical "war makers" do you need?
But, as the Secretary of Defense, isn't that his FUCKING job, to answer hypotheticals? We're not at war, but what happens if we go to war with "__?" How many hypothetical "war makers" do you need?